Ashlee Simpson Intro for Apr 16, 2007 Dear Gossips, We all have irrational, totally unreasonable pet peeves. For me it’s turned-out feet. For my friend Erin it’s people who can’t close their mouths – illustrated perfectly by Prince William: beaver bucks, big lips, can’t inhale through his nose, FAR from sexy…which is why By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John James Blunt hurts angels Petra Nemcova at the Brick Awards on Tuesday. By all accounts, she’s the sweetest thing. Very humble, very kind, very undeserving of the James Blunt treatment. I mean you’d think someone who looks THAT ugly, who looks like spoiled milk with bad teeth…you’d think he would By Lainey • Apr 12, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson In Love or On Stage? John Mayer and Jessica Simpson at the beach in Australia – kissing, frolicking, and playing despite the obvious pappy presence capturing every “romantic” gesture. So you tell me: is this for real or is this for show? People Magazine – no surprise – is providing full details about how in love they truly By Lainey • Apr 05, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John John Mayer: sheepish on the run It’s been weeks, it’s so public, and still…John Mayer KNOWS. He knows his c*ck has led him astray. He knows his brain, his good sensibility, some say even his integrity – he knows it’s all been soiled by his libido. And so he skulks around sheepishly, By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John The Daily John Mayer: Djimon Hounsou Fans of John Mayer have been lamenting his love choice for weeks – how can he still stand for what he stood for with that bimbo on his tour bus? And although I understood the pain, not being a fan of his, I did not feel the pain. I did not By Lainey • Mar 05, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Daily BitchSlap: Janice Min on Jessica Simpson Us Weekly’s new cover – forget about that diet nonsense, look instead at the caption under the Plastic Surgery headline: good job for Jen and Jessica Simpson’s “Scary!” new face. Hee. Inside a blow by blow analysis of what she may have done, including pulling up the eyelids, thinning By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica in Elle: the fact among the lies Jessica Simpson on the cover of the upcoming issue of Elle in what must be the most unimaginative photo shoot ever. Big hair, big tits, pink dress, wind machine…never seen that before, you? And then there’s the interview. She addresses the breakdown of her marriage, she describes her By Lainey • Feb 05, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John John Mayer: Michael Jackson & the hooker The Look of Shame again prominently displayed at the weekend in Miami as John Mayer continues to suffer the indignity of being seen in public with Jessica Simpson, to the amazement of his fans and supporters who are increasingly bewildered by the surprising longevity of this relationship. I mean screwing By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John John Mayer’s Look of Shame In Florida last night after his show, maybe it’s just me but I see shame in his eyes. The eyes, the body language – this is not a man who is proud of his conquest or particularly happy to associated with it. Rather, this is a man who is bearing By Lainey • Jan 26, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Basic Communication with Jessica Simpson I’m relieved today that I’m not a fan of John Mayer. To those of you who are, I send you my deepest condolences and sympathise with your disappointment. Because any which way you cut it, John Mayer looks bad. And for a dude with a solid fan base, By Lainey • Jan 25, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John Jess & John take the tits to South Beach Out for dinner on Monday night - still on and heating up. To the point where John Mayer is not only ok with it, he actually looks smug about being seen out in public with his blow up doll...and truth be told, from a dude’s standpoint at least By Lainey • Jan 23, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson"s Nightstand Man Fresh and exclusive smut from Shreveport, Louisiana – reposted from Friday for those who may have missed it. Jess is there shooting Blonde Ambition, renting a house in a swanky neighbourhood, girl came equipped with a huge wardrobe, mostly boots - the over the knee kind - and coats with big By Lainey • Dec 11, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson"s Nightstand Man Fresh and exclusive smut from Shreveport, Louisiana! Jess is there shooting Blonde Ambition, renting a house in a swanky neighbourhood, girl came equipped with a huge wardrobe, mostly boots - the over the knee kind - and coats with big fur collars, though she"s probably not getting much By Lainey • Dec 08, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson About Jess & Tony Wanted to reply quickly to several emails that I have just come in on the heels of the Jessica Simpson/John Mayer article from earlier this morning, especially after the Dallas/TB game yesterday during which the announcers repeatedly made references to a Jessica romance with the Cowboys’ new star By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: smart move #1 Well well. Looks like she"s not completely hopeless after all. And it also looks like she might have taken that my bit of advice to heart from the other day: "Time for a new team, honey. Starting with the father. In fact, get rid of ALL the By Lainey • Sep 08, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica’s Downward Spiral I’d say it’s time for an emergency Simpson Summit, wouldn’t you? I mean at this point, even I’m feeling a little sorry for the poor little twat. And if the bleeding doesn’t stop, I fear we might have another Hollywood breakdown on our hands. Let’ By Lainey • Sep 07, 2006 08:00 am
