Douchebags Smart Shelfy, Grumpy Pip He’s walking her dog. She made sure we’d see he’s walking her dog – this is Justin Timberlake out and about with Jessica Biel’s remaining pet. Yesterday he was feeling crabby and took it out on a pap. Today it’s a much healthier outlet for his By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 08:13 am
Douchebags Pippy’s in a pissy mood He must have wanted the Green Lantern badly. This is Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake in West Hollywood getting his balls all sweaty over a pap who wants to take his photo. As you can see, they exchanged words, and then Pipple smirked and let it go, because he probably remembered that By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 11:06 am
Justin Timberlake Is he your type? Channing Tatum’s GQ spread this month in time for this starring role in GI Joe scheduled for release in August. Looks like a horrible movie. And since Sienna Miller is a PR disaster, they need to push out Channing or “Chan” as he likes to be called that much By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 08:55 am
Famewhores They both needed it As mentioned last week, Pipsqueak made the final three on the shortlist for the Green Lantern. The role, confirmed on Friday, eventually went to Ryan Reynolds. Several weeks ago, it was reported that his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel was a finalist for the love interest in the upcoming big budget By Lainey • Jul 13, 2009 11:06 am
Dumbass Pippy the superhero? Hollywood f-cking shenigans… I don’t understand why they haven’t already offered this to Bradley Cooper. Instead, he’s one of three on the shortlist, alongside Ryan Reynolds and … Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake! His balls haven’t fully dropped and he’s supposed to convince us he can fight danger By Lainey • Jul 10, 2009 04:02 am
Famewhores Shelfy covers every base They were apart for a couple of weeks, and during that time Pip was spotted solo all over Europe, supposedly flirting up a storm in London. There were also reports that he was tired of his Shelfy, and that they were taking a break. What did I say? I said By Lainey • Jul 06, 2009 02:50 am
Girly Throw Downs Tweeting tweaked – the morning after It’s never her fault. Especially when she f-cks up on Twitter. Yesterday I posted this article about Lindsay Lohan trash-tweeting Justin Timberlake’s William Rast at Colette Paris and Macy’s, calling it low classy and not chic. Not long after the article went up on my blog, Lilo, By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 05:51 am
Frauds It’s a prop Shelf Ass Jessica Biel hit up a salon yesterday and made sure to show the paps waiting outside that she’d been reading a script while getting her hair done. A script for the sequel to the Love Guru? Because that’s about all she’s being offered these days. By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 05:25 am
Girly Throw Downs Lilo’s crack tweets vs Justin Timberlake? A couple of weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan and Justin Timberlake were at the same club in New York and Pip was drunk and supposedly all over some girl and Lilo tweeted about him and called him a cheater. Or something. Then she denied it saying she’d been hacked. Hacked By Lainey • Jul 01, 2009 05:04 am
Style No London for Shelfy Pip is in London to promote William Rast. He's been in town since before the weekend, was enjoying himself at Elton John's annual White Tie & Tiara party when news broke of MJ's passing. Here he is on the runway today looking really, really By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 01:55 pm
Britney Spears Here comes brown When the bad sh-t happened, she was almost always brown. Chicken Fried Crazy comes out super strong when she’s a brunette… Terrible memories. But perhaps all that has changed now, especially since the meds are under control. Britney was out and about this weekend with her agent (and boyfriend) By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 04:46 am
Famewhores Shelfy come running You know what Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is doing, like, right now? She didn’t sleep, panicked as soon as she saw the photos after refreshing Gettyimages.com every 5 minutes, and probably booked the first flight from LA to NY… Last night at the CFDA Awards Pippy attended solo, By Lainey • Jun 16, 2009 02:32 am
Jock Smut Little balls playing with big boys Wonder if MJ took any money off the Pip yesterday. Both are apparently very good golfers. And Michael Jordan loves to bet. He and Justin Timberlake played Bethpage Black yesterday (a public course!), site of this year’s US Open which will, as always, culminate on Father’s Day. Tiger By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 04:09 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s legs on Letterman Shelfy has turned up the hustle this week. She’ll be on Ellen, she’ll be on Fallon, and last night she was on Letterman. Showed up in a short skirt and showed off a pair of lovely legs. Up top though… Maybe not the most flattering blouse? Looks shapeless By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 03:27 am
Famewhores Shelf AssTalk Just received an email on my blackberry from my friend Lara. The title: Puuleaazzee! The link: Shelf Ass complaining about being too hot to work as an actress. Yeah she’s on the cover of the new Allure Magazine. The entire article appears to be a series of “sit DOWN” By Lainey • May 19, 2009 02:07 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s Easy Virtue strip Last night at the NY screening of Easy Virtue – Jessica Biel propped up her Shelf Ass hard to promote her movie alongside Ben Barnes and Colin Firth. Hmmm…two for two this week on Colin Firth. Bonus. It’s actually not the worst she’s looked. Much better showing here By Lainey • May 12, 2009 01:51 am
