Top Reads Inauguration dates I am all up in this Inauguration Porn. Can’t get enough. Beyonce just sang. And she was great. So I promise you, or I warn you, whichever is more appropriate, there will be another Beyonce post either later today or tomorrow when more pictures are available. For now, here By Lainey • Jan 21, 2013 12:53 pm
John Mayer 5 Reasons Why Katy Perry Must be Stopped It was a big weekend for the world's most famous reanimated styrofoam wig stand, otherwise known as Katy Perry, as she's snapped leaving dinner with John Mayer in Hollywood. The two kept their hands together while being photographed, so this dinner date with the paps must By Dean • Jan 07, 2013 11:32 am
Gross Katy Perry & John Mayer had sex for Christmas How’s this for a little coal in your stocking, huh? On Christmas day Katy Perry tweeted this picture of John Mayer wearing a Santa suit, in what look like the final seconds before they screwed under the mistletoe. His face is clearly trying to communicate some sort of boner By Dean • Dec 27, 2012 02:18 pm
John Mayer Katy and the Mayers You know what John Mayer did last night? He and his girlfriend, Katy Perry, took his dad Richard out to see the Broadway production of A Christmas Story: The Musical. Then they went backstage and posed with all the cast members. Does it get any more wholesome? From John Mayer? By Lainey • Dec 13, 2012 05:29 pm
John Mayer The Boyfriend Haircut Katy Perry was out with John Mayer in New York today. They were just photographed two nights ago - click here to see - and his hair was longer. So he’s had it cut very recently. It looks good on him. Now that he’s her boyfriend, I wonder By Lainey • Oct 16, 2012 04:56 pm
Girly Throw Downs I guess they won’t be recreating this photo Here are two shots of Katy Perry and Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards last November. Katy was still married to Russell Brand. This year Katy is nominated for two AMAs including Artist of the Year. So she’ll be there for sure. As Taylor is promoting a brand By Lainey • Oct 15, 2012 04:48 pm
Douchebags Produced by Twi-Hards According to US Weekly, Katy Perry, having had enough of John Mayer, went out for dinner with Robert Pattinson. They didn’t end up in bed together or anything but the magazine reported that Katy would be into it if he was. Click here for a refresher. A few days By Lainey • Sep 05, 2012 11:48 am
Break Ups John Mayer sheds and accessorises Sometimes I wonder how it is that John Mayer and Ashton Kutcher aren’t best friends. Or could they be? Do we reject that which repulses us in our ourselves? Anyway, now that Katy Perry doesn’t want to be dealing with him anymore, John’s all fresh again with By Lainey • Aug 27, 2012 02:48 pm
Break Ups Katy Perry kept it short On August 13 I posted this article about how Katy Perry was keeping her daylight hours with John Mayer to a minimum. You know. She knows. Mila Kunis does not know. Mila Kunis allowed her shame f-ck to become her bonafide. Mila is dumber than Katy. Like, sure, John Mayer By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 12:50 pm
Hook Ups Never in daylight? Katy Perry and John Mayer are...dealing with each other. So far there have been a few sightings, all at night time. And one morning after which is just an extension of the evening anyway. Until they’re seen on an outing together when the sun is out then, I By Lainey • Aug 13, 2012 04:37 pm
Hook Ups How long before he starts tweeting about her tits Katy Perry has marvellous ones. And, well, John Mayer isn’t exactly known for under-sharing. So it’s true then - Katy and John are officially a thing now, seen leaving Chateau Marmont together last night in his car, clearly ready to go public. You can imagine how much that By Lainey • Aug 02, 2012 11:33 am
Douchebags Jennifer Lawrence and a douchebag I hope she’s not dumb. Us Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Lawrence was out with John Mayer the other night. They were with a group of friends. He gave her extra special attention and she seemed to enjoy it. Apparently he also wanted to get her drunk. Of course By Lainey • Jun 29, 2012 05:13 pm
Break Ups Well that didn’t last long John Mayer is promoting a new album. A few weeks ago, I wrote this article about his self-imposed retreat, subsequent return, and seeming new perspective. As I noted in that post, I couldn’t criticise; he did indeed take ownership of his mistakes and accountability for his ego. And then By Lainey • Jun 06, 2012 02:28 pm
John Mayer John Mayer went to Montana Two years ago he was a tweeting, blogging, pissing, insufferable douchebag. And he admits to it. Then he did what so few of them have the courage to do: John Mayer promised to go away and...he actually went away. John Mayer was sick of himself. John Mayer was sick By Lainey • May 18, 2012 11:35 am
John Mayer Do you miss John Mayer? I don’t listen to his music so I don’t miss John Mayer...artistically. But I do miss his gossip. A lot. We were just talking about this in the Lily Allen article below. About going away. About being sick of yourself, and not being happy about how you’ By Lainey • Mar 29, 2012 12:39 pm
Assy Style Porny’s “professional dancing” Jessica Simpson tweeted this yesterday: There are rumors that I was "drunk swaying" at the Adele concert last night. That wasn't drunk swaying, that was professional dancing! It’s funny, right? It’s actually not a bad joke. The question is - is my Porny clever By Lainey • Aug 17, 2011 04:25 am
