Jessica Simpson Bootycalling on his Blog Hate to gloat but… It was reported last week that John Mayer the pissing douche was on the loose, having split from Minka Kelly. This is what I wrote at the time: And now that Jessica Simpson is all over Tony Romo, maybe John is feeling a little slighted that By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 01:00 am
Jessica Simpson Pissing Douche on the Loose John Mayer is single again! According to People, after dating FNL’s Minka Kelly for a few months, the two have now broken up. Looks like Minka came to her senses. How do you go from Taylor Kitsch dripping sweat all over you to John Mayer pulling out his pee By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 08:54 am
Jessica Simpson John Mayer ShameFace: Best of 2007 By the end of it, when it actually ended, I admit… I was kinda sad. Too many fun smutty moments came from their relationship and the thought of Jess’s cheap ass weave getting urinated on by John Mayer was just too good. But what should never have been could By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
John Mayer GQ FNL Minka Kelly at the GQ event last night. How amazing is Lyla Garrity this season? Can’t get enough of her Jesus love, baby. And John Mayer apparently hasn’t had enough to Minka Kelly – they were spotted in New York together earlier this week and courtside at a basketball By Lainey • Dec 06, 2007 06:00 am
John Mayer How He Pees John Mayer was also at Butter last night and actually dressed up kinda dapper. When he’s not singing his cheese ass limp dick music or pissing on girls, he is rather attractive, non? Favourite video of the week – John’s response to the infamous and revolting 2 Girls 1 By Lainey • Nov 20, 2007 06:38 am
John Mayer Rossum – would you rather??? Just when you thought it couldn"t possibly get more revolting, Emmy outdoes even her own Rossum. Attempting to pimp her sad excuse for a record Emmy puked her Rossum all over People the other day telling the magazine that she found the inspiration for her music in her By Lainey • Oct 23, 2007 08:00 pm
John Mayer Looking for a Place to Pee You will LOVE this… exclusive dish on John Mayer last night. Put it this way – if I were Minka Kelly, his supposed new girlfriend, I would NOT be assuming her relationship with him is serious. Not even close. So he was hanging out at the Box last night with Sherrod By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 08:00 pm
John Mayer Friday Night Pee A gift that yields many rewards. Love, love, love. Here’s John Mayer stepping out for the first time in the spotlight with his new piece in Santa Monica this weekend, clearly with no intention of keeping it quiet. Her name is Minka Kelly and since most of you shamefully By Lainey • Sep 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Wrinkled by Douche Cam in NYC last night, photographers claim she was out with John Mayer though the two were not captured together on camera. She looks great. Love love love her dress. But it’s wrinkly. Wonder what they were doing to her all wrinkly and weary-faced. Pee stains, but does it By Lainey • Aug 24, 2007 05:46 am
Jessica Simpson Worse Than Hair Weave Jessica Simpson might hawk fake hair, but at least you expect it from her, you know? Without a brain or much discernible talent, the only things she has are her tits and a mane. John Mayer on the other hand… well, he’s supposed to be a real musician. He’ By Lainey • Aug 03, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John The New John Mayer Bitterly disappointing his fans when he hooked up with Jessica Simpson and literally pissed all over her, the man behind limp dick pseudo-sensitive songs like Wonderland and Daughters decided to tap the emptiest blonde in Hollywood, disillusioning supporters and supposedly taking a hit in ticket sales. But now it’s By Lainey • Jul 18, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John The Best & The Rest Once upon a time, they said Britney would take her crown. And I agreed. Now upon a time, no one who can live up to the legacy. Not yet. Perhaps not ever. Which is why she is Madonna. Other observations: did you love Keith Urban’s set with Alicia Keys? By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
John Mayer The Man Coloured Pedi Your opinion? I’m undecided. Because if David Beckham decided to rock some wine coloured toes, I’d be all over it. My husband however? Nuh uh. I can’t even imagine asking him. The other day as we were heading out to the golf course I suggested he style By Lainey • Jun 18, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson The Heartache Diet When I saw Jessica Simpson in Cannes, she was already tighter than she’d been in months. Told me she was back on her extreme diet and work out plan in preparation for Major Movie Star which starts shooting in July. Shame to waste such energy on a sure box By Lainey • Jun 17, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson Improved but Unwelcome See what I meant earlier about letting in the riffraff? On the one hand there’s Juliette Binoche, on the other there’s this one, looking marginally improved last night in Cannes at the Louis Vuitton party but still far from there. The pattern – isn’t this what you’d By Lainey • May 16, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson The Bimbo Man-Over Not that I don’t think that he’s hot without the shaggy, because he totally is… but wow! Look at the cheekbones and the carefully tousled hair, even a little pout action goin’ on – the new John Mayer with a Hollywood Bimbo Makeover, here at the Costume Institute Gala By Lainey • May 08, 2007 08:00 pm
