Maple Leaf This again?! I guess this is the age. You can make good decisions for two straight weeks. But then you’re dumb again the next day. According to TMZ, Selena Gomez is dumb again. Gomez was sighted on a flight from LA to Olso last night. Yes. Justin Bieber was performing there. By Lainey • Apr 19, 2013 11:16 am
Maple Leaf Anne Frank & Justin Bieber “I prayed, ‘God, you don’t want this Jewish kid to be Justin’s man, do you?...God, I gave him to you. You could send me a Christian man, a Christian label!’” -- Pattie Mallette in The New York Times, 2009. Mallette is Justin Bieber’s mother. She’s By Lainey • Apr 15, 2013 02:54 pm
Maple Leaf Baby's debit card Parents of teens -- this is for you. Justin Bieber has signed a $3.75 million year long deal with SpendSmart to launch a debit card aimed at adolescents. In short, mom and dad load up the card and Emmellee or Madycyn learn about how to budget on books and By Lainey • Apr 12, 2013 03:54 pm
Break Ups Blame Selena for all of us Justin’s problems Oh good. It’s time for our favourite excuse: blame the bitch for everything. Justin Bieber’s been behaving badly the last few weeks. He shows up late for his shows. He baby-fights the paps. He allegedly drives up and down recklessly on his street and spits in neighbour’s By Lainey • Apr 03, 2013 10:37 am
Maple Leaf Making enemies of rich people It's one thing to declare war on the paps. The paps don't have the resources Justin Bieber does. And many civilians would find it hard to sympathise with a pap. But Justin Bieber has a new adversary now. JB returned home yesterday and allegedly drove up By Lainey • Mar 27, 2013 03:40 pm
Maple Leaf Little Baby’s naked phase I hear this from time to time from friends who have kids: “Oh she’s just going through a biting phase.” “Oh he’s just going through a fruit phase. He just wants to eat fruit.” And several times: “Oh he’s just going through a naked phase. He doesn’ By Lainey • Mar 26, 2013 04:08 pm
Douchebags Justin Bieber’s not pouty in Spain Justin Bieber is now in Spain. He performed in Madrid last night. This is a different face than the one we saw for a couple of weeks in England where he celebrated his 19th birthday by taking his shirt off, arguing with club owners over age restrictions, collapsing on stage, By Lainey • Mar 15, 2013 12:48 pm
Douchebags You must Believe...and then Delete Textbook. Again. The exceptions are the ones who DON’T f-ck up, remember. And there are fewer and fewer and fewer of them. Then again, it depends on your definition of f-cking up. If they’re millionaires many times over, that may not qualify as a f-ck up, at least By Lainey • Mar 14, 2013 12:46 pm
Dumbass Justin Bieber’s heroic recovery Our hero, Justin Bieber, God’s special gift, having spent part of last night under medical supervision, has been released, and was photographed outside his hotel this morning... With a cry-face on. The agency caption to these shots is hilarious: Bieber has to be “restrained” by his bodyguard from attacking. By Lainey • Mar 08, 2013 10:55 am
Child Stars Justin Bieber’s heroic evening Justin Bieber was criticised earlier this week for starting late in London -- reportedly 2 hours delayed for “technical issues” -- and this just after he went out in a gas mask and complained on Twitter about people being mean to him. But he showed up on time, even two By Lainey • Mar 08, 2013 09:48 am
Douchebags Don’t focus on the positive Duana says kill their dreams. Me, I say forget about following your dreams. During a recent interview with The Globe & Mail about success and achievement, I noted how dumb it was that “follow your dreams” is dispensed as advice more often than “work hard”. That makes sense though, right? By Lainey • Mar 05, 2013 12:04 pm
Girly Throw Downs JB's bday was spoiled! It appears Justin Bieber been taking lessons at Ben Affleck's School of Celebrity Perspective. JB turned 19 on Friday. Apparently there was a themed party planned for him at a London club. According to E! News, his entourage was turned away because club management believed he had underage By Lainey • Mar 04, 2013 11:20 am
Justin Bieber 19 and chest-obsessed Justin Bieber is officially 19. His birthday is today. To celebrate, and to show us that he’s a man with muscles now, JB’s walking around London without his shirt on looking like he’s filled out, especially in the chest area. I showed these photos to Jacek last By Lainey • Mar 01, 2013 11:45 am
Jessica Biel Justin and Justin in London Justin Timberlake performed at The Forum in London last night following his performance at the BRIT Awards. Justin Bieber is in London on tour. He showed up for JT’s show. Taking notes? JT managed to emerge from *NSYNC a proper solo artist. Let’s say...70% of that came By Lainey • Feb 21, 2013 12:55 pm
Media Manipulation Justin’s Mom Plays Stupid Justin Bieber’s mom, Pattie Mallette, was on The Today Show this morning to promote the movie she’s “executive produced” called Crescendo. No, Pattie Mallette isn’t just getting into showbiz, Pattie Mallette is getting into the business of reproduction. This movie is a biopic of Beethoven’s mom By Dean • Feb 07, 2013 02:58 pm
Douchebags Justin Bieber is horny At this point you’d have to be Tara-Reid-Level crazy to doubt that we’re in for at least another 30 years of Bieber domination. BUT …what’s up with…this? These pics were just snapped of Justin showing off his body for photographers in Miami, and well, I’m By Dean • Jan 29, 2013 11:02 am
