TV Updates Mad Men - Beginning of the End There will be many, many Mad Men pieces in the next few months as the show finally closes. Seven episodes left to finish what Don Draper started years ago when he tried to figure out why that waiter wouldn’t switch to Lucky Strike cigarettes. And I’ll write some, By Duana • Mar 12, 2015 02:17 pm
TV Updates Jon Hamm…misanthrope? Tone is everything. So maybe I’m not reading this right. Maybe the tone I’m getting out of Jon Hamm in this new interview with Radio Times is all wrong. Maybe you can help me hear it differently. Because I’m hearing it like he’s all kinds of By Lainey • Dec 16, 2014 11:43 am
BFFs X-Men and Don Draper There were a lot of studs on Good Morning America today. From the X-Men franchise: Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, and can we call Ellen Page a stud for being a straight-up badass? As you can see, Hugh and James have great chemistry. At one point James was massaging Hugh’s By Lainey • May 08, 2014 04:09 pm
Mad Men The Sound of Typewriters Mad Men Season 7 Episode 3 recap. “Okay.” This is why I love screenwriting so much. There are so many things that lesser writers would have put into Don Draper’s mouth. So many words. In fact, even just the volume of words that could have been put there would By Duana • Apr 28, 2014 12:17 pm
Jon Hamm Jon Hamm is punctual What usually happens is that you're told to get to the carpet for a 730pm check-in with talent expected to arrive at 8pm (but we all know it's more like 830pm or later). Last night at the Artists For Peace And Justice fundraiser Jon Hamm got By Lainey • Feb 28, 2014 12:38 pm
TV Updates Don Draper’s daughter is everything Jon Hamm was on the set of Mad Men yesterday. That’s for some of you to enjoy while the rest of us talk about his onscreen daughter Kiernan Shipka who, this weekend, will play Cathy Dollenganger in the Lifetime adaptation of FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC OH MY GOD. As By Lainey • Jan 15, 2014 01:16 pm
Jon Hamm Movies with friends Jon Hamm and Adam Scott are doing like many of us are during the holidays – bingeing on movies! (Also, romance novels. Maybe that’s just me. But I’ve exhausted an entire year’s supply of YA love stories in 10 days.) Last night, Hamm and his girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt By Lainey • Jan 03, 2014 12:34 pm
Jon Hamm Holiday Freeballing There seems to be a dick theme happening today… Enjoy it with your eggnog! Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt went shopping yesterday. As you can see, they did not buy men’s underwear. There, that’s what I want for Christmas. I want Jon Hamm to stop freeballing. The problem By Lainey • Dec 18, 2013 10:37 am
Mad Men Don Draper free-balls in Season 7 Let me start your day by giving you the gift of Jon Hamm free-balling on the set of Mad Men. It’s that kind of morning. For me it’s the kind of morning where I feel like sh-t anyway so why not add to the grossness. The penis is By Lainey • Nov 08, 2013 09:49 am
Emmy Awards 2013 Jon Hamm’s white jacket Jon Hamm looked like he was in a great mood on the Emmys carpet. Duana would like me to mention that she didn’t mind Jennifer Westfeldt’s dress. I would like to mention that it looks wrinkled. As for his white tuxedo jacket, Duana noted during the live-blog that By Lainey • Sep 23, 2013 11:14 am
Jock Smut Ham & Affleck together again Ben Affleck directed Jon Hamm in The Town, released in 2010. Back then I didn’t know that… Hamm had it in him the way Affleck had it in him. Oh but he does. Can you imagine that wingman situation? Middle-aged women would moist themselves as hard as they do By Lainey • Jul 18, 2013 01:47 pm
Mad Men A New Car Mad Men Season 6 Episode 6 I have been living with unintentional renos for the past four months. That is to say, we had a big fat water leak, it did immeasurable damage, and the very nice people at the insurance company have been taking care of it for us, By Duana • May 06, 2013 11:55 am
Mad Men The Differences Between Ketchup and Catsup Mad Men Season 6 Episode 3 recap They were explained to me for the first time. You? I always thought catsup was supposed to be spicy, which sounded kind of appealing. But the differences were drawn clearly here: one is delicious and special and unique, and the other just …isn’ By Duana • Apr 22, 2013 10:40 am
Mad Men Despair! Everybody’s Doing It! Mad Men Season 6 Episode 1 recap Did you feel warmed and welcomed by your friends? Were you filled with the holiday spirit? Do you feel invigorated because 1968 is here and feeling fresh and new? Or are you only focused on the fact that Betty Francis said what she By Duana • Apr 08, 2013 04:10 pm
Jon Hamm The Modest Freeballer This will be the third article in the last week featuring Jon Hamm's dick. That is, if I were to submit an itemised list of my job assignments over the last 7 days, "write about Jon Hamm's dick" would appear 3 times. That balances By Lainey • Mar 27, 2013 01:52 pm
Mad Men Yeah, I’m still freeballing... Is what I’m reading from this expression on Jon Hamm’s face. The suit material is thick enough to hide the outline. Here’s Hamm at the Season 6 premiere the day after it was reported that Mad Men producers politely requested he wear underwear ostensibly so as to By Lainey • Mar 21, 2013 10:54 am
