Photo Assumption Selena with a cute guy…and Leonardo DiCaprio Selena Gomez celebrated her champagne birthday yesterday in Saint Tropez. She went out on the jet ski with a cute guy. A tall, cute guy. Don’t you think JB wishes he was taller? He totally does. It’s probably the only thing he can’t buy. As you know, By Lainey • Jul 23, 2014 11:54 am
Maple Leaf Intro for July 23, 2014 Dear Gossips, The Daily Mail, that paragon of accuracy, is reporting that Justin Bieber will soon be a Calvin Klein underwear model. Well, he’s worked hard enough for it. Supposedly the brand has signed JB to front their next campaign. The photo shoot, according to the Daily Mail, has By Lainey • Jul 23, 2014 10:58 am
Maple Leaf Selena’s Champagne Birthday and Swift well-wishes Today is July 22. It’s also Selena Gomez’s champagne birthday. I love a champagne birthday. Apparently she’s celebrating in Saint Tropez with her new best friend Cara Delevingne. They’re on a massive yacht. Fitting for a champagne birthday, right? And here’s something Taylor Swift just By Lainey • Jul 22, 2014 01:49 pm
Hook Ups JB’s new girl Her name is Yovanna Ventura. A model? Come ON. Is that her real name? They went for lunch together in LA yesterday. She’s 18. He’s 20. As for the nature of their relationship… Well, if we’re basing it on social media, I’d say it’s definitely By Lainey • Jul 09, 2014 12:31 pm
Maple Leaf Swim trunks optional Justin Bieber is in Miami, living large. Or trying to. Yachts, girls, beers… It’s the big boy lifestyle. It goes with his muscles. Did you read the NY Mag article about JB that was posted this week, written by Vanessa Grigoriadis? She’s the one who was supposed to By Lainey • Jul 04, 2014 10:38 am
Hook Ups Selena & JB are rattling windows Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are back together. They were at a party the other day – click here to see – and, like, holding each other. Last night she threw a party at her place. According to TMZ, it was so loud, the windows were rattling over at the neighbours’ who By Lainey • Jun 18, 2014 02:19 pm
Maple Leaf Intro for June 17, 2014 Dear Gossips, You know what I noticed about Justin Bieber’s face in those photos he posted on Instagram with Chris Brown and Akon and the crew in studio yesterday? (Great new couple, by the way. That’s the man combination every girl deserves.) Something’s missing. His douche face. By Lainey • Jun 17, 2014 09:20 am
Maple Leaf Intro for June 12, 2014 Dear Gossips, Sorry about the late start. Was bitten by something last night, probably a spider, and had a bad reaction. The good news: Antihistamines really work. Brange also works. I like waking up to new photos of them looking badass. It’s one of the best motivators of my By Lainey • Jun 12, 2014 11:13 am
Maple Leaf Intro for June 5, 2014 Dear Gossips, More Justin Bieber saying racist sh-t videos have surfaced. He apologised the other day. He’s apologised again, telling the UK Sun that: “Facing my mistakes from years ago has been one of the hardest things I've ever dealt with. But I feel now that I By Lainey • Jun 05, 2014 09:38 am
Parent Pimps Racism by Justin Bieber A video surfaced of Justin Bieber using the n-word this weekend in a candid moment that was recorded several years ago, when he was 15. TMZ claims that they had access to it four years ago but decided not to post it because he was so young back then and, By Lainey • Jun 02, 2014 10:47 am
Douchebags Cannes Douche-Off Adrien Brody and Justin Bieber were both at AMFAR in Cannes last night. The smarm, right? The smarm. I know your first inclination is to say that JB has to be bigger douche because he’s, well, he’s JB. And Adrien Brody won an Oscar. Really? Because Adrien Brody By Lainey • May 23, 2014 04:08 pm
Maple Leaf JB might have had sex last night Justin Bieber was at Roberto Cavalli’s party last night in Cannes. Coincidence? I mentioned them in the same post yesterday – click here for a refresher. He did not take his shirt off, at least not on the boat. He was there, however, because there were a lot of models By Lainey • May 22, 2014 11:22 am
Maple Leaf The hottest guy in Cannes I didn’t think it could get any sexier in Cannes than Roberto Cavalli on a Segway. Please appreciate: But then Justin Bieber came this year and decided he would take his shirt off as often as possible since Matthew McConaughey doesn’t do that anymore. Here he is, walking By Lainey • May 21, 2014 01:38 pm
Maple Leaf Leo & Bieber in Cannes Leonardo DiCaprio has no official reason to be in Cannes. Actually that’s not true. His official reason for being in Cannes is To Party. Always. Because it never gets old for him. Year after year, the yachts, the cheesy Euro clubs, the dance beats, the spraying of champagne all By Lainey • May 20, 2014 11:01 am
Maple Leaf Pull down your pants Lower! Justin Bieber went horseback riding yesterday. He had to take his shirt off. Then, when he dismounted, he had to make sure his pants weren’t hitched up too high. High meaning normal, like, hip level. Hip level is too high. The pants must be low enough to see By Lainey • May 13, 2014 04:02 pm
Maple Leaf The perfect son Justin Bieber took his ma to the Clippers game for Mother’s Day yesterday. Apparently they booed him when he moved to kiss her. It didn’t deter him. He gave one of his best performances in a long time. And by best, I mean that he was the least By Lainey • May 12, 2014 10:52 am
