Lainey Interviews Katy Perry: on Lily, Angie, and John Mayer too! Katy Perry’s I Kissed a Girl is currently #1 both on iTunes and Billboard Canada and second to only Coldplay on the Billboard Hot 100. Not bad, right? But while the easy assumption is that at 23, Katy’s success came quickly, in reality she’s now with her By Lainey • Jun 20, 2008 01:54 am
Famewhores Love & Leisure What a surprise. It’s Jennifer Aniston sitting by a pool, making sure her tan never fades, only now she’s not alone. What a privileged and profound life she really does lead. Jen and John Mayer’s hot summer hookup clearly hasn’t cooled. Here they are on holiday By Lainey • Jun 17, 2008 12:56 am
Frauds JJ vs The Wonder Twins Remember when Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn first started dating while they were shooting the Break Up? They were on set in Chicago. Staying at at hotel and somehow paparazzi ended up taking photographs of the 2 kissing and cuddling on a balcony. A private balcony at an exclusive hotel By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 07:15 am
Famewhores A Mortal Fights the Gods You have to applaud her effort, non? She is waging a war she can’t win but still she won’t give up. As you know, Angelina Jolie confirmed yesterday that she is indeed expecting two royal arrivals. Needless to say, as is the case with any headline related to By Lainey • May 15, 2008 01:16 am
Douchebags John Takes Jen on the Road From Miami to Orlando! Jennifer Aniston is taking her sizzling spring fling with John Mayer on the road! John was booked for a private RIM performance in Orlando last night and flew via private jet with Jen and her dog Norman. Norman is so cute. Look at him. Look at By Lainey • May 14, 2008 06:40 am
Famewhores What John Did in the Pool You think he was easing her in to the experience? John Mayer returned to Miami to join Jennifer Aniston this weekend by the pool. Where else would she be??? Again, the paps were able to grab some amazing photos of the two… much to the chagrin of her hardworking bodyguards, By Lainey • May 12, 2008 02:16 am
Douchebags The Difference of a Year Last year John Mayer was accompanied by Jessica Simpson to the Costume Institute Gala. She wore a Cavalli that was too small, resulting in back fat and Lara and I lost our sh*t. It was the beginning of the end. Shortly after that, John and Jessica parted ways. Twelve By Lainey • May 06, 2008 04:52 am
Famewhores What Else Is There To Do? Jennifer Aniston has the best life to go with the best body. I love food too much to have a body like that. Sigh. Check her out, in her favourite spot, by the pool this weekend in Miami soaking up the sun. And all this wasn’t stimulating enough for By Lainey • May 05, 2008 05:17 am
Hook Ups John on Jen’s Golden Skin! The first photos of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer heating up Miami! Looks like In Touch Weekly outbid all the other publications to make it happen. As you can see, Jen and John are lounging by the pool – his head on her shoulder – and totally immersed in their own profundity By Lainey • Apr 30, 2008 04:34 am
Hook Ups Jen, John, Pee, and Water The most brilliant ideas are often the most simple. Perhaps that it’s never been suggested before. Now that it’s “happening” though, it totally makes sense: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer! The two shared an intimate lunch and dinner in Miami the other day, talking quietly and ending the By Lainey • Apr 27, 2008 08:06 pm
Douchebags Please. Shut. Your. Ass. Well… at the very least, it’s an admission that he really does google himself. Obsessively. John Mayer – again taking to his blog with a long winded manifesto about… Fame? Vanity? Narcissism? Aspiring to more? Finding meaning in life? Sure. That’s what he says it’s about. But at By Lainey • Mar 28, 2008 05:40 am
Douchebags The Doucheness of John’s Lyrics Every songwriter has their own process. When you’re a douchebag and a new famewhore, you blast your creative process out on your blog. If you’re John Mayer you go a step further and you file it under the guise of the esoteric when in reality, it’s not By Lainey • Mar 07, 2008 03:40 am
Jessica Simpson See Ya Later, Douchebag It has taken me all week to read John Mayer"s interview with Best Life. Not because I’ve been busy, but because I was bored. So bored I could only manage one page at a time. One page is all I could tolerate. The man insufferably long winded. By Lainey • Feb 14, 2008 07:00 pm
John Mayer Douchebag Hates Ebola Please welcome John Mayer onto the Freebie Five. Not because he was the hotness on stage with Alicia Keys at the Grammys, even though he did indeed fire up the loins the way he grooved to the beat with his hair and his pants (click here for the clip), but By Lainey • Feb 12, 2008 03:31 am
Jessica Simpson Good Hair and Happy Can you believe Jessica Simpson’s main gay Ken Paves actually managed to make her hair look decent? Check out Jess in New York last night, absolutely glowing with no sign of tacky weave. And that’s a cute outfit too. Romo has a better effect on her than she By Lainey • Jan 31, 2008 03:05 am
Jessica Simpson Pro Jess & Romo It’s not Jess and John Mayer for me. Call me Cruise but this time I’m all over it. I am all over Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Because Jess and Tony make sense. Total sense. Just look at them! Last night leaving The Key Club on the Sunset By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 03:23 am
