Elton John Best Useless Press Release… Ever Jesse Metcalfe – heard of him? Probably not. A jerk off of sizable proportions. Like… TOTAL dickhead. So anyway, turns out he’s an alcoholic. And now he’s in rehab. And his publicist wanted you to know. But just in case you didn’t know, the hardworking rep went the By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John The Daily SO Hetero Wild Hogs has grossed over $100 million and counting. Which means courting the MiniVan Majority clearly works. Which is probably why John Travolta has temporarily swallowed his hankering for male massages and c*ckstands in favour of playing Happy Hetero just a little longer – especially since talk of a sequel By Lainey • Mar 19, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John More About Entourage More About Entourage A response to your emails yesterday about Entourage and the new season…but warning: spoiler ahead if you haven’t caught up. Confusing as hell which probably explains your messages but it turns out Season 3 is NOT over. NOT over. It was divided into Season 3A By Lainey • Mar 09, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John The Travoltas Sell Wild Hogs Pimping kids for publicity and profit – the new sales strategy in Hollywood and it looks like the Travoltas are the latest to hop on the bandwagon. Here they are from a couple of nights ago at the premiere of Wild Hogs – I cannot for the life of me understand why By Lainey • Mar 02, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John Posh in white, Posh in black In white at Elton John’s party, she also attended VF. And watching this woman pose is the treat of a lifetime. You can tell she has spent hours and hours and hours in her bedroom practicing, jutting out one hip, adjusting all the bones in her back, in absolute By Lainey • Feb 27, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John John Mayer’s Look of Shame In Florida last night after his show, maybe it’s just me but I see shame in his eyes. The eyes, the body language – this is not a man who is proud of his conquest or particularly happy to associated with it. Rather, this is a man who is bearing By Lainey • Jan 26, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John Jess & John take the tits to South Beach Out for dinner on Monday night - still on and heating up. To the point where John Mayer is not only ok with it, he actually looks smug about being seen out in public with his blow up doll...and truth be told, from a dude’s standpoint at least By Lainey • Jan 23, 2007 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney’s New Year’s Collapse: Fact or Fiction? By now I’m sure you’ve heard: Robin Leach, writing for Luxe Life, a Vegas gossip column, reported that on Sunday night, shortly before 1am, Britney supposedly collapsed at Pure, necessitating military-like security measures to wrap and cover and carry her body out of the club. Naturally, considering the By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John Lindsay Lohan: closer to rock bottom Page Six has obtained yet another incoherent Lilo missive – an email to her friends and lawyers in which she claims Al Gore has offered to join forces with her to fight the tabloids and the pappies, as are the Clintons, and several other high powered personalities. Believing that she can By Lainey • Dec 07, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John The Flying Manny Deliciously smutty new tip just arrived. That pre-aerial kiss, you remember? The NY Daily News reported a while back that the Travolta’s son is autistic. Rumour has it and widely believed, the liplocking partner is Jet’s manny and he and the Boss are very close, almost inseparable. Totally By Lainey • Oct 26, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Gossip with Flare If you can"t stand the shameless self promotion - stop reading NOW. Consider yourself warned. STOP READING NOW. Flare Magazine is Canada"s fashion bible and in the November release, they have included a bonus issue called Canada"s Best in fashion, beauty, music, and film By Lainey • Oct 19, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Johnny Depp If it was up to me, he"d have my vote…hands down, loins aquiver. Arguments for: 1. It"s Johnny Depp - do I really have to do this? 2. If I really have to do this, on top of the fact that he"s the By Lainey • Oct 11, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Last Word This is for the girls at the Stollery Children"s Hospital NICU - for doing what you do, I can"t even imagine, I"m honoured there"s something you find helpful in reading my column. One last, last, last clue. Grizzly, Grumpy, and High is By Lainey • Sep 21, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Hilary Homewrecker on the loose? Well well. Curious state of affairs, non? First the official split from Chad Lowe, then the vicious Vanity Fair article in which she reprehensibly outs his addiction, now word that she"s hooking up with her agent, some dude by the name of John, also in the midst of By Lainey • Aug 31, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John The PERFECT Pirate: Johnny Depp No words required. Enjoy. By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John The Daily Ugly: John Corbett I am proud to say that I never liked Aidan. Never, ever, ever. Because I don"t dig hippies. And that laid back "hey baby, yeah it"s so groovy" furniture maker thing he had going on just got old real fast. Blech. John Corbett plays By Lainey • Apr 11, 2006 08:00 am
