Maple Leaf Celebrity Strategery: f-cking with your fans So about this potential Justin Bieber scandal with the stolen laptop and the threat of a bombshell release -- Gawker posits that it’s a publicity stunt, and I’m always on board for a famewhore theory so, assuming that it does end up being a hoax to elicit maximum By Lainey • Oct 12, 2012 11:47 am
Break Ups Summer’s almost over There’s one more weekend. I mean I know officially, like, according to science and the almanac people, that summer’s not done until the Autumn Equinox but in spirit, we all know, summer ends after Labour Day weekend. And I only asked for the summer. That they make it By Lainey • Aug 27, 2012 01:21 pm
Maple Leaf Teen Choice Awards 2012: Improbably Adorable Oh, TCAs. I forgot you were on, you hilarious street party. There should maybe be more here to be critical of, but why, when it’s all so much fun? Because all the ambitions and strategies are so naked and forced and everyone has just been through a metamorphosis and By Duana • Jul 23, 2012 09:09 am
Selena Gomez Half way there We are now at the mid-point of summer. I just wanted them to make it through the summer. Two weeks ago, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber were about to break. But teens are mercurial. It takes a lot of temporary breaks to get to a permanent one. And besides the By Lainey • Jul 19, 2012 12:53 pm
Break Ups Dance-off imminent Entertainment shows, magazines, and blogs have been on high alert for several weeks re: Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber and whether or not they’re breaking up. Click here for my last post about their fragile young love. There have been signs for a while now that we’re well By Lainey • Jul 05, 2012 05:00 pm
BFFs Robert Pattinson, the “swaggy bro” Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez showed up to support Katy Perry last night at the premiere of her tour documentary Part Of Me which, I’m sorry for disappointing you, I really, really want to see. Because I will watch any “behind-the-scenes” tour movie. From Truth Or Dare to Never By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 12:05 pm
Maple Leaf Justin, Selena, Katy, Kelly, and Carly Rae Let’s start with Carly Rae Jepsen who was the big winner last night at the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto. As I’ve been mentioning, mostly in Smutty Tingles lately, I am not tired of that song yet. Still. Not even close. In fact, all I want to do By Lainey • Jun 18, 2012 01:07 pm
Break Ups Bieber cracks? Justin Bieber has pretty much owned the world the last 2 years. And through it all, including what amounted to a bogus paternity claim, Team Bieber has never wavered - not a stumble, not a break in stride, not a crack in the facade. But it happens to all of By Lainey • May 28, 2012 10:34 am
Maple Leaf Get your hands off my boyfriend I LOVE these pictures of Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber at the Laker game last night. Because obviously I’m obsessed with them, but also because of the Photo Assumption you can apply to Selena’s face when a young fan approaches for a photo. Adversaries come in all ages By Lainey • Apr 18, 2012 11:39 am
Maple Leaf Teenagers eating cheap food My friend Lorella emailed me earlier today with one of these photos attached and the following message: OMG. At first I thought this was JLo. God I’m so embarrassed for her. I laughed for an hour. Anyway, it’s obviously not JLo and the backup dancer, no. Here are By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 03:58 pm
Maple Leaf “His” artist Carly Rae Jepsen is on Ellen today. Come on, admit it. You LOVE Call Me Maybe. Gawker called it the “new perfect pop song”. It is. So Carly Rae from Canadian Idol is blowing up. Thanks Justin Bieber. What? It’s true. Maybe it would have happened eventually but it By Lainey • Mar 23, 2012 01:11 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Offspring Rock Band Part 2 For Part 1, please click here. I was just reading the Victoria Beckham profile in Vogue - that article is coming next - when I came across the most amazing detail: For Romeo’s birthday, as a surprise, the (Beckham) family took him to hang out in Justin Bieber’s By Lainey • Mar 22, 2012 03:18 pm
Maple Leaf Dance parties at home Canadian Idol’s Carly Rae Jepsen was just signed to Justin Bieber’s label. It’s a big deal. It’s an even bigger deal when Justin, his gf, and all their friends pretty much make your video. Please. Sasha’s in Mexico on holiday with her husband. Apparently, per By Lainey • Feb 21, 2012 06:04 pm
Maple Leaf When these babies have babies There is a world in which Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are considered adults - parental figures, even if for just one day, to those for whom these two could, mathematically and biologically, be mommy and daddy. Here they are spending the weekend in Malibu with Bieber’s siblings, Jaxon By Lainey • Feb 20, 2012 12:56 pm
Maple Leaf Justin Bieber will keep your daughter pure Dear Dads: if you buy Justin Bieber’s fragrance for your daughters it means they won’t get down with Scott/Chad/Todd in the back of car without a condom... This, basically, is the message, isn’t it? Needless to say, it’s funnier to the 14 year old By Lainey • Dec 09, 2011 04:30 pm
Maple Leaf What else is on that camera? Are you going to deny that you didn’t notice his hand on her thigh while he’s taking a picture of her? Fine. I’ll admit it for all of us. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have been in Mexico together the last few days. They were photographed yesterday By Lainey • Dec 08, 2011 03:18 pm
