Hollywood Closet JT is a bottom “In case you're wondering, Travolta is a bottom.” This might be my favourite sentence of all time. Thanks to all of you who’ve sent it along. I read it while eating my lunch – Gawker’s article on the Secret Sex Live of John Travolta – and I don’ By Lainey • Nov 19, 2010 08:12 am
Chills Chills Chills Xenu for Haiti Tom Cruise and John Travolta were unable to participate in George Clooney’s Hope For Haiti Now telethon because they were committed to another event - the Living Legends of Aviation. Apparently Tom was receiving a prize for flying his bigboy plane. After the ceremony, both Cruise and Travolta with By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 08:58 am
Assy Style Best of 2008: Supergay, superspray, Super Bowl Remember Travolty at the Super Bowl in Phoenix? Fluffing it up with spray paint? Michelle and I were able to look at it up close when we saw him on the carpet. All I could think about when I was speaking to him was whether or not that sh-t is By Lainey • Dec 18, 2008 02:05 am
Hollywood Closet He’s never been happier It’s Travolty in France, still shooting with the androgen of his massage fantasies Jonathan Rhys Meyers. The film is called From Paris With Love – something about a spy although originally he probably thought it was a romance. Still, spending every day on set with someone as pretty as JRM By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 06:30 am
Hollywood Closet Travolty takes a Turkish bath We are balls deep in a f-cking recession and John Travolty decides to fly his private plane, with 3 passengers, all the way to Turkey to partake in a little bath time. Apparently he stayed at the Four Seasons in Sultanahmet, the express purpose of the trip was to check By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 07:06 am
Parent Pimps JailBait, Gay Pilots, Soul Patches, and Mr T Last night at the Hollywood premiere of Bolt, going head to head with Twilight at the box office this weekend. Family movies vs Vampires and Bond too. It’s a heavyweight battle. Who wins? I’ll settle for Twilight or Bond > the Gay Pilot and JailBait…you? Here’s By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 05:18 am
Hollywood Closet No spray paint! Just the other day he was rockin’ a bald wig on the set with Jonathan Rhys Meyers. It looked super real but guess not. Here’s the flying gaygay today at Regis & Kelly showing off the real. And incredibly I can’t see any spray paint. Hair’s a By Lainey • Nov 14, 2008 04:48 am
Hollywood Closet Gay Pilots, Androgens, and JailBait too! Check out John Travolty tryin’ to rock the butch. And look how happy he is to be acting with pretty Jonathan Rhys Meyers in a new movie called From Paris with Love. Xenu’s main ‘mo apparently plays a spy. There are many high end luxe spas in Paris though By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 06:37 am
Assy Style Bad Hair-Off Nicolas Cage at Letterman last night or John Travolta’s spray paint surprise from the Superbowl? Which is worse? Not sure what exactly Nic was promoting on Dave but it really doesn’t matter anyway. He’s like the Kate Hudson of big box office – makes the same movie over By Lainey • Sep 03, 2008 04:01 am
Xenu Smut Xenu Hates Losers His name is Jason Beghe. Once upon a time he worshipped at the altar of Xenu. Now he’s cut ties with the Church and is launching a vitriolic attack. Click here for the video. His most notable quote? “Scientology is destructive and a rip-off. It’s very, very dangerous By Lainey • Apr 15, 2008 05:34 am
Tom Cruise Travolta spacey, Tom swarmed This is the kind of sh*t that makes me crazy. Toronto Saturday night, Bill Clinton event, major celebrities in attendance, and some of the wealthiest people in Canada filled 30 tables sold at $300K each. I repeat – these people are RICH. They move in rich circles. And if you By Lainey • Mar 03, 2008 01:34 am
John Travolta The Oscars 2008 What’s up with the Coen Brothers? Is glib the right word? They were glib. They were honoured by the Academy and instead of being grateful, they were glib. Does being arty give you the right to be glib and ungrateful? And Jon Stewart – love Jon Stewart but wasn’t By Lainey • Feb 24, 2008 11:16 pm
John Travolta Worst Matching Hairlines: John Travolta & The Rock It makes me crazy that we are in the minority, you know? In the minority of those who know. Who know about the Pilot Gay. Who know about popping tents during massage therapy. Who can smell the Mo in him through a photo on a computer. Who look at the By Lainey • Feb 24, 2008 07:00 pm
Nicole Kidman Katie Goes to The Oscars No not that one. The other one. The one you picks your ass – Katherine Heigl. Oscar presenters just confirmed and America’s new princess will present at the Oscars this year, now that she’s the new Jennifer Aniston. Except that this TV girl can actually open a movie all By Lainey • Feb 13, 2008 07:00 pm
John Travolta Supergay at the Superbowl John Travolta hosted some party on Saturday night in Scottsdale while the rest of us were at the Mondrian. It was the CAA and CTV bash that night, ran into Spike Lee and several others in the lobby and throughout dinner at Asia de Cuba, and George Clooney was apparently By Lainey • Feb 04, 2008 04:40 am
John Travolta Gay Biker Chic: Best of 2007 John Travolta had a lot of fun promoting Wild Hogs – leather pants rubbin’ up on his privates all day. It’s only too bad they made him leave the studded dog collar and leash at home. But still…how can you not look at this and giggle? 2007 was quite By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 07:20 am
