Jessica Biel Beware the itchy green hat Longtime readers of this blog are familiar – my people have a thing about green hats: the sign of the cuckold. So here’s Kate Hudson in LA yesterday, bundled up in a tweed coat and boots, holding but not wearing (at least not on camera) a stylish green hat. She’ By Lainey • Nov 05, 2008 04:11 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Centrefold Britney’s Circus album cover was released on Friday while we were catching the ferry. Aside from the superfans, the consensus has been that the photoshopping is highly underwhelming. Don’t mind the cheesy cheap feel but what’s unsettling about it, for me at least, is that the gauzy, By Lainey • Nov 03, 2008 01:29 am
Justin Timberlake Tom & Will declare themselves…and whisper together It’s the 2nd PSA following the highly successful Don’t Vote video. And there are a few hidden gems. Look for Tom Cruise and Will Smith whispering together looking awfully comfortable doing it. Tom also tries to be sarcastic. In the end he ends up the way he always By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 07:26 am
Famewhores That’s all? That’s all she’s got? That’s all she brought? No one cared about Easy Virtue at TIFF. Like seriously, it came and went and received rather tepid reviews and Shelf Ass had to restrategise. Next thing you know, she and Pipsqueak are photographed every f-cking day on holiday By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 03:37 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s definition of Everything There are maybe, like, two of you still sitting on the fence about Shelf Ass Jessica Biel’s insatiable appetite for fame and the increasingly embarrassing, not to mention ruthless, ways she’s attempting to achieve it. If this applies to you, I predict you’ll have changed your mind By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 02:40 am
Justin Timberlake Young, Hot, Single, Friends Manslinger Kate Hudson last night giggling on the carpet with her good friend Liv Tyler – both single, both young, both hot, and clearly ready to party at the Burberry opening in Beverly Hills. Love. After a rough year and some suspicious weight loss too, Liv looks amazing. And healthy. And By Lainey • Oct 21, 2008 05:51 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried tours...with Wade! It’s confirmed…like for sure for sure for sure this time. March 2009 – Britney Spears goes back on tour! And… The choreography? Back to Wade Robson. Remember Wade Robson? It’s a return to Britney at the beginning – as you know, many of Britney’s original moves were designed By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 09:05 am
Douchebags Pip & Shelfy pick and choose Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel showed up at a rally the other day in support of Barack Obama and to promote the youth vote. It’s a good thing, right? Sure. But here’s the question: For a couple so hellbent on “privacy”, a couple that “claims” not to put By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 03:04 am
Famewhores What would have happened otherwise? Not to be mean but… Who’s Beverley Mitchell? Yes… she’s the girl from 7th Heaven. But again…who? And if Jessica Biel wasn’t such a famewhore, would you care about her wedding pictures? Would anyone have cared if not for Pip and Shelfy? Please. One day no By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 09:43 am
Famewhores Shelfy hates her family As you know, Shelfy’s been relentless on the wedding campaign, leaking to People.com about a visit to a jewellery store with the Pip during their Roman vacation and planting biweekly items in the tabloids about his imminent proposal. Problem is… Her family doesn’t famewhore. Or at least By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 03:49 am
Douchebags Shelfy’s Best Work Jessica Biel… she’s like the Tiger Woods of famewhorage, you know? Shelfy keeps outdoing herself. Predicable yes, but nonetheless, the sheer shamelessness of her constant campaigns is impressive. And the latest is the best yet. Because it covers so many angles. 1. You’ll recall, a couple of weeks By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 08:05 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s Roman photo album They were just in Boston, then it was off to Italy, somehow those clever paps were able to find them in Rome, and they were photographed today seeing the sights with what looks like a tour guide and a bodyguard. Pretty pictures, non? Perfect for Shelfy’s growing paparazzi personal By Lainey • Sep 24, 2008 07:45 am
Jessica Biel Pipsqueak mows the lawn Sort of. The Golf Channel will be airing the Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open on the PGA TOUR and to promote the tournament, Pippy has filmed an ad demonstrating his passion for the game and his commitment to making his first event a huge success. Of course he By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 10:36 am
Famewhores Shelfy can’t contain it Shelf Ass Jessica Biel could barely contain her satisfaction last night leaving Southern Hospitality hand in hand with JT as photographers snapped away. Her smug expression says it all non? She probably had to work hard for this one… word is, Pip has been decidedly unaccommodating about the famewhoring recently. By Lainey • Sep 11, 2008 03:23 am
Music Get back to this If only Pip could open his mouth and just… sing. Not talk but sing. No douchery, no ego, no assy whiny bitch. Sing. Period. That’s all. Because he truly is an amazing performer. Mesmerising on stage, his growth as an entertainer has been impressive. Which makes those silly rumours By Lainey • Sep 10, 2008 08:50 am
Douchebags Now he’s Christopher Nolan Or David Fincher. Pipsqueak the director. Pippy… please! Shut up and sing! Shut up and dance! But now he’s directing. A series of ads for William Rast – Justin Timberlake wrote and directed and composed the score for the vignettes, the first three of which have been posted to the By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 04:44 am
