Kate Moss How Kate Sells Out Three photos chronicling Kate Moss’s day for Topshop during which over 2,000 queued for hours for the right to own her “designs”. Others scrambled online – ahem. Am now waiting for the Wet Look Halter Dress and the Sequin Shoulder Tee… you likey? Sorry, I digress. Back to Kate. By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Moss Kate Moss a critical flop? According to fashion critics, Kate’s designs for Topshop suck ass, with a senior staffer at Barney’s calling her “a working class slag from a crap town” and dismissing her clothes as cheap imitations of items she’s worn in the past created by “real” style mavericks. So is By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Moss Madonna to Malawi, Madonna & Grace? She’s headed back to Malawi – official reason is because she is “overseeing the building of a children"s health care center” but gossip is already swirling about her intentions to adopt another child. This time a 3 year old girl called Grace. Funny that. Isn’t the newly By Lainey • Apr 13, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Moss The Real Kate Moss? I love Simon Cowell. He’s a nasty bitch but his candor is endlessly entertaining. And seriously…what’s so enjoyable about someone who says nice things about all people all the time? Simon is Simon because he’s mean but also because you thought it too. Same goes for By Lainey • Mar 27, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Moss Kate Moss: Hanging on to Pete At the NME Awards yesterday, she was scheduled to present but left early instead after Pete was spotted tucking a spoon into his sleeve, prompting security to question him about drug use. Huge fight ensued, she laid into him for embarrassing her, some people say she was sauced as well, By Lainey • Mar 02, 2007 07:00 am
Kate Moss Saggy Ass Revealed! You thought Tori Spelling and Tara Reid, even Paris Hilton, but not surprisingly, no one guessed Kate Moss. Model perfection is so deceiving, non? And look - I’d trade my lumpy butt and every other body part for every one of hers any day, but still…it’s a By Lainey • Jan 05, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John The Daily DumbAss: Kate Moss Married According to the UK Daily Mail, an intimate New Year’s Day celebration in Phuket, she wore white Galliano, he wore black linen and a signature hat, and while the tabloid has not been able to confirm (at press time) whether or not the proceedings were legally binding, the presence By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Kate Moss Gwyneth…then Eva I’m sorry…I can’t help it. While most of you are salivating for the new Bond – very deserving – I’m now full on obsessed with Eva Green. The red lips, the light lips, the dark eyes, the vamp, the English accent, she speaks French too – super fluent, fantastic By Lainey • Nov 28, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Moss Lilo OD? The National Enquirer is owning the smut landscape these days, non? A new explosive report in their latest issue: Lindsay Lohan overdosed on coke and pills at the Chateau Marmont on November 12, her friend found her unconscious, called a doctor who discovered large quantities of blow and prescription drugs By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Moss AMA Worst Hair: Carrie Underwood So I know she’s of a certain genre, that we shouldn’t necessarily hold every genre to the standards of Kate Moss. I totally get that. Which is why I won’t bother with the on-stage ensemble, the dress and shorts combination – I’ll just chalk that one up By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Moss Junkie Pete Rises Again – Kate Better with Leo? Shocker! Pete Doherty stopped by police and crack was found in his car, which naturally means he’s using again, and please…save it with the “just because it’s in his car doesn’t mean he’s using” excuse. A person with his history of addiction doesn’t get By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Moss About Daniel Craig Many of you are excited about the new Bond, Daniel Craig. And rightly so. Jolie laide – ugly sexy – is that what you call it? I’m all over it gossips. Just like many of you are all over Clive Owen who would also have made a great 007 but the By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Love Hewitt My Gwyneth & The Prince An uppercrust evening of philanthropy and doesn’t my snotty favourite fit right in? Kind of reminds me – those rumours a few years ago, just before Chris, that she was dating Spanish Crown Prince Felipe…I was never able to get anything confirmed or otherwise on that situation, although she By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Moss Lindsay Lohan: clean for Bobby Mathematically speaking , Lindsay Lohan won’t win an Oscar until she’s 35 but I do applaud the singleminded determination with which she’s approached the task. Who wants an Oscar more than Lilo? Who talks about winning an Oscar more than Lilo? Who else is this desperate for Oscar? By Lainey • Nov 02, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Moss Kate Hates Heather, Everybody Hates Heather In a scathing article today in the London Sun, it has been reported that Kate Moss has offerred to defend the McCartney family if necessary against Heather Mills"s ludicrous claims of abuse. Kate apparently called the allegations utter bullsh-t and described Heather as a "f-cking gazelle" By Lainey • Oct 25, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Moss Kate sings, Kate pregnant? F*ck I hope not. Here"s Kate Moss on stage with Pete Doherty at the weekend, looking a mess and covered with white wine, ciggie in hand as usual, even though some relative of his has conveniently revealed to the UK Sunday Mirror that she"s pregnant. By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
