Golddiggers Porny listens to someone who can sing Every time someone breaks Adele’s heart she is a mess. Then she writes great songs. And she’s still a mess. But through writing and performing she recovers. Only to repeat the process all over again. But at least there’s some growth out of it. And a gift By Lainey • Aug 16, 2011 05:09 am
Break Ups Scarjo’s ugly phase is over If this was her decision, that is. People.com is reporting that Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn are over. They’d been together about 3 months. Not too long. People cites a source who says it’s done, that Scarjo’s shooting in New Mexico and hasn’t seen him By Lainey • Jun 03, 2011 04:24 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Norman’s announcement Jennifer Aniston lost her dog Norman recently. He was 15. I can barely talk about this. For those of you who have dogs, I know you understand. My oldest, Marcus, is 8 in June. Marcus is my first dog, my 30th birthday present. And I am still obsessed with him. By Lainey • May 18, 2011 06:06 am
Douchebags Douches on a carpet Tiger Jam happened in Vegas this weekend. How do you look less douchey? Stand next to someone super-douchey. Like, I don’t mind Keith Urban’s hair so much when Tiger Woods’s shirt and John Mayer’s hat get in the way. Right? I don’t give a sh-t By Lainey • May 02, 2011 06:14 am
Douchebags Ryan Gosling and John Mayer fan encounters Ryan Gosling was in Detroit yesterday as production on The Ides of March has moved there after Cincinnati. Ryan stopped for autographs and a few photos. And that is totally a Josh Lyman tie. I miss Josh Lyman. Is his character a little Josh Lyman-y? OMG can you imagine? Josh By Lainey • Mar 08, 2011 07:43 am
John Mayer Give him Self Esteem for Christmas Because, really, this is so tired. John Mayer was apparently hanging out with Ricky Van Veen the other day. Van Veen is the co-founder of CollegeHumor, so one of those hipster geek cool kids. You know what John’s like around the cool kids. Because he never was a cool By Lainey • Dec 23, 2010 05:16 am
Sasha Lifestyle Meeting up with the ex Written by Sasha Hi Sasha About 2 years ago I was dating a guy. It was a great relationship, we had lots in common, he was affectionate, my family loved him, and we had an amazing sex life. However it all ended when he cheated on me with an ex By Lainey • Dec 20, 2010 04:30 am
Douchebags Worst of 2010: John Mayer in Playboy This was the interview where he called Jessica Simpson sexual napalm. Totally offside and really, really disrespectful and I know this is wrong but every time I hear that expression now, SEXUAL NAPALM, I see Porny and her high waisted pants and, well, I chuckle. But it was – if anything By Lainey • Dec 09, 2010 09:37 am
Douchebags Well this is an interesting look But first, it’s confirmed: Taylor Swift sold a million copies of Speak Now last week, the most album sales in a week since 2008, amid panic about the recording industry, and partly helped, perhaps, by the inclusion of a song called Dear John, about John Mayer, who f-cked around By Lainey • Nov 02, 2010 04:30 am
Break Ups Swifty doesn’t deny it I was gloating yesterday re: Taylor Swift’s new song Dear John being about John Mayer after he, obviously, f-cked her up during their secret relationship. Click here for a refresher on those lyrics. This girl does not mess. Prefer it so much more than when she’s aw-shucks-ing onstage By Lainey • Oct 20, 2010 04:59 am
Break Ups Swifty’s Dear John I’m about to gloat. Like really, really gloat. Hard. You should click away if you can’t handle it. I was the first to report last December that Taylor Swift and John Mayer were flirting . Then in January of this year I reported that they were hooking up behind By Lainey • Oct 19, 2010 04:41 am
Douchebags It’s been a while Do you miss John Mayer? Apparently he’s stopped talking out of his Twitter ass now that he’s working on a new album, or something. And not the way he quit the other 15 times. This time he straight up deleted his account, almost 4 million followers totally wiped By Lainey • Sep 21, 2010 01:24 pm
Girly Throw Downs Remember John & Jen? No? That’s the problem. Some people are trying to sell some bullsh-t about Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer getting back together. Maybe because no one went to see her movie. Maybe because he worries no one cares anymore. It’s not like these two have never hooked up for By Lainey • Aug 27, 2010 03:34 am
John Mayer I prefer Silver…just barely Written by Jacek Thought it would be appropriate if I wrote about John Mayer’s appearance on the Today show earlier this morning. If you missed the poll a couple of weeks ago, it was suggested after the Smut Soiree that I looked like John Mayer. To which 98% of By Lainey • Jul 23, 2010 07:03 am
John Mayer Help me settle a bet Jacek was wearing his hair longer through 2008 and 2009. Before then no one thought he looked like John Mayer. Then it got shaggy and suddenly some people started pointing out the resemblance. I don’t see a resemblance. But I have colleagues who insist on it. All night at By Lainey • Jun 30, 2010 09:00 am
Hook Ups Swifty loses but wins Taylor Swift lost out to Country Bitch last night at the CMT Awards but beat her ass on the carpet with her straight hair, love it so much. Swifty looked amazing, non? For once she’s not wearing sparkles/sequins/gold/silver/a dress from the Enchanted Ball. Good. Swifty By Lainey • Jun 10, 2010 04:31 am
