Elton John Worst Couple: James Blunt & Petra Nemcova Re-f*cking-volting. James, I mean. No doubt he can falsetto but holy sh*t is he ever ugly – and yes, from every possible angle. My eyes felt raped just looking at him. Those teeth, that nose, the pasty white skin juxtaposed with her beauty – it goes against every law of By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: Suck "n" Sprinkle If you"re one of those prudish types, STOP READING NOW. And consider yourself warned. Otherwise, don"t be bitching to my inbox about crass and crude and blah blah blah. After all, smut is nothing if it ain"t dirty. Right then. About this Jessica Simpson/ By Lainey • Aug 31, 2006 08:00 am
