Exclusives Jessica & JT together in Vancouver: first photos Well that didn’t take long. Here they are, the first photos of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake in Vancouver together this afternoon after lunch with her assistant. Why does she need an assistant? She’s always with the assistant. Anyway, am told they seemed “fine”, low key, and held By Lainey • Oct 21, 2009 01:18 pm
Famewhores West Coast Cling The Twitter buzz started last night around dinner – sightings of Pipsqueak with the shrink-ass in Vancouver walking around town, out in the open, and then at the movies, the late showing of Where The Wild Things Are at Dunbar Theatre, a great local picture house. Fiona and I saw Harry By Lainey • Oct 21, 2009 02:45 am
Break Ups Skinny Shelfy says she’s studying Of course she was. Her publicist always comes up with an excuse. So Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake was in Vegas all last week for his golf tournament which culminated yesterday. Saturday night, as previously mentioned, he and his friends performed at Mandalay Bay to raise money for Shriners Hospitals for Children. By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 05:08 am
Break Ups It’s where she isn’t… That’s most telling. But People.com says they’re totally still together. So it must be the truth, right? Shelfy and her publicist want so badly for it to be. But it’s Thanksgiving weekend in Canada. So today, Monday, is a holiday. No one is working, no one By Lainey • Oct 12, 2009 08:12 am
Brad Pitt Who’s the other one? LOVE this video. Chris Rock and Nia Long are promoting his documentary Good Hair. During this random, hilarious interview, somehow the discussion turns to white dudes dating black girls. And then Justin Timberlake comes up. And then Marky Mark. And then Brad Pitt, at which point Chris reveals that he By Lainey • Oct 09, 2009 11:08 am
Break Ups Shelfy can’t cling long distance Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is back in Vancouver, arrived last Thursday and spotted yesterday downtown filming A-Team. As you can see, even on set with makeup on, Shelfy looks like sh-t. Gaunt, pale, and am told she seems listless and mopey between scenes. A reader (thanks Rubina!) saw her on By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 04:48 am
Break Ups The Clinger cover and the People Publicist The good news is that Shelfy landed herself a cover. The bad news…the cover makes her look as pathetic as Jennifer Aniston. As reported yesterday, the new issue of Us Weekly features an exclusive breakup report – Justin Timberlake ditched the Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Over the phone and over By Lainey • Sep 30, 2009 08:36 am
Break Ups He shed the Clinger? Oh la. The new issue of Us Magazine comes out tomorrow but etalk received an advance copy and their report is putting Shelfy in the sh-ts. I just read my voice over for our piece about 15 minutes ago. According to the publication, they say Pip ditched her. LIKE A By Lainey • Sep 29, 2009 04:53 am
Famewhores Skinny clinger rushes home Shelf Ass Jessica Biel, ever shrinking in her quest to more resemble Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman, on Saturday leaving Vancouver after only 2 days in town for A-Team rushing back to LA to re-attach herself to Justin Timberlake. While she was away, JT hooked up with his boys for By Lainey • Sep 28, 2009 05:17 am
Douchebags Pippy Facebook Three weeks ago, a movie called The Open Road starring Justin Timberlake and Jeff Bridges flamed out spectacularly at the box office. Oh, you haven’t heard of it? It was so sh-t, rumour has it, Pipsqueak wouldn’t promote it. But still he keeps trying, trying to be an By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 03:43 am
Girly Throw Downs JT, Shelfy, SamRo but no Lilo Have heard from many of you today re: Lilo’s crack tweets. They’re f-cking amazing. Always late at night, always when she can’t get hold of Samantha Ronson, and then she starts raging. Here’s how it flowed: the Venetian Hotel is a scary place.. Too many stories By Lainey • Sep 02, 2009 10:17 am
Douchebags Pippy on a big boy bike Little Pipsqueak rode a man’s bike yesterday to Café Med after lunch. It’s the red backpack that seals it, non? Brad Pitt could carry this backpack off with an adult swagger. Justin Timberlake rolls around like it’s a Big Wheel. Pips is busy these days, not in By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 03:30 am
Famewhores How to use your boyfriend Shelf Ass Jessica Biel was photographed with the Pip after a walk with the dogs. She’s also been spotted on set of Valentine’s Day, that movie that stars everyone. Despite a three day run at the Hollywood Bowl however Shelfy still hasn’t confirmed a new movie role. By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 07:35 am
Amazingness Just.Like.Madge Laura sent me an email 5 minutes ago: Please tell me you’ve seen the trailer for The Open Road with JT. I can’t believe how f-cking bad it looks. I can’t. This of course made me so happy I had to hit YouTube immediately. And then proceeded By Lainey • Aug 06, 2009 09:22 am
Famewhores Shelf Ass at the Hollywood Bowl Photos from Shelfy’s 3 day run at the Hollywood Bowl in Guys & Dolls – and how did she do? Well the LA Times called her “glowing” – click here to read the review - and focused more on her appearance than her actual performance, although the point of their piece By Lainey • Aug 03, 2009 09:41 am
Justin Timberlake Tina leads, FNL ignored, and the Pip! Emmy Awards were announced this morning and once again, Friday Night Lights was totally overlooked. What will it take??? Simon Baker? In The Mentalist? He’s hot. But please. And enough of Grey’s Anatomy in the Supporting Categories. The show sucks. By the way, True Blood was ignored too. By Lainey • Jul 16, 2009 03:23 am
