Chills Chills Chills “Just say something that’s true” Loved the first trailer for The Master. Click here for a refresher. Have you seen the second? Last time the focus was on Joaquin Phoenix, the follower. This time we meet the leader, played by Philip Seymour Hoffman, who appears to be at his most brilliant in a role they By Lainey • Jun 20, 2012 02:33 pm
Dumbass Is there a behind-the-scenes? Have you seen this Paramount Vanity Fair photo yet? In celebration of its 100th anniversary, 116 of the studios “greatest talents” gathered for a class photo. You can see the image here, with a zoom feature to closely analyse every expression. But what about what happened behind-the-scenes? How much do By Lainey • Jun 12, 2012 11:17 am
Assy Hair John Travolta Lloyd Christmas This is some really, really harsh hair-shading. Think of your eyebrows and when you fill them in. That’s only a small section though. Now imagine doing that over your entire head. The result is John Travolta last night at the AFI event to honour Shirley MacLaine. I’ve mentioned By Lainey • Jun 08, 2012 01:05 pm
Hollywood Closet John’s video for Kelly First of all... Kelly Preston has a website? Sarah messaged me last night asking if I’d seen the video that John Travolta made for Kelly Preston. I hadn’t and made a point of watching it before passing out thinking it’d be great to fall asleep to the By Lainey • May 18, 2012 10:08 am
Hollywood Closet “But he’s married!” It’s not just a John Travolta decision anymore. John Travolta will sue and he will fight and he will deny and he will pay what he has to pay to perpetuate the truth that they have struggled so hard to maintain - they being the Church, his wife, his By Lainey • May 10, 2012 09:37 am
Hollywood Closet The Spa is his Forest You remember when George Michael was repeatedly arrested for soliciting in the woods? I kept writing “Just Get A Computer!” at the time but George, no, George likes to kick it old school. He likes it dark, anonymous, furtive, and, obviously, bucolic; it’s hard to convince him otherwise. For By Lainey • May 09, 2012 12:12 pm
Hollywood Closet Wallet chains make you straighter There was a party for Barbra Streisand last night in Malibu to celebrate her 70th birthday. Katie Morosky is 70! Here are John Travolta and Kelly Preston leaving at the end of the night. So...is that a wallet chain coming out of his jeans? This is the sh-t I By Lainey • Apr 26, 2012 11:44 am
Amazingness Xenu wants reserved chicken This story keeps showing up on all my feeds. At first I dismissed it because I thought it was another John Travolta eats a lot of greasy chicken in the sauna story because, well, that’s not exactly news, but then, as the hits kept repeating, from more and more By Lainey • Oct 21, 2011 02:47 pm
Hollywood Closet Thick, even growth The last time we saw John Travolta - click here to see the photos - he was shaved bald on the set of The Savages. That was just 10 days ago. Yesterday John Travolta was introduced as the brand ambassador for Bombardier business jets at a hangar in Burbank, CA. By Lainey • Sep 21, 2011 04:01 am
John Travolta John Travolta is no longer spray-painting his head Check him out on the set of Oliver Stone’s The Savages in California. As you can see, the head is shaved. No spray! Remember when he used to spray a shadow to make it look like he had more? Or the plugs? No plugs. No shadow spray. Just John. By Lainey • Sep 09, 2011 04:46 am
Parent Pimps The Tom Travolta hybrid Isn’t he? If you mashed Tom Cruise and John Travolta together, wouldn’t Taylor Lautner come out the other side? As you know, for a long time now, I’ve been calling him Tom Cruise Jr. But lately he’s added a little Danny Zuko/Tony Manero flavour to By Lainey • Aug 08, 2011 03:13 am
Dumbass Lindsay LOHAN Gotti They gathered in New York yesterday to announce production on Gotti: Three Generations. John Travolta is to play John Gotti. Joe Pesci his associate and Lindsay LOHAN his daughter Victoria. Those papers have yet to be signed though, which is why Lindsay LOHAN wasn’t part of the official press By Lainey • Apr 13, 2011 04:17 am
Assy Style Hair Fountain That’s what my friend Lorella calls that sh-t that’s happening on John Travolta’s head right now. Those loops that go off to each side, like a Hair Fountain, see? Travolta showed up at the Breitling flagship store opening in New York last night. It’s been a By Lainey • Jan 14, 2011 06:03 am
Chills Chills Chills Tom on high alert Get the popcorn ready. There’s a war coming. And it looks like we all get to watch. And they’re doing it Hollywood revenge styles. So, like, totally our favourite kind of catfight. Only this might bring a few more chills. Remember how Paul Haggis, Oscar-winning director, used to By Lainey • Jan 06, 2011 02:01 am
Hollywood Closet Xenu vs the Gays? Carrie Fisher’s HBO special Wishful Drinking, based on her one woman show which was based on her memoir, aired last night. Fisher has become something of a gay icon – her mother, her Leia-ness, her gay ex-husband, her attitude... She was interviewed again by The Advocate and was asked about By Lainey • Dec 13, 2010 03:58 am
Maybe Gaybes The Mighty is not a lesbian There’s a new interview with Barbara Walters. There’s a double Barbara tonight – the Mighty and also the Most Fascinating People of the Year. While talking with Barbara, Opes addresses the lesbian rumours: "I'm not a lesbian. I'm not even kind of a lesbian. By Lainey • Dec 08, 2010 06:09 am
