Justin Timberlake Pipsqueak wears white and a possible hit Justin Timberlake spent last week travelling the Middle East and Europe on Givenchy, promoting his new fragrance for women called Play, seen here at the Atlantis Hotel in a sassy white suit, a double buckle pair of shoes, and overgrown stubble. Because Pippy is a MAN. And Pippy the “actor” By Lainey • Jun 21, 2010 08:12 am
Media Manipulation Also tagging along... Like Renee Z, Pippy also hopped on The A-Team promotional tour to accompany his girlfriend in Paris. Last night they went for dinner with friends, taking care to exit their car separately so as not to be photographed together. Following my review of The A-Team last week – click here to By Lainey • Jun 15, 2010 05:02 am
Jessica Biel Shelfy has her thing She insists that her thing is not His thing. That it’s her own thing. And yet, no one else knows what her thing is. Here’s Jessica Biel covering the new issue of Glamour Magazine, perhaps her best photo shoot. The styling is great. She looks great. Asking her By Lainey • Jun 02, 2010 09:30 am
Quiveration Natalie & Ashton vs Pip Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher were photographed today on set of their new movie. A romantic comedy about two friends who agree to do it without commitment. Weird. Sound familiar? Justin Timberlake is supposed to be making a movie based on the same premise with Mila Kunis. Sh-t. Don' By Lainey • May 10, 2010 10:37 am
Jessica Biel Pippy at Bubby’s and new possibilities Pip took Shelfy to Bubby’s in New York today. Hmmm. Bubby’s breakfast. Hmmm. Bubby’s grits! Biel has been extra smug in NYC lately. Justin has done a great job reassuring the world that he is still hers in public. And while this hasn’t exactly translated into By Lainey • May 05, 2010 11:34 am
Girly Throw Downs Happy Shelfy’s boots Jessica Biel’s Shelf Ass is shakin’ itself from happiness today. It spent the weekend with Justin Timberlake in New York, holding hands, wearing dumb looking boots, trying to be a Fashion Girl, and tonight that ass will be escorting the boyfriend to the Costume Institute Gala for the second By Lainey • May 03, 2010 08:16 am
Jock Smut Where’s Pippy? Cameron Diaz was in New York yesterday for the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of Shrek Forever. Really? She was photographed earlier in a cute blue jumper. Not feeling the black dress she wore on the carpet. We know Cam. Cam can bring it with much more excitement. Perhaps then she’ By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 05:49 am
Media Manipulation Pip & Shelfy & Matt Morris This week’s Us Weekly is about Pippy’s love triangle – Cammie D vs Shelfy Biel and he’s loving every minute, deliberately “torturing” Jessica while he’s at work with Diaz. But as I wrote yesterday, Beige Biel has to swallow it. Because what else is there? While Cameron By Lainey • Apr 15, 2010 05:27 am
Cameron Diaz Pippy’s love triangle? Us Weekly’s cover features Pipsqueak in the middle flanked by Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel. Us was also the publication several months ago that reported that Justin and Jessica had split, just before she apparently rushed back to LA from Vancouver to plead with him to reconsider their relationship. By Lainey • Apr 14, 2010 06:00 am
Dumbass Why is Pippy suddenly Matt Damon? That Matt Damon is sent a heavy load of scripts is understandable. He’s Matt Damon. But... Justin Timberlake? He recently wrapped on The Social Network (the Facebook story), he’s currently working on Bad Teacher with Cammie D, and now he’s reportedly close to confirming another lead in By Lainey • Apr 07, 2010 08:52 am
Gorgessity Cam D booty shorts Shelfy Jessica Biel must be very happy that the Pip wasn’t on set the other day. Because goddamn. Check it - Cameron Diaz shooting scenes for Bad Teacher in a pair of denim booty shorts with wedges that no doubt would have reminded him of what it felt like By Lainey • Mar 29, 2010 09:35 am
Cameron Diaz Working with the Ex I’ve never had to, thanks God. Because you can be civilised all you want about the whole thing but how can you avoid remembering them naked? And in bed? And sometimes during a meeting? Maybe it’s just me. Maybe you all are much more mature. But if your By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 03:34 am
Cameron Diaz Pipsqueak’s obsession It’s acting. He thinks he’s conquered music, he no longer has anything to prove in music, and now, by divine right, he needs to give the world his next gift which, naturally, is his Actor. Yes, Pip keeps insisting that his Actor gives us pleasure. That we want By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 05:57 am
Cheating Loins When Pippy’s in Vegas... Shelfy just has to eat it. Yesterday Jessica Biel who is these days more shrink ass than she is shelf ass was in New York promoting Summit on the Summit: Kilimanjaro, the doc that was filmed during her climb up the mountain last month with the poor man’s Shia By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 05:20 am
Girly Throw Downs Cam & Pip together again! On camera. The bad news: Justin Timberlake keeps trying to act. And people keep hiring him. WTF? The good news: this role puts him opposite ex girlfriend Cameron Diaz in a movie called Bad Teacher. And it’s not a supporting part. JT is the male lead. No doubt producers By Lainey • Mar 03, 2010 02:29 am
Media Manipulation Pip and Clingy Fashion Week Jessica Biel was all over New York at the shows yesterday. She’s thinnified her body, she’s in with Wintour thanks to Justin Timberlake, now she’s trying to reinvent herself as a fashion girl, understanding that many of her more talented peers have signed prestigious endorsement contracts. Always By Lainey • Feb 18, 2010 07:05 am
