Girly Throw Downs Chicken Fried Pippy Shelf Ass! Last night! All in the same space! Oh la! So Justin Timberlake and his clinger Jessica Biel were having dinner at Yatai in West Hollywood. Britney Spears walks in with her mother. According to eyewitnesses, when Pip and Shelfy saw her come in, they sank into their seats, dying from By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 04:03 am
Famewhores Cam’s in love Awwww… Cammie D and Paul Sculfor, Jennifer Aniston’s ex boyfriend-for-hire, bundled up walking hand in hand in New York. They’ve been together 6 months now? She was manslingling for a while, there were even a few nights with John Mayer too, before settling into her first serious relationship By Lainey • Dec 18, 2008 08:16 am
Famewhores Shelfy Owns Pippy Shelf Ass Jessica Biel in UK GQ doing her best sexpot face. Something about her face on the cover… is off. What is it? Almost doesn’t even look like her. More GQ photos can be viewed here. Interesting to note - two quotes from the interview were highlighted by By Lainey • Dec 08, 2008 01:21 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s hot brother? So you know how Shelfy did that publicity grab hospital thing the other day? Well she invited E! News to come along for an interview with her family… And if that’s her brother? Yum. Her brother is hot. Of course he looks about 12 years old, which is probably By Lainey • Dec 05, 2008 07:10 am
Douchebags Pippy doesn’t walk? My husband and I, we are golf purists. And he’s too cheap to pay for a cart. But mostly we walk the course because that’s what golf is. You hit and hit and hit, and you walk, with your bag on your back, and you’re tired, and By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 11:15 am
Douchebags Knowing Pip… He’ll probably take credit for this too. Samuel L Jackson was honoured last night at the 23rd Annual American Cinematheque Awards in Beverly Hills. Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake was in attendance, smirk firmly in place, having probably convinced himself that Sam was only being recognised because they worked together on By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 02:08 am
Famewhores Merging the dogs Apparently they’re about to move in to his new New York apartment together and are tentatively doing so in LA as well. This would mean making sure her remaining dog, the one that ate her 2nd dog, killing it tragically as she was negligently in the other room, will By Lainey • Nov 25, 2008 08:33 am
Hook Ups Pippy & Portman? It’s probably nothing… but it will make Shelfy crazy. This is Justin Timberlake at the TRL finale last night seeming to be in good spirits, still riding the SNL high from the night before. Pip also hit up the traditional Saturday Night Live afterparty the previous night and so By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 02:34 am
Girly Throw Downs Those bangs… Are the sh-ts. Does she know? Does Jessica know? That she’s not Heidi Klum? I don’t think she knows. Because we already know she has an inflated opinion of her abilities – physical and professional. This is Jessica Alba last night at the Black Ball, hanging out with Alicia By Lainey • Nov 14, 2008 06:24 am
Douchebags Two douches on a carpet Last night, one carpet, two douchebags: Justin Timberlake and John Mayer at the Keep A Child Alive 5th Annual Black Ball in New York. Am surprised Shelfy didn’t beg and plead to tag along. Maybe Pip didn’t want her embarrassing him in front of Alicia Keys and Queen By Lainey • Nov 14, 2008 03:19 am
Girly Throw Downs Give him a show! Seriously. What’s the hold up? Do it already. I would pay to watch Kanye West on a live feed just like those little puppies. Because every time he opens his mouth, the best smut comes flying out of it. There is no other. As for that pap skirmish this By Lainey • Nov 14, 2008 02:49 am
Douchebags Pippy’s so man! Pip’s balls may not have dropped all the way, but he swaggers like he’s a real man, all badass and ready to rumble with his security close behind him prepped to jump in as he confronts a pap for shooting him while he’s eating. Video is below. By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 08:05 am
Douchebags Pipsqueak`s punk attitude, Shelfy fights prejudice Truly. They deserve each other. Because he’s as obnoxious as she is. Pippy Justin Timberlake was in New York on Friday promoting Calloway’s new driver and was slightly annoyed when reporters bothered him about marrying his Shelf Ass: "Now that's a dumb question.” His bad By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 01:32 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried and Pipsqueak for Her Madgesty Britney came out before he did. As expected, during Human Nature. Wasn’t a real performance – some grooving, sang a few bars towards the end – but according to everyone I’ve spoken with, her presence was waaaay more hype. It’s Britney, bitch…which is what she said, but only By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 02:57 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2008 Justin Timberlake Arguments for: * Pippy is trying to be a man. His team would most definitely push for the title. And hard. They’d probably even “exchange” several “exclusives” as part of the deal. People Magazine would definitely consider the arrangement * Wooing a new readerbase. It’s no accident that Us Weekly By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 02:16 am
Britney Spears All three? Together? Madge plays Dodgers Stadium LA on Thursday night. Allow me a little boast – as I first reported on Monday rumours were circulating that Britney or Justin Timberlake could be joining her. Pip seemed like the surer bet. But Ryan Seacrest just announced on the radio that it could be BOTH! By Lainey • Nov 05, 2008 01:52 pm
