Ugly Courtside no makeup Kate Hudson with her gorgeous brother Oliver at the Laker games last night and not a trace of makeup. Compare and contrast with that mutt-faced Tori Spelling and her golddigging loser of a husband Kevin Federline Jr. Her blush looks like a f-ckin’ bruise! So Kate looks clammy and flu-stricken By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 04:14 am
Assy Style ManSlinger: assy in Milan Kate Hudson also at the Extreme Beauty in Vogue event last night wearing some kind of assy sh-t sure to inspire universal hate. Like Liberace got his wish and came back as a woman… WTF? As for the hotness beside her – settle down… It’s her brother Wyatt. He plays/ By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 03:47 am
Kate Hudson Photo Assumption: Isla Fisher In New York last night at the premiere of Confessions of a Shopaholic, oh lawd. Also popped in for a quick visit with Letterman. But Isla Fisher seemed to be missing her sparkle. Ready to play our favourite game? Photo Assumption! Drawing conclusions based on nothing but photos, zero hard By Lainey • Feb 06, 2009 02:13 am
BFFs Flirting is selling Whatever works, right? Kate Hudson turned it on in Rome at the photo call for Bride Wars. Check her out, playing to the camera – Kate’s always been a cocktease but lately it’s been extra amped. Maybe because she knows Bride Wars is extra dumbass. As we know though, By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 12:44 am
Anne Hathaway Brides and red lips Hathaway and Hudson in Germany today to promote their epic fail Bride Wars, a film so sh-t even the chick flick fans, never the most discerning moviegoers, could barely be motivated to Woo Girl! their way to the cinema. But Annie and Kate are nothing if not professionals. Promotion is By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 03:44 am
Hook Ups Manslinger finds a keeper? I reported yesterday that contrary to dumbass rumours that Kate Hudson was manslinging ARod on the sly, she had actually hooked up with Adam Scott in Hawaii. Check it – first photo, Kate and Adam on the beach. See? Waaaaay better than Alex Rodriguez. Like, it’s not even the same By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 03:01 am
Hook Ups Manslinger back to athletes I tingled to this article earlier about Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez. Ew. Like I said with Madonna, there’s nothing about that whiny bitch that says he must be mounted. Adam Scott on the other hand… Oh la. Manslinger was in Hawaii this weekend as was Scott for the By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 07:27 am
Girly Throw Downs The People’s Manslinger vs AssTalk Kate Hudson vs Katherine Heigl. KH vs KH Hudson at one point owned the market on dumbass chick flicks. As you know, she keeps making the same one over and over again. But Katherine Heigl invaded her territory last year with 27 Dresses. And succeeded. And then Kate told some By Lainey • Jan 08, 2009 02:04 am
Anne Hathaway Anne Hathaway’s Norbit Anne at the Palm Springs Film Festival last night more gussied up than she was on Monday at the Bride Wars premiere but still in black, and serious, and elegant, and very not frivolous despite the exceedingly frivolous and insipid and dumbassness of her new film opening this weekend Bride By Lainey • Jan 07, 2009 03:13 am
Assy Style Bride Ass Overdresed Kate Hudson was everywhere yesterday in New York, hitting up the talk show circuit and also the red carpet for Bride Wars. First at Letterman in a green sparkly thing and who cares about the dress when there’s an ass to be had? Manslinger has an ass. Damn that By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 02:00 am
Douchebags Worst of 2008: Princess AssTalk’s asstalking “I am truly grateful for the honor that the Academy bestowed upon me last year. I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the Academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention. By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 02:21 pm
Best of 2008 Best of 2008: Kate’s Red Bikini Remember when Kate Hudson ate a burger and wore a baby doll dress and all of you bumpwatch obsessed thought she was pregnant? Then came the bikini. The red bikini in Miami in March, leaving no doubt whatsoever that Kate was not expecting. Ugh. Why do we have to keep By Lainey • Dec 19, 2008 02:58 am
Kate Hudson Pre-holiday with dad It’s well known that Kate Hudson has a strained relationship with her father Bill Hudson. She makes a point of calling Kurt Russell the real pa in her life. Apparently the two are mending fences. Here’s Kate in London the other night at the wrap party for Nine. By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 05:14 am
BFFs Manslinger in Miami Kate Hudson was also at the Fountainebleau opening in Miami. Kate’s been hard at work all fall in London – as you can see, her manslinger’s is itching to get out. Ugh. Hate that colour. While inside, in between flirting and assessing which boy she’d bring home that By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 02:12 am
Jessica Biel Beware the itchy green hat Longtime readers of this blog are familiar – my people have a thing about green hats: the sign of the cuckold. So here’s Kate Hudson in LA yesterday, bundled up in a tweed coat and boots, holding but not wearing (at least not on camera) a stylish green hat. She’ By Lainey • Nov 05, 2008 04:11 am
Justin Timberlake Young, Hot, Single, Friends Manslinger Kate Hudson last night giggling on the carpet with her good friend Liv Tyler – both single, both young, both hot, and clearly ready to party at the Burberry opening in Beverly Hills. Love. After a rough year and some suspicious weight loss too, Liv looks amazing. And healthy. And By Lainey • Oct 21, 2008 05:51 am