Justin Timberlake Pip’n’ Ass menstruate Pippy and Shelf Ass are apparently on their periods this week, or maybe they just miss each other because after giving up some ooey gooey photos to the paps in LA last week they have since separated as JT kicks off the Australian leg of his world tour, leaving behind By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 08:18 am
Justin Timberlake Justin Timberlake Arguments for: - JT has the Midas Touch. He is uber successful, he sells out everywhere, he is undeniably talented, he is a star and he makes other stars better - successfully made the transition from young star to adult star (sort of). America watched him grow up without falling By Lainey • Oct 25, 2007 03:22 am
Jessica Biel Shelf Ass Suddenly Shy??? Oh please. Coming from a tv girl who would still be living only off of Seventh Heaven residuals if not for the gratuitous pap photos of her ass and clinging fortuitously off of the Justin Pipsqueak, this is hypocrisy at its best. Check out Shelf Ass, coming from or going By Lainey • Oct 24, 2007 09:41 am
Jessica Biel Shelf Ass Produces Amazing what an ass and a Pip can achieve. Jessica Biel is now adding producer to her resumé and has acquired the rights to the film adaptation of the book Die a Little by Megan Abbott about “a schoolteacher whose life is thrown out of whack when her detective brother By Lainey • Oct 24, 2007 03:38 am
Jessica Biel Pip’n’Ass vs Sappho Just three days after a photo emerged of Jessica Biel getting her Shelf Ass groped by a girlfriend at the Packer game and two days after the National Enquirer reported a total bullsh-t story that she and Pip had broken up, the two went out for lunch in Brentwood yesterday By Lainey • Oct 21, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears His Ego, Her Libido How sad is it that when Lance Bass writes a book, the only parts people care about are the ones involving Justin and Britney? SAD. So Lance’s memoir is called Out of Sync – lame!!! Us Weekly has excerpted a section that has nothing to do with Lance but everything By Lainey • Oct 10, 2007 06:21 am
Justin Timberlake Scarlett Quiver With Scarlett Johansson – I totally would. Maybe even a permanent switch. Look at her. The girl is literally mouthwatering. And much too much woman for little Pip. No wonder JT couldn’t hold Scarjo. Here’s Scarlett on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Elle By Lainey • Oct 10, 2007 03:29 am
Jessica Biel Pip’n’Ass Eat Cheese Just a week after Cameron Diaz and her new beau Bradley Cooper make an appearance on the sidelines in NY during a Giants game, Pip and his Shelf Ass do the same in Green Bay. Coincidence or conspiracy??? Here they are – Justin and Jessica at the weekend, taking a break By Lainey • Oct 09, 2007 04:29 am
Jessica Biel Pip’n’Ass Eat Ice Just a quick update on my friends from earlier, the same ones who lost their sh-t after seeing JT and his Shelf Ass at Eggstacy a few hours ago. In their giggling hysteria, they forgot to mention that the two seemed like “a normal couple” with no bodyguards in sight. By Lainey • Oct 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Shelf Ass Superhero? Jessica Biel’s publicist really needs to write a book. Or teach a course. Or start up her own agency. Because what she’s done with a Shelf Ass is nothing short of extraordinary. From collaborating with the paps during work outs OUTSIDE the gym, and beach visits baring her By Lainey • Sep 25, 2007 05:58 am
Jessica Biel One Ass, One Dog Here’s Shelf Ass walking her dog outside the Staples Centre the other day while Pip was presumably inside pre-performance. Like she"d ever miss a moment of his show, being his biggest fan, surely she wouldn’t stand to be deprived of even a minute of staring at By Lainey • Sep 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Shelf Ass Meets the Mogul Loving Justin in public continues to open doors for Jessica Biel. Elevated only on the strength of her Shelf Ass and the Pipsqueak association, Jess continues to relentlessly climb the Hollywood ladder and her latest accomplishment is yet another feather in the cap of her brilliant publicist. A meeting with By Lainey • Sep 18, 2007 02:19 am
Britney Spears sh-tting on the Midas Touch Straight up stupid. Genetically stupid. Chicken fried stupid. Britney Spears is so f&cking stupid. Her personal life is a disaster. Her career is a disaster – no understatement there. But then Justin Timberlake and Timbaland come along with a duet – written by Pip, produced by Timbaland, to have been By Lainey • Aug 22, 2007 02:38 am
Jessica Biel Intro for Aug 22, 2007 Dear Gossips, Only a matter of time, see? Kate Moss and Pete Doherty together again. Was there ever really any doubt? As for Britney Spears – she stumbled around with chicken fried greasy fingers and dog poop at a photo shoot for OK Magazine, touching her self absentmindedly and babbling in By Lainey • Aug 22, 2007 02:33 am
Jessica Alba Justin Timberlake and The Love Guru LaineyGossip.com and eTalk exclusive! Have just heard exclusively from a solid source that Justin Timberlake has signed on to Mike Myer’s next film – The Love Guru – to start shooting this fall in Toronto. Pip is acting again! This time a comedy – definitely his strong side, if there is By Lainey • Aug 21, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears No sh-t on the Midas Touch? I say it often – gossip is a buffet…What will you choose? A source close to Britney Spears is refuting today’s report in Page Six that JT and Timbaland were set to record with her when she bailed out last minute. They say Pip would have been too busy By Lainey • Aug 21, 2007 08:00 pm
