Jessica Biel Justin Timberlake at the BAFTAs He wasn’t there in person, but he was certainly there in spirit. Otherwise, how do you explain Shelf Ass’s invitation??? Here she is – the very blonde Jessica Biel at a pre-BAFTA party the night before and at the BAFTAs proper Sunday night, somehow invited to attend thanks to By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Jessica Biel Pippy’s New Movie Sweet Xenu… is there no such thing as an audition anymore??? That Justin Timberlake is an accomplished and talented musician is undisputed. Because although Pipsqueak’s balls may not have dropped, he can certainly sing. And dance. And write. And produce. All at the same time. But an actor he By Lainey • Feb 08, 2008 04:57 am
Britney Spears Britney, Justin’s Finger, and Rolling Stone Somehow Britney escaped from the psych ward yesterday – apparently a lawyer overruled the medical recommendation and let her go. As you probably know, she tore off immediately for Adnan and the paps. Why her parents were not holding vigil outside that hospital door, why Lynne wasn’t handcuffed to her By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 07:00 pm
Jessica Biel Justin’s Vanity Fair cover Pip isn’t on the cover of Vanity Fair…in person, that is. But he is very much on the cover in spirit. In fact, you can practically hear him singing on the cover in spirit. Because Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake is the ONLY reason why Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has By Lainey • Feb 05, 2008 02:12 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Blender This cover makes my life. The Mickey Mouse ashtray, the Red Bull, the reference to her underwear, and a clarification from the editors that reads: This cover image is a composite photo. Britney did not pose for the picture. That, sadly, is not her body. Snort. It’s the “sadly” By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 07:24 am
Jessica Biel Shelfy Summons… Pippy Comes Runnin’! Shocker! While Jessica Biel and her Shelf Ass have been in England massacring a movie with her bad accent, her Pipsqueak beau has been left to his own devices and seen partying solo and fighting temptation in LA. Rumours surfaced today from New York that he was spotted at Tenjune By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 06:44 am
Jessica Biel Shelfy Comes Home: the Countdown Favourite, favourite smutty story of the day!!! So Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has been in England ruining a new movie. Her Pippy boyfriend meanwhile is hanging back in LA – the other night he hit up Villa and arrived within minutes of Kate Hudson and left within minutes of her too! By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 08:16 am
Jessica Biel Pip without Shelfy…and Soul Glo? JT showed up at Villa at the weekend without his Shelf Ass who is said to be shooting a new movie in England. Wonder if his partying solo will make Shelfy insecure? No doubt she’ll be back in LA for a new convenient photo op as soon as she By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 02:22 am
Jessica Biel Cheating on Shelf Ass? The New York Daily News supposedly ran a story the other day about Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake hooking up with actress Amanda Seyfried at a bar in NYC last week. Apparently the two shared a drink, seemed cuddly, and left together after only 15 minutes suggesting that Pip might be stepping By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 04:22 am
Cameron Diaz Shelf Ass Eats Fresh Check out Jessica Biel pretending to be annoyed by the paps on a take out excursion to Baja Fresh the other day. Yum. Love Baja Fresh. Please come to Canada! But that Shelf Ass is amazing, non? Perky and protruding even under a sweater, no wonder it’s carrying the By Lainey • Dec 20, 2007 10:41 pm
Cameron Diaz Poorly Played at the Golden Globes: Best of 2007 Great smut but not the best move for Cameron Diaz. At the Golden Globes last January, Pip and Cam had just announced their break up. Both were scheduled to present at the event. And of course Jessica Biel somehow weaseled her way in too. Objective: to snare a Pipsqueak within By Lainey • Dec 18, 2007 11:25 am
Jessica Biel Rise of the Shelf Ass: Worst of 2007 A year ago today, Jessica Biel was nowhere near public recognition. As far as Jessicas are concerned, she fell way behind Alba and Simpson. But by this time last year, Jessica had been pimping her Shelf Ass super hard, making sure to always be seen outside her gym working out By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 03:55 am
Justin Timberlake Prince at the Superbowl: Best of 2007 Prince is lawsuit-happy and maintains a love/hate relationship with his fans which is why there is no link to his Superbowl halftime performance. But I’m sure you remember it. How could you not remember it? That night Prince showed Pip there’s still a long, long way to By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 07:00 pm
Jessica Biel Pip"n"Ass Home for the Holidays Justin Timberlake wrapped up his world tour in Abu Dhabi today which means he’ll likely be headed home for Christmas. Of course this is excellent news for his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Because the paps around the world are certainly not as prolific as the paps in North America By Lainey • Dec 06, 2007 09:57 am
Jessica Biel Pip & The PGA Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake, an avid golfer with supposedly a 6 handicap, will be the 14th (terribly unlucky number) celebrity in Tour history to host a tour event as it’s just been announced that the Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open will go down October 2008, the first of By Lainey • Nov 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Jessica Biel Shelf Ass Ingrate Seriously…the nerve of this bitch. How arrogant is this??? Check out Shelf Ass Biel in LA yesterday turning a camera against the paps, no doubt mounting a ridiculous claim that her privacy is constantly being invaded, hypocritically and literally burning the hand that feeds her. Yes. The paparazzi feeds By Lainey • Nov 09, 2007 06:05 am
