Douchebags Justin's breakup With Shriners Hospitals for Children. JT had his own PGA tournament in support of Shriners. According to the Las Vegas Review Journal, they're breaking up. Though Shriners acknowledges that Timberlake did "fulfill his obligations to the tournament and helped raise several million dollars...(he) wasn't By Lainey • Oct 02, 2012 03:37 pm
Douchebags Oh look who was an asshole Leave it to that f-cker Justin Timberlake to break my couples streak today. But I couldn’t resist with this after Sue sent it over. As mentioned earlier, JT played in the Celebrity Scramble yesterday at Medinah during Ryder Cup week. He is the US Team’s Ryder Cup Ambassador. By Lainey • Sep 26, 2012 01:58 pm
Jessica Biel Pre-wedding golf It’s the Ryder Cup this week. Bill Murray and Justin Timberlake playing in the Captains & Celebrity Scramble yesterday at Medinah. JT said recently that: “I get way more nervous playing golf in front of 500 people than being on stage in front of 20,000 people.” Totally believe By Lainey • Sep 26, 2012 11:54 am
Jessica Biel Nomination for Oscar host I glanced at an email today from the Academy about key dates for this year’s award ceremony. We’re only 5 months out. Around this time last year, Eddie Murphy was named host of the Oscars. Two months later, following Brett Ratner’s dumbassness, he quit the job. Billy By Lainey • Sep 18, 2012 04:21 pm
Assy Style An off-white problem from head to toe This is just so spectacularly bad I had to put it on the main page instead of LifeStyle... Check out Jessica Biel today in London promoting Total Recall in an off-white head to toe situation that, well, do you think it’s doing anything for her? An idea on a By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 10:53 am
Frauds Shelfy needed to be alone But first... That goddamn fringe. Jessica Biel was in Berlin yesterday promoting Total Recall at the press event and the premiere. Fashion-wise both choices are disappointments. That silky crop top makes her tits all wobbly in the daytime outfit and what kind of proper celebrity wears a tiered skirt in By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 11:04 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Pippy & Shelfy release trailers Gerard Butler’s Playing For Keeps was pushed back from its original release date more than once. Now they think the holiday season might be a good time for it to meet audiences. Gerard Butler + Jessica Biel as parents in a movie...in theatres... one week before The Hobbit and By Lainey • Aug 08, 2012 03:34 pm
Famewhores Justin around her neck This is Jessica Biel out in West Hollywood yesterday wearing a “Justin” necklace. This of course is nowhere near as sweet and romantic as Slum Lover giving Jennifer Lopez a bear necklace for her birthday to go with her bear birthday cake. What else? A “bear2bear” tattoo? The crazy thing By Lainey • Jul 27, 2012 11:21 am
Dumbass Jessica Biel hates her ring too Many of you have written today requesting commentary on Jessica Biel’s InStyle cover and interview, specifically this quote: “I had no say whatsoever (in my engagement ring).” Her words are being interpreted as a sign that she’s a second class citizen in her relationship with Justin Timberlake. True. By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 03:06 pm
Justin Timberlake The serious actor has straight hair This is Justin Timberlake in Puerto Rico on the set of his new movie Runner, Runner, hair straightened and parted. Is this the formula? When JT's in a comedy he can keep the natural curl. If it's drama or action, we relax that sh-t or buzz By Lainey • Jun 26, 2012 03:01 pm
Amazingness Pippy and the 10 year anniversary Reliving Justin and Britney’s dance off (in the MMVA article about Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez) just brought a lot of happiness to my life. As mentioned earlier, it’ll be ten years on August 1. TEN YEARS! Britney cheated on Justin with Wade Robson (allegedly but only for By Lainey • Jun 18, 2012 01:23 pm
Assy Style I guess it’s her wedding fringe? Jessica Biel is not growing out that fringe. It looked freshly trimmed last night at the Movie Awards. I’m not sure if it was styled this way on purpose like all futuristic and sh-t but given that the top of her head looks extra pointy, we have something of By Lainey • Jun 04, 2012 05:53 pm
Famewhores Pipsqueak scores for Shelfy Jessica Biel has been trying to produce and star in a movie called The Devil In The Deep Blue Sea (terrible title) for a while now. At least 18 months if not longer. The project was going nowhere. Then this week it was announced from Cannes that the project had By Lainey • May 25, 2012 10:20 am
Famewhores The best day of her life Was it? It had to be one of them. Justin Timberlake let his fiancée come with him to watch the Lakers defeat the Nuggets in Game 7 on Saturday. And not only that, he decided to be extra extra nice and let the world see how much she loves him. By Lainey • May 14, 2012 01:03 pm
Famewhores Shelfy is on Twitter Jessica Biel is engaged. She will marry Justin Timberlake this summer. And now she’s joined Twitter. Shelfy made it official on Monday night, while she was getting ready for the Met Gala, posting a photo of herself on WhoSay (more on this is in a minute) with the caption: By Lainey • May 09, 2012 10:35 am
Assy Style Met Gala Beauty Block: Jessica Biel I honestly don’t know why this fringe is still in play. It covers everything. There’s nothing left to see. Some faces... sure. Some faces have some things to hide. I wish I could hide my nose, my droopy eyelid, and the part of my jaw that dips lower By Lainey • May 08, 2012 01:29 pm
