Bitch please The blow-jobbiest article ever An article showed up on PEOPLE.com yesterday. They interviewed Amber Heard’s first agent from back in Texas. Needless to say, he happily obliged with the most dicksucky quotes ever. You ready? "Very early Amber understood beauty only opens the door of opportunity. She wanted the ability to By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 10:59 am
Dumbass Johnny’s “great match” The dumbest headline is sitting at the top of PEOPLE.com today (7am ET): Really? What are the possible answers to this riddle? Johnny Depp proposed to Amber Heard because: -He hates her No, no. It can’t be that. Johnny Depp proposed to Amber Heard because: -He’s bored By Lainey • Jan 21, 2014 09:56 am
Top Reads The Depp-Heard engagement Let’s rewind back to Friday afternoon when it was reported that Amber Heard is indeed engaged to Johnny Depp and it wasn’t important enough for me to come back to the blog because I’d already wrapped up the day. Why? Because there is NO GAME to this. By Lainey • Jan 20, 2014 09:29 am
Johnny Depp Catching up with the Depp exes While Johnny Depp may or may not be marrying Amber Heard, who had to make it SO OBVIOUS that she didn’t want you to see her ring – click here for a refresher -- let’s catch up with his exes. It’s Kate Moss’s 40th birthday today. She By Lainey • Jan 16, 2014 10:27 am
Photo Assumption Mrs Johnny Depp? Amber Heard went out the other night. She made a point of covering up one of her hands. Apparently there was a ring on her engagement finger. Again, she went out of her way to hide it, even getting the valet to open the car door so that she wouldn’ By Lainey • Jan 15, 2014 11:23 am
Golden Globes 2014 Amber Heard: Worst Globes Hair & Boyfriend Winona Ryder, Kate Moss, Vanessa Paradis… On style, during their respective Johnny Depp eras, it was always just right, exactly right. You knew, on style, just from their clothes, why they were with Johnny Depp. Why they were It. You could feel the It. I am telling you – the It By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 08:18 am
BFFs GOOP & Depp Gwyneth Paltrow and Johnny Depp were seen together in LA on the set of Mordecai yesterday. There were rumours circulating a few weeks that he hates her or something because she’s a pain in the ass. How come she can’t hate him for being a pain in the By Lainey • Jan 08, 2014 10:01 am
Movie Reviews and Previews iJohnny The first trailer for Johnny Depp’s Transcendence was released this weekend. Johnny Depp doesn’t wear fake teeth. Or a wig. Or cartoon makeup. And he doesn’t speak in an accent. Jesus, how long has it been? It’s so nice to hear his “regular” voice – a deep By Lainey • Dec 23, 2013 02:59 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews This isn’t helping We’ve been documenting the rapid decline of Johnny Depp’s appeal over the last couple of years. He’s making it easy. Check out Johnny caught with his pants down while filming a scene for Mordecai last night in London. I mean, I know it’s just a character, By Lainey • Dec 10, 2013 10:02 am
Johnny Depp McCartney & Meryl How could they say no? It’s Paul McCartney shooting a video at Abbey Road Studios. No one could say no. So here’s the video for Queenie Eye featuring Johnny Depp and Kate Moss (not shot together) and all kinds of other famous people I’m not listing for By Lainey • Oct 25, 2013 10:50 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Johnny Depp goes blonde I don’t know if this is so much blonde as it is…orange? It’s sun-in. Do you know sun-in? Sun-in was a product we used back in the day to lighten our hair. You’d spray the sun-in on and then go in the sun. Most of us By Lainey • Oct 21, 2013 01:30 pm
Gossip Nostalgia Intro for October 16, 2013 Dear Gossips, Let’s start the day with some Gossip Nostalgia: when Johnny loved Kate. Paul McCartney has confirmed that Depp and Moss will both appear in the video for his new song Queenie Eye. Like…together. !!!!!!!!!!!! Well now this is just an excuse to kill too much time staring By Lainey • Oct 16, 2013 08:59 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Amber flops with Johnny Amber Heard's Paranoia was a bust at the box office. At this point in her career, Heard is still waiting for her first professional hit. But even though she hasn't had one, she's still afforded the opportunities, the profile (magazine covers, interviews, invitations) normally By Lainey • Aug 19, 2013 01:32 pm
Sit DOWN Amber Heard covers FLARE but won’t talk about Johnny Depp The cover is soft and pink – reminds me of Diane Kruger’s FLARE cover a few months ago (click here for a refresher – but the subject seems intent on being as UN-girly as possible. As Amber Heard tells the magazine, she’s more into muscle cars than heels. Which is By Lainey • Jul 30, 2013 04:24 pm
Break Ups No Johnny in Paris? The Lone Ranger Paris premiere was yesterday. I don’t see any photos Johnny Depp there. If you do, let me know. But I can’t imagine if he was there that he would have gone unphotographed on the carpet. It was just Armie Hammer. Johnny had been press touring By Lainey • Jul 25, 2013 02:08 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession GOOP & Depp? Variety reported yesterday that Gwyneth Paltrow and Ewan McGregor are currently negotiating roles in the upcoming Mortdecai film adaptation starring Johnny Depp. It’s about a badass art dealer (Depp, obviously) who’s looking for a painting with links to Nazi gold. Kinda like Thomas Crown + Inside Man? They’re By Lainey • Jul 25, 2013 11:13 am
