Jessica Biel Intro for Aug 21, 2007 Dear Gossips, Am back in Vancouver and just in time. Ten days in my mother’s house nearly killed me. Anyway, Shrek 3 was playing on the flight home. Total waste of time though Pippy’s voice was perfect as the young Prince. Seriously … it’s the speaking voice. But By Lainey • Aug 21, 2007 02:40 am
Jessica Biel Pip & Becks and a little ball drop The dirty perv that I am, I cannot get enough of 50 Cent’s new video for Ayo Technology featuring Justin Timberlake and Timbaland. First of all, the song is an instant groove. Next, those Paris Hilton porn video green light camera shots are embarrassingly hot. Not down with Timberland’ By Lainey • Aug 03, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Biel Shelf Ass Smug Smile Pip and Biel went out the other night – shockingly enough, his finger remained tucked away, as did the litany of profanities prone to come out of his Pipsqueak whenever he’s getting his picture taken. Then of course there’s Jessica – unable to hide her smug smile of satisfaction at By Lainey • Jul 30, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Shelf Ass wants an Oscar Those tv girls are all the same: Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Alba, now Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has joined the chorus of unremarkable actors vying for an Academy Award. Except in this case, Biel says she’s prepared to sacrifice for it, to follow that tried and true formula of uglification By Lainey • Jul 20, 2007 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Entrepreneurial Pip in NYC Justin Timberlake yesterday in NYC for the opening of his restaurant Southern Hospitality. As you can see, Pipsqueak is grumpy per usual until it counts – on the carpet, while he’s selling, Pip brings his game. And his family too. Mom and grandpa showed up with other family members to By Lainey • Jul 19, 2007 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Dating Up Much of a prick as he is, Justin Timberlake, in terms of talent and prestige, was certainly a tough act to follow. Pip is super A list, absolutely. But after a brief dalliance with that mindfreak loser, Cam like Gisele is finally dating up, hopefully recognising her own super elite By Lainey • Jul 11, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Biel Little Pip is a Dick At least according to the Swedes. Ego tripping wanker with an over-inflated sense of entitlement and a hypocrite too – that is Justin Timberlake. According to locals, when he and his Shelf Ass were in Goteborg, he was rude to fans calling out for him at his hotel, shouting out “Are By Lainey • Jun 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Booty Call 101: Clooney vs Pip After gallivanting with Cam at her best across Europe last week, Justin Timberlake evidently needed a booty call. Enter Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Problem is, he was just quoted in a tabloid calling her clingy. And her publicist probably didn’t appreciate that. Which is probably why the Pip sent By Lainey • Jun 18, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Look Out Shelf Ass It’s an evil thing we girls do…especially if we’re the ex. At one point or another, we all have…and don’t lie. Two weeks ago, an item somehow found its way into People Magazine – something about Justin Timberlake being totally in love with Jessica Biel, likely By Lainey • Jun 12, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Cam D: Laughing off Biel Jessica Biel, the girl with the brilliant publicist, the girl who has somehow landed on the It List solely by virtue of a really toned body and dating Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel is now trying to leverage more fame by going toe to toe with the Ex…yet another example By Lainey • May 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Janet Jackson Not Rachel Stevens Many of you emailed yesterday, noting that the girl with Justin Timberlake in the UK looked more like Rachel Stevens than Jessica Biel, as identified by British gossips. Have a look - more photos attached, the face is still not clear but that shelf ass is unmistakable, gossips…it’s By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Fighting Her Place Jessica Biel, somehow making it onto the cover of Elle this month, dishing on her career – again, like a broken record, yet another tv girl wanting to be more. When will they ever stop? There’s a difference, you know? Between knowing your place and fighting your place. Jessica Biel By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Good Form Justin Timberlake in Scotland trying to get out of a bunker. Not an easy shot with an uphill lie like that but it coulda been worse. It coulda been right up against that lip, which is what happened to me on Tuesday when I took a f&cking 9 By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Who Used a Straight Iron? Cameron Diaz, Scarlett Johansson, Lindsay Lohan… I can’t understand it. I can’t understand, I will never understand, why or how Jared Leto quiverates anyone. First of all, he’s a douche. Second, he’s a douche with a bad attitude. Third, he’s a douche with a bad By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Of Course Jessica Biel goes to the gym, stretches outside – photographers present. Jessica Biel walking her dog – photographers present. Jessica Biel going to church – photographers present. Jessica Biel attending an event for Barack Obama – OF COURSE photographers were present! And she looked great, didn’t she? Textbook “subtle” famewhoring – girl has put By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore Overrated goes to Letterman Jessica Biel yesterday in NYC, presumably to promote Next starring Nicolas Cage, which looks like every other movie he’s made in the last 5 years. So does she look good? Well of course she looks good. Because that’s actually all she does. With a crazy shelf ass of By Lainey • Apr 17, 2007 08:00 am
