Hook Ups Eating with douchebag, singing with Shamu X17 claims that Porny Jessica Simpson and John Mayer had lunch earlier this month. It’s been suggested that the meeting was more than friendly. I buy the lunch, I don’t buy the more than friendly. Because I don’t believe John Mayer can get hard for the same By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 05:18 am
Famewhores Sienna wins something For once it’s about the acting. Or at least they told her it was about the acting to get her there. And she believed it. This is Sienna Miller at ShoWest last night receiving the award for Supporting Actress of the Year. Slap in the face, a little? Sienna By Lainey • Apr 03, 2009 03:14 am
Douchebags Obsessed with her looks? Her??? No sh-t. And if John Mayer’s calling you out on your narcissism, what does that say about you? Yes you Jennifer Aniston. You. New issue of Us Weekly reveals that one of the reasons why they broke is because John could no longer handle how “obsessive-compulsive” Jen is about By Lainey • Apr 01, 2009 04:56 am
Douchebags Weekend, Week Begin John Mayer sent us into the weekend with the sailor shorts and, bless him, he’s now pulling us back out of it by smelling his lime green mankini while performing on his cheesy boat cruise. Are you a comic or a musician? He wants to answer both. Oh he By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 04:03 am
Hook Ups Mayer & Friends...and Fox? 'One Splendid Evening with John Mayer and Friends' benefit on the new Carnival Cruise ship Carnival Splendor last night. Friends did not include Jennifer Aniston but did include Jordin Sparks, Gavin Rossdale, Eve, and even Kevin McKidd. You know him from Rome. Or, if you’re still watching By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 04:23 am
Dumbass Twitter for some, not for others Ashton Kutcher posted this photo of his wife Demi Moore in her skivvies on his Twitter the other day. This coming from a couple that regularly protests what they call the intrusiveness of the paps and the tabloids into their lives. Then again, you know celebrities, they excel at hypocrisy. By Lainey • Mar 23, 2009 12:22 pm
Famewhores Did she try to keep him? How? Ignore LeAnn Rimes on the cover of Us Weekly and look at that top corner: Jen’s Last Ditch Gifts Am curious. Did she offer him more money to stay? A contract extension? Free pass pee cards? What? Needless to say, the tabloids have not been kind to Jennifer By Lainey • Mar 19, 2009 02:46 am
Break Ups He will never let us down John Mayer keep quiet aboutthe end of his contractual obligationshis bust up with Jennifer Aniston? Please. He would never be so cruel. He could never be so self controlled. Remember, his gift is his song. His gift is the word. Because he’s so great with the word, right? Who By Lainey • Mar 17, 2009 09:24 am
Break Ups Opening the door for Mayer and Fox Is 40 really that fabulous! when the most fabulous female at 40!!! keeps resorting to fabricating her relationships? Marc Malkin over at E! is reporting that Douchey Mayer gave Jennifer Aniston the hand after she came home from her European Marley & Me promotional tour. Last week he was ordering By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 04:14 am
Break Ups Waiting for John Mayer She’s keeping her options open, making sure there’s always a Plan B. Us Weekly broke the story earlier this week that Megan Fox finally cut it off with her dead weight fiancé Brian Austin Green. She was spotted this afternoon however visiting Brian’s son Cassius at school. By Lainey • Feb 26, 2009 09:59 am
Style The New Jen Wears print! And tights! And hot brown suede Loubs! This is Jennifer Aniston not wearing black, not stylistically boring for a change, in Paris with Owen Wilson at the Marley & Me photo call this afternoon. LOVE her Balenciaga (I think?) dress. LOVE the way it’s working with the By Lainey • Feb 26, 2009 06:45 am
Famewhores Aniston in Paris To promote Marley & Me. Shocking that John Mayer didn’t tag along although he’s more than making up for his absence with his mouth. Yapping, yapping, yapping…it’s what John Mayer does best. He professed his love for Jennifer Aniston with Ryan Seacrest on the radio the By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 10:22 pm
Break Ups Tell John Mayer… That Megan Fox is single. Because she is totally his type. This is after all a dude who used to admit to racking up thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars on internet porn and phone sex. Something tells me Jennifer Aniston isn’t exactly the go-to beat off inspiration By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 08:47 am
Girly Throw Downs Oscar True Love Declaration: Jen & John They truly are a match made in famewhore heaven. I love them. I really, really truly love them. If you live for gossip, how can you not? She spends all her days plotting against the Brange, he spends all of his days writing and filming press releases to promote his By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 08:16 am
Girly Throw Downs John on Jolie before Jen Everyone here in LA is buzzing about the battle royale on the red carpet on Sunday – Jen and John and the Brange at the Oscars? Perhaps John Mayer is hoaxing. Hopefully not! Academy seating plans! What to do? Anyway, thanks to Noelle for this delicious little blast from the past. By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 07:22 am
Girly Throw Downs JJ vs The Brange! YES. YES!!!!! It’s no longer a triangle – it’s a f-cking four point square! A cage match! John Mayer confirmed to Pop Sugar that he’ll be attending the Oscars for the first time as a boyfriend. And he’s not dating Anne Hathaway. Needless to say, Aniston is By Lainey • Feb 18, 2009 05:18 am
