Justin Timberlake A-List at the Globes Well…they’re always A-list, really. But for some reason, this year feels even more so. Continuing with custom, Felicity Huffman and Reese Witherspoon will return as presenters, joined by Reese’s fellow Tennessee native Justin Timberlake – quite the honour for Little Pip who wants to grow up and be By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
Ben Affleck Pipsqueak’s D!ck in a Box Steve Martin, Tom Hanks, Alec Baldwin, Christopher Walken, Ben Affleck– a few members of an exclusive club of repeat hosts on Saturday Night Live so popular with audiences and with Lorne Michaels that they are always welcome back and they always come back, year after year, for many years, to By Lainey • Dec 18, 2006 07:00 am
Justin Timberlake The Daily Pipsqueak: Patrick Dempsey As you know, I"m a Burke girl. Not only am I a Burke girl, I am also rather indifferent to McDreamy…especially since in real life Patrick Dempsey is kinda awkward, like uncomfortable, make-you-squirm-in-your-seat-because-he"s-so-awkward, awkward. If you don"t believe me, YouTube his interview with By Lainey • Oct 18, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Kfed Jr: Miracle Worker Sweet Goddess…turns out uninterrupted pregnancy can actually make the fugly just ugly. Is it the flu coming on or is my favourite homewrecker actually getting cute? Tori and her husband showed up at an event in NYC last night after several days in Toronto spreading news of Junior" By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Leo in Details Speaking of Gisele, here"s Leo in Details, on promo just in time for The Departed. Not a huge fan, never taken with the Titanic wave, like Justin Timberlake, always a bit of a pipsqueak, although I do admire how he"s been able to parlay the teenybop By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Dear Gwyneth: what friends are for I frequently contend that much of the ridiculous that "TRANSPIRES" in Hollywood can be attributed to the fact that these people are desperately lacking in genuine friendship, with a loosely formulated theory still in its infancy that supposes that the more famous the celebrity, the less authenticity exists By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Pipsqueak & the ball drop A manly man new album and a campaign to erase the boyband era - it"s the Hollywood equivalent of a testosterone shot to finally lower those adolescent balls and in Justin Timberlake"s case to get rid of that pipsqueak once and for all. Too bad his By Lainey • Sep 20, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake JT: Pipsqueak whines his balls off Oh for the love of the manly man, give me a frickin’ break. Check out Justin Timberlake on the cover of the latest Rolling Stone doing his best to convince us the Goddess finally untied the jewels. And while his look does nothing for my own loins, I can appreciate By Lainey • Sep 07, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Worst Grandpa: Justin Timberlake SexyBack? More like boring as f&ck. I mean, I understand the need to go band to boy to man and I know that pipsqueak squeak is like an albatross around his jock and I know the pop transition, to be taken seriously, to be looked upon as a By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Teen Choice 2006: Best & Worst I have to tell you…I was worried. I was worried that Kevin would actually be good. I was worried that I’d have to be objective and grudgingly write my approval. Like the time Paris Hilton came out with a decent, cute, vocally engineered song and we all had By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Lilo like Mama Not that there was still any doubt but is there any wonder why my Lilo is a boozing, spreading, snorting mess? For me it"s not the messy room or the hooch presumably thrown back straight up like every casual underage drinker… that"s not what will ultimately By Lainey • Aug 17, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake The FutureSex of Justin Timberlake Does this mean he"s turning his back on Rock Your Body and the disco video? According to Popbytes, this is the new album cover. Me? Not feeling the skinny legs. Because although I"m all for long and lanky, it"s been a summer of football By Lainey • Aug 09, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Kevin Federline: Hollywood NF Necrotising Fasciitis. Otherwise known as flesh eating disease. And since the viral market has already been cornered by Paris Hilton"s Hollywood Ebola, it"s only right that Kfed lays claim to bacterial infections, seeing as his peculiar brand of degenerate filth has already irreversibly altered the pop By Lainey • Aug 03, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake JT SexyStyle To tell you the truth, I don’t care for the SexyBack. If I wanted warbled singing, I’d throw in some Love After Love, you know what I mean? Having said that, I am all over Pipsqueak’s attempt at dressing up adult. The silk neck scarf thing is By Lainey • Jul 10, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Most Missed: Justin Timberlake It’s been so long I forgot what it was like to see JT on a red carpet. And seeing him last night, I realised how much I missed him. Sexy non? Even better that he didn’t drag his dog along with him. Oh wait. I forgot. She’s By Lainey • Jun 04, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake From Roxanne: on Leo D I loved your comment about Leo becoming a real man and his love for Gisele. Wow. It seemed like they really were so much in love. But, If they were so in love, why did Gisele dump him? What are your comments on the break-up? I would love to hear By Lainey • Mar 13, 2006 07:00 am
