Elton John Johnny & Jennifer: just one night It"ll never happen. Never, ever, ever, ever…I KNOW. But as much as Marc Anthony is her aesthetic opposite, isn"t Johnny Depp her aesthetic match? Here they are in LA at a charitable event the other night - she presented him with an award - and By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Pete arrested, Kate spared A blessing in disguise, don"t you think? Just before he was to jet off to Bali to marry Kate Moss, Pete Doherty - surprise! - was busted in London for possession and sent back to rehab. In other words - crisis averted, if only temporarily. I fear she By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Johnny Depp Worst Speech, Worst Depp: Orlando Bloom No charisma, zero sense of humour, completely pissed on his balls after a lame joke about sweating, and to top it all off, those 3 whiskers are even more pronounced than usual. Not even his English accent could save him from tonight. And to think there are some who have By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
Johnny Depp We need to talk about SuperGay First up - never mind the bag o" bones standing beside him. We"ll get to her later. Besides, she"s not long for this world, you know what I mean? Next - please be assured that I have no idea if he"s gay although By Lainey • Jul 14, 2006 08:00 am
Colin Farrell Liv Tyler"s major score The general consensus around Liv Tyler"s husband Royston Langdon is that he totally lucked out in the bargain. If you had asked me about it yesterday, I would have totally agreed. But then I saw these, from the Dior show in Paris the other day, and I’m By Lainey • Jul 07, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John The PERFECT Pirate: Johnny Depp No words required. Enjoy. By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Johnny Depp Winona Ryder: comeback continued Ok so we"re seeing her on a 2 week basis these days. Not bad, especially since she managed to get into the Vanity Fair event. Pics from JJB. Winona"s on her way back and I like it. I"m also still trying to find out By Lainey • Mar 06, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John Best Man: Johnny Depp I know it should be George and I certainly love George to pieces but when Johnny’s in the house and he’s wearing red and he’s dirty and sexy and naughty and a little weird, how can it be anyone but him??? By Lainey • Jan 16, 2006 07:00 am
