Hair Let’s check in with the Travoltas John Travolta and Kelly Preston were at the Silver Springs International Film Festival last night in Ocala, Florida. How close is that to Clearwater, Florida, the big base of Scientology? Too lazy to google. Also I’m too busy being revolted by that goddamn thing on his chin. How much By Lainey • Apr 04, 2014 01:54 pm
Assy Hair John Travolta: Worst Oscar Hair So he butchered Idina Menzel’s name. He f-cked that sh-t up so bad that within minutes there was a Twitter account for @AdeleDazim. I am still laughing about this. But it might be a little mean. Actually, laughing about people having trouble reading is totally mean. And check out By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 08:30 am
Oscars 2014 Jada Pinkett Smith: Worst Oscar pink There was some pink at the Oscars…and all of it was sh-t, but the worst of the sh-t was Jada Pinkett Smith. It’s Versace. I feel like we’ve seen it before. Or maybe it’s because it looks like what Sofia Vergara wears over and over and By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 08:00 am
Xenu Smut Xenu’s mega church This happened the other day in Clearwater, Florida. Xenu opened a big ass church. Thousands of people showed up for the dedication of the $145 million development project, including the 377,000 square-foot Flag Building, the tallest in the city…including Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Kelly Preston. IN THE By Lainey • Nov 19, 2013 10:41 am
Xenu Smut JT loves his hair The original JT. Because in this business, Justin Timberlake can’t be the only one with those initials. Before he sang and danced, there was John Travolta who sang and danced. And now John Travolta is on the set of his new movie The Forger in Boston working a new By Lainey • Oct 08, 2013 09:50 am
Xenu Smut Michael Pena loves Xenu? Xenu had a birthday party the other day. It was the 44th anniversary of the Celebrity Scientology Centre and most of the notables who haven’t been excommunicated where there including the usuals – John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Jenna Elfman, and …Michael Pena? Where the f-ck have I been? I love By Lainey • Aug 26, 2013 12:52 pm
Hair Two men and their hair John Travolta is currently making the rounds in New York to promote Killing Season, his new movie with Robert De Niro. Click here to see the trailer. It looks like sh-t. And Travolta’s accent is... hilarious. He’s in good spirits though. And some of that might have to By Lainey • Jun 20, 2013 01:16 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews When you’ve been replaced by Leonardo DiCaprio... Is John Travolta the next option? Robert De Niro has been working a LOT. On his IMDB page, there are 17 features on his resumé since 2010. He has several more films in development. None of them with Martin Scorsese...unfortunately? I mean...De Niro was great in Silver Linings By Lainey • Jun 18, 2013 04:15 pm
Assy Style That thing on your chin and your hand on your hip John Travolta and Kelly Preston are in Sydney, Australia today for the Qantas gala. As you can see, he persists with that singular patch of black spike on his chin, leftover perhaps from all the follicle regeneration they performed on his head, like a lonely piece of sod that, for By Lainey • Apr 18, 2013 11:37 am
Hollywood Closet Quickest Oscar Hair Growth: John Travolta Ridiculous. Here’s what John Travolta’s hair looked like a month ago. Don’t tell me this is all natural. My hair doesn’t even grow that fast. And I’m practically the world champion of hair growth. This is almost two inches. Please. Unless plugs grow faster? Like they’ By Lainey • Feb 25, 2013 08:34 am
Hollywood Closet How Do you Blog a Problem Like The Travoltas? Attention Kelly Preston: if this is coming up on your Google Alerts right now, shut down the computer and go have lunch with Rita Wilson. Trust me, girl, you’re not going to want to hear what the internet has to say today. And why do I suspect Kelly Preston By Dean • Dec 06, 2012 04:08 pm
Hollywood Closet This could have been the Brange of Scientology I just asked Maria what Kirstie Alley is selling and why she’s pimping herself all over Barbara Walters, forgetting that she’s on that Dancing Stars show and must not be eliminated yet. This, apparently, is how she’s trying to secure votes: by telling people that John Travolta By Lainey • Nov 07, 2012 03:08 pm
Famewhores The thin posing Travoltas They’re in Paris. That’s about all that’s making sense to me looking at these photos. John Travolta, as you know, even though there’s a Xenu issue happening here, isn’t a reality television show star. Why are they behaving like Heidi and Spencer? Is it because By Lainey • Sep 10, 2012 04:10 pm
John Travolta Real hair and spray hair John Travolta was at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association event yesterday with his hair all dark and thickly colour-sprayed to the point where it now looks almost Spock-ish. Juxtapose that with Bradley Cooper, the reigning underwhelming Sexiest Man Alive, whose hair is his best feature and... Does John want to By Lainey • Aug 10, 2012 01:52 pm
Media Manipulation Don’t let them down Two of the Church of Scientology’s major figureheads have taken a public relations beating recently. John Travolta, as we know, has been an on and off disappointment to Xenu for a long time. The Thetan spirit however must be quite shaken over Tom Cruise’s current troubles. His wife By Lainey • Jul 03, 2012 12:43 pm
Hollywood Closet This is for your parents It’s your parents who don’t know. And their parents. That’s who this is for. Thank you for explaining it to me the last few weeks. Many of you have emailed to confirm that, indeed, there are people out there, A LOT of people, who still think John By Lainey • Jun 26, 2012 11:35 am
