Johnny Depp Paris Paradis Vanessa Paradis on the Champs Elysee yesterday at the official Christmas lighting ceremony. Sigh. What it would be to spend Christmas in Paris. Rumour has it, Vanessa’s Johnny has just purchased for her a vineyard as a congratulations present for all the hard work she’s put into promoting By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 07:00 pm
Johnny Depp He Slashes & Sings Johnny Depp is so perfect it’s almost unkind. What’s even more unkind however is that Johnny has no Oscar, though that may change this year. Sweeney Todd is due out at Christmas and the buzz is building. The handicaps keep changing but word according to insiders now is By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Johnny Depp Words from The Lifetime Not that you need any more reason to love him, not that it’s necessary to defend why he’s Lifetime as opposed to Freebie Five but still…why pass up an opportunity to adore Johnny Depp? Currently starting promoting for Sweeney Todd Johnny was asked by Entertainment Weekly about By Lainey • Oct 31, 2007 08:00 pm
Johnny Depp Matching #1s Johnny Depp is #1, loins up, on the Lifetime Freebie Five. Johnny, as previously explained, is much much much too perfect for just one night. Johnny is every night. Forever. But if there were a GirlCrush Freebie Five, his lover Vanessa Paradis would also without a doubt be on top By Lainey • Oct 19, 2007 09:02 am
Johnny Depp The Lifetime in Venice As I always say, he is better than the Freebie Five. He is better than one dirty night and an awkward next morning. Johnny Depp is a lifetime man. He tops the Lifetime List. Here’s Johnny in Venice to honour his longtime collaborator Tim Burton. Always the purple/blue By Lainey • Sep 06, 2007 12:20 am
Johnny Depp The Daily Gorgessity: Vanessa Paradis Johnny Depp knows best. A few years ago when he showed up with his Vanessa at countless awards shows looking like they’d just gotten off her broom, I wasn’t feelin’ it all too hard. I"m a daft cow. Of course he’d be with a woman By Lainey • Aug 28, 2007 05:27 am
Elton John Wintour loves Winona Me too! Anna Wintour certainly has her favourites and Winona Ryder has long been one of them. Also helps that Winona is also a favourite of Marc Jacobs which explains the dress on the cover and her devotion, even before he was “Marc Jacobs”, to his designs. After several tough By Lainey • Jul 18, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John This Is Why Said it time and again – the reason Johnny Depp is not on the Freebie Five is because Johnny Depp is a Lifetime. More than just one night of raucous rockin’ of your headboard, with Johnny, why and how would you say goodbye? Check it out - a clip from Julia By Lainey • Jun 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John MTV Movie Awards Johnny Depp showed up to accept on behalf of Pirates. Because Johnny Depp is not above it. So uncheesy, so sincere, uncomfortable in the environment, yes, but still. Still, always, forever…SO cool. In his 40s and still the coolest man in the building. Sigh. Anyway, the awards themselves don’ By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Johnny Depp All Time Said it before and I’ll say it again – he is not on the Freebie Five because one night would never do. One night with Johnny Depp…only one night… are you crazy??? No no… Johnny deserves An All Time standing. Johnny Depp is All Time. And check him out By Lainey • May 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Denise Richards Best Cover Ever They could have done the expected and made it all cool and slick…Johnny Depp and Keith Richards, two of the coolest and slickest, on the cover of Rolling Stone. But instead it’s sweet, and loving, and endearing and even honest… I love it. Do you love it? Keith By Lainey • May 17, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John The Past and The Present I can’t. I can’t understand. Maybe it’s just me. I must be a lesser person. But kissing him, his open sores, his crack mouth, his bleeding gums – I couldn’t. Not in a million years could I. But Kate Moss evidently can. And she wants to. Over By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Johnny Depp The Freebie Five As mentioned, it’s new and hopefully improved. There’s been some juggling too. Leo is off the top spot in favour of Jake Gyllenhaal – for the lamest of reasons, I KNOW, but I’m confident it will pass. Give me a few weeks and I’ll get over my By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Trading Up Men are supposed to get better with age. See George Clooney. See Johnny Depp. See Richard Gere. There are however an unfortunate few who only get worse, whose best days run dry around 26 or 27, who will never make that leap from teen crush appeal to real woman quiver. By Lainey • Apr 09, 2007 08:00 am
Johnny Depp Vanessa Paradis vs the Generic Blondes Call me Cruise, I know you won’t agree…but something about the fact that she never fixed her teeth – it totally turns me on. Vanessa Paradis, longtime love of Johnny Depp, at the Chanel show earlier today, sometimes open-mouthed, sometimes closed-mouthed, and really quite beautiful in her own indescribable By Lainey • Jan 23, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John Johnny Depp If it was up to me, he"d have my vote…hands down, loins aquiver. Arguments for: 1. It"s Johnny Depp - do I really have to do this? 2. If I really have to do this, on top of the fact that he"s the By Lainey • Oct 11, 2006 08:00 am
