Movie Reviews and Previews Jude Law is Young(er) Dumbledore Variety confirmed today that Jude Law has been cast to play Albus Dumbledore in the next installment of the Fantastic Beasts franchise. As you know from the first movie, Johnny Depp was revealed to be Gellert Grindelwald. He and Dumbledore were friends, Dumbledore may have been in love with him, By Lainey • Apr 12, 2017 02:48 pm
Thinnification Countdown to Young Johnny Less than two months to go now to the release of the next Pirates Of The Caribbean movie: Johnny Depp needs money. They screened it at CinemaCon in Vegas yesterday and, according to Variety, the movie was well-received by theatre owners – in particular Johnny Depp’s return as Captain Jack By Lainey • Mar 29, 2017 02:35 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Johnny Depp is young again Another trailer for Pirates Of The Caribbean 5: Johnny Depp needs money was released yesterday. It’s probably the best one we’ve seen so far. And, yes, it’s probably because it features the most Captain Jack Sparrow that we’ve seen so far. Not surprising since the franchise By Lainey • Mar 03, 2017 11:11 am
Celebrity Real Estate With what money??? Johnny Depp is suing his former managers, alleging that they mishandled his finances. The managers are countersuing, insisting that they did their jobs, and the reason why Johnny’s broke is because he makes terrible decisions, spends outrageously, and wouldn’t listen when they told him to stop making it By Lainey • Feb 10, 2017 10:55 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Pirates Of The Caribbean 5: Johnny Depp needs money So many movie trailers during the Super Bowl, including a new one for Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, aka Johnny Depp needs money. It’s not that expectations were never high for Pirates 5 given how much money it cost to make. But now, for Johnny, By Lainey • Feb 06, 2017 09:38 am
Douchebags How the Savage spends his money Look. I know this is not the story. There is only one story that matters today. But let me get some other sh-t out the way before we begin the celebrations. And by sh-t I mean Johnny Depp. Because Johnny Depp should never cover Beyoncé. Ever. A couple of weeks By Lainey • Feb 01, 2017 03:07 pm
Johnny Depp Johnny Depp needs the people Johnny Depp was named Favourite Movie Icon last night at the People’s Choice Awards. Johnny had a couple of major releases in 2016 – Alice Through The Looking Glass, which was critically panned and did not do well at the box office, and Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them By Lainey • Jan 19, 2017 04:12 pm
Break Ups Show Your Work: Johnny Depp & money dicks Johnny Depp and Amber Heard finally settled their divorce last week. He will be paying her the $7 million he agreed to in installments, less the $100,000 that he’d already donated to her designated charities. But just as soon as he wrapped up that legal problem, we found By Lainey • Jan 16, 2017 04:18 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Johnny Depp in sandals Johnny Depp was photographed yesterday on the set of LAbyrinth. This is not a typo, it’s how they’re stylising the title of the movie because it’s about a LAPD detective investigating the murders of Biggie and Tupac. Sarah previously wrote about the project here. As you can By Lainey • Jan 13, 2017 11:22 am
Break Ups Johnny Depp’s Christmas spirit Last week I posted about Amber Heard asking the court to get Johnny Depp to pay her the money he owes her from their divorce settlement. I also mentioned in that post that I’ve heard that Johnny is having some cash-flow problems, and that he’s apparently behind on By Lainey • Dec 23, 2016 11:50 am
Break Ups Johnny in arrears Amber Heard and Johnny Depp negotiated a divorce settlement. Johnny was to pay Amber $6.8 million which she had previously announced she would be donating entirely to two charities, LA Children’s Hospital and the American Civil Liberties Union with specific focus on victims of domestic abuse. Part of By Lainey • Dec 14, 2016 05:21 pm
Ex Games Amber’s “delay” Amber Heard shot a domestic violence PSA last week. A few days later, TMZ reported that she’d yet to donate the money she’d promised from her divorce settlement from Johnny Depp. They made it sound like she was reneging on her pledge…even though Johnny hadn’t actually By Lainey • Dec 01, 2016 04:41 pm
Douchebags Depp or petty? A few days ago, a domestic violence PSA was released online featuring Amber Heard. She talks about being a victim, she talks about her experience, she doesn’t mention by name who hurt her. But it’s not like nobody knows. So yesterday, after US Thanksgiving, everyone’s back to By Lainey • Nov 29, 2016 04:41 pm
Harry Potter JK Rowling on Depp and Dumbledore It was confirmed this week that Johnny Depp has indeed been cast as Gellert Grindelwald in the sequel to Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them. Many fans then expressed disappointment in light of his divorce from Amber Heard and the allegations – and accompanying photos and texts and witnesses – of By Lainey • Nov 11, 2016 12:21 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Fantastic Beasts And All The Scarves It was reported last week that Johnny Depp will star in the sequel to Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them and that he has a cameo in the first movie. Here he is from behind: The rumour, at the time, in spite of the backlash, was that he will By Lainey • Nov 09, 2016 03:28 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Johnny Depp’s magical backlash It was revealed the other day that Johnny Depp has been cast in the sequel to Fantastic Beast And Where To Find Them and may have a cameo in the first movie. I called it f-cksh-t. And it’s apparently f-cksh-t a lot of other Wizarding World fans as well By Lainey • Nov 04, 2016 01:43 pm
