John Travolta The First Sci Wives Club Here are Kelly Preston and John Travolta at the Hollywood Awards last night, ever the perfect couple, devoted to each other and of course to their Church. Word is, she is Xenu’s most loyal disciple and the one responsible for keeping him in check, especially when he falls off By Lainey • Oct 22, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicole Kidman Fair is Fair The gay vote is unanimous. Every ‘mo I know loved Hairspray. And many, many girls too. So if you’re into musicals, be assured Hairspray is not the colossal bore that Dreamgirls was. Scientologists are invincible, non? Still, his success also means Michelle Pfeiffer’s triumphant comeback. Here’s Revolting By Lainey • Jul 18, 2007 08:00 am
Katie Holmes RoboBride Supports the Mo"s Katie Holmes was let out of Tom’s clutches for a very good reason yesterday: to attend the premiere of Hairspray starring none other than church-mate John Travolta. And free from the diminutive influence of her husband, Katie as you can see is workin’ the carpet hard, giving us a By Lainey • Jul 17, 2007 08:00 am
John Travolta Revolting wears a Hairpiece? So says the Daily Mail. Check it out – a close up of his hairline and note the mesh attached. Makes me feel a little sorry for him actually. Not for his follicle challenge but the pitiful impression it suggests – a man confined inside a closet, reprogrammed regularly in order to By Lainey • Jun 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John Fondle Me Homo New Travolta interview with The Toronto Star to promote Hairspray, predicted to be one of the top earners at the box office earners this summer. Really??? Call me Cruise and maybe I just hang with the wrong people because no one I know is going to see Hairspray. Are you By Lainey • Jun 18, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John Homo’s Hidden Hours Most insightful interview ever: John Travolta in the latest issue of Parade talking family life, Church life, and drag life. Is amazing! And intriguing too… Consider this – John says that in order to thwart the pappies and establish a normalcy around their family life without sacrificing privacy he, Kelly, and By Lainey • Jun 12, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John Homo Wants a Third But of course he does. Now that they’ve jerked him back in line, now that his momentary massage distraction in Toronto last year while shooting Hairspray is well behind him, John Travolta wants to put a final sealing stamp on his closet by announcing to the world that he By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John Gay Biker Chic I love going dancing on Gay Biker Chic Night. Leather chaps, tight taut bums staring back at you on a riser gyrating with abandon – one of life’s great pleasures. But Gay Biker Chic has an expiration date. And it’s either full throttle or it’s not at all. By Lainey • Mar 29, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John The Daily SO Hetero Wild Hogs has grossed over $100 million and counting. Which means courting the MiniVan Majority clearly works. Which is probably why John Travolta has temporarily swallowed his hankering for male massages and c*ckstands in favour of playing Happy Hetero just a little longer – especially since talk of a sequel By Lainey • Mar 19, 2007 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Meeting at the Spa There have always been rumblings about his sexual orientation…never anything concrete. Just that, as we all know, any time you’re single for a protracted time in Hollywood and you happen to be as fine and distinguished as he is, people start to whisper. And while I do know By Lainey • Mar 13, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John The Travoltas Sell Wild Hogs Pimping kids for publicity and profit – the new sales strategy in Hollywood and it looks like the Travoltas are the latest to hop on the bandwagon. Here they are from a couple of nights ago at the premiere of Wild Hogs – I cannot for the life of me understand why By Lainey • Mar 02, 2007 07:00 am
Elizabeth Hurley All about the Dogs The Irresistible Drew Barrymore at the Much Love Animal Rescue at the weekend. Not sure if that"s Flossy, her pup that famously saved her from fire during the Tom Green days, but he/she"s a cutie, non? Many of you have been writing lately to express By Lainey • Feb 20, 2007 07:00 am
Angelina Jolie Angelina: couture pilot Another photo from Vogue - Angelina upping the cool quotient by flying her plane while rockin" a designer suit. Love how her legs are spread so unflatteringly while she"s navigating. And I can just hear the MiniVan prudes sniping: how positively unladylike! Dude - she"s By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John Wonky Email Sorry subscribers – I don’t know what’s up with my email, am still trying to fix it, have sent clues 3 times to no avail. As such, clues below. When it’s fixed, clues directly to your inbox will resume. Thanks and so sorry for the inconvenience! Digits on By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John Do All Scientologists Jump on Couches? They’re all awfully happy lot, aren’t they? Replace coke with Xenu Juice, it’s the secret to scientological actualisation and success, and it could just explain why they’re so damn cheerful all the time, as evidenced by Kelly Preston at the Church’s Christmas Stories XIV event By Lainey • Dec 05, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John The Flying Manny Deliciously smutty new tip just arrived. That pre-aerial kiss, you remember? The NY Daily News reported a while back that the Travolta’s son is autistic. Rumour has it and widely believed, the liplocking partner is Jet’s manny and he and the Boss are very close, almost inseparable. Totally By Lainey • Oct 26, 2006 08:00 am
