Break Ups Vanessa says it’s not over But PEOPLE Magazine said it was over! And PEOPLE Magazine wouldn’t say it was over if it wasn’t over, right? Vanessa Paradis appeared on a French talk show the other day and was asked about the reports that she and Johnny Depp are done. Her response: “People say By Lainey • Jan 26, 2012 12:23 pm
Break Ups Two exes...or one? Vanessa Paradis was out last night, looking amazing, in Paris at the premiere of Cafe de Flore. Also today at the Chanel show. Have you seen the collection? I posted it over in LifeStyle. No personal questions were allowed on the carpet last night, and the edict was strictly observed. By Lainey • Jan 24, 2012 12:31 pm
Break Ups Vanessa is done with Johnny ...or vice versa? You know PEOPLE Magazine. They don’t go with a story like this, and about such a major celebrity, and on the cover no less, without being actively encouraged, without being guaranteed that there will be no subsequent repercussion. As you know, PEOPLE is not Star. To their credit, incredulously, By Lainey • Jan 18, 2012 10:23 am
Golden Globes 2012 Best GG Smutty Tingle: Johnny Depp That’s how you start a show with big ratings - open with Johnny Depp, like you would a summer blockbuster. Does he always have to walk around with so many jingle jangles hanging off his clothes? I am, admittedly, currently in a Depp low right now, sure, but some By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 08:49 am
Break Ups Are they ok? Getting pounded by emails today re: Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis... Before you panic over any gossip story, please always stop and consider the source. Here’s how I usually operate: If it comes from Star, In Touch, Life & Style, and OK!, it’s like I never read the By Lainey • Jan 06, 2012 01:15 pm
Johnny Depp Mrs Depp needs cash Check out Vanessa Paradis yesterday in LA hitting up an ATM. Yes, yes, take it out of your ass, I know they’re not married. Mrs Depp is just a shorter title than “The Partner Of Johnny Depp” and it can fit on one line. It always surprises me when By Lainey • Dec 21, 2011 12:47 pm
Douchebags Are you tiring of Johnny Depp? A lot of people seem pissy at Johnny lately for the sh-t he’s been talking about...well...everything. This week it’s an interview with The Guardian which isn’t actually a bad interview in that he’s honest with his answers and with his flaws, almost disturbingly so By Lainey • Nov 08, 2011 03:56 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Amber Heard’s Nude Dress For the UK premiere of The Rum Diary last night with Johnny Depp. I hate it. I hate it because she’s not Pamela Anderson. And this is a dress Pamela Anderson would pick for herself, slashed with a titty V in the front. In other words, not particularly elegant. By Lainey • Nov 04, 2011 09:23 am
Amazingness This is a good Johnny No, no, not the photos of him last night at the NYC premiere of The Rum Diary, God no. The fact that Johnny’s looking a little portly these days is reminding me how f-cking old I am. I do however love him opposite Ricky Gervais. Gervais is producing a By Lainey • Oct 26, 2011 06:30 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Johnny Depp blue nails At the Austin Film Festival screening of The Rum Diary on Saturday. He also spoke at the Austin Film Festival Awards. I have to be honest, as much as it hurts to say, but... I’m not feeling it right now. He looks like sh-t. And I almost never think By Lainey • Oct 24, 2011 03:10 pm
BFFs Less bloaty? Here’s Johnny Depp at the premiere of The Rum Diary last night in LA looking... pretty good and not that bloaty anymore, right? He looked pretty good and not that bloaty during his interview with Larry King too. I’ve attached a clip below. (Thanks Mary!) Johnny’s recounting By Lainey • Oct 14, 2011 10:41 am
Johnny Depp Johnny be cool Johnny Depp went out for dinner the other night in LA. When he was leaving he was rushed by autograph seekers and photographers. At one point he fell down. There’s video. Now some people are calling him a drunk mess. Really? As a blogger, believe me, I understand the By Lainey • Oct 11, 2011 10:52 am
Dumbass Sit DOWN Johnny Depp Johnny Depp is promoting The Rum Diary. He sat down for an interview with Vanity Fair. It’s terrible. Maybe his worst. First there’s the rape comment. When he’s posing for a photo. When it’s a photo shoot. When the camera is capturing a “sex symbol”, he By Lainey • Oct 04, 2011 01:20 pm
BFFs I can’t get with this Johnny Depp was also at the GQ Awards in London last night to honour his friend Keith Richards. Let’s not fight, OK? You know I adore him. You know he’s a classic. Always. I’m just saying that the eyeliner isn’t working for me, ok? It makes By Lainey • Sep 07, 2011 03:43 am
Quiveration New Johnny! What a great way to end the week. Finally! The Rum Diary has a trailer! The press release arrived in my inbox this morning, just before 9am. Of course I clicked on the clip link immediately. It’s his voice that reached me first. His voiceover. A deep sexy drawl. By Lainey • Aug 26, 2011 02:59 am
Assy Style Johnny & Penelope: getting the shot Every day, if you want to shoot arrivals at the Palais, "les marches", the famous red steps in Cannes, you have to go present your credentials at the press office at 10am to be entered into a lottery. You then return at 3pm to see if your outlet By Lainey • May 16, 2011 10:04 am
