LifestyleArticle When Heigl's in red on a red carpet As noted many times before, I am no fan of the red dress. Something about Heigl in a red dress makes it even more annoying. It's such an obvious look too: tall blonde with short hair wears red gown on red carpet. Are you growing that out? It& By Lainey • Jan 25, 2012 10:06 am
Katherine Heigl Heigling So you read this headline, right? That Katherine Heigl ‘would love’ to go back to Grey’s Anatomy? It’s become a bit of a sport to bash Heigl for things she says in the press, so let’s take this one apart a bit. The Generous Angle Katherine Heigl By Duana • Jan 19, 2012 01:13 pm
Assy Style Worst of 2011: Cowgirl Heigl Remember this? No? Well them I’m sorry for reminding you. Because as I said that the time, some things you can’t UNsee. And this is an outfit you want to unsee. You can always count on Katherine Heigl to put on some f-cked up sh-t but this time, By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 06:52 pm
Assy Hair Worst of 2011: Elisabeth Moss’s Emmy hair If you can believe it, Katherine Heigl’s wasn’t the worst hair of the year. Almost... But then Elisabeth Moss took the Heigl and amplified the sh-tness of it. And this is what she gave us. Why don’t you take a minute, let the horror wash over you. By Lainey • Dec 09, 2011 01:26 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews The Heigl-Kutcher-Duhamel Katherine Heigl’s movies, you know, they’re not exactly rivalling Christopher Nolan’s. Same goes for Ashton Kutcher. And when those two collaborated, we ended up with Killers, maybe one of the worst pieces of sh-t movies of the last 20 years, slightly worse than another piece of sh-t By Lainey • Dec 06, 2011 12:27 pm
Katherine Heigl She wasn’t the worst...and her breasts Katherine Heigl presented at the American Music Awards last night. And while Heigl can normally be counted on to look the worst on these occasions, surprisingly, she wasn’t. Like, at all. In fact, this may have been one of her better showings. Or am I just getting blinded by By Lainey • Nov 21, 2011 03:16 pm
Assy Style Friends with mom’s friends The other day when I posted about Katherine Heigl - click here for a refresher - I noted that there were no photos of her at the ELLE Women in Hollywood Tribute with any other celebrities and wondered if she has any friends. Even pretend-friends. How weird is it that By Lainey • Oct 21, 2011 12:39 pm
Assy Style You can always count on Katherine Heigl... To look worse than you at a Hollywood event. Again, how does this keep happening??? Katherine Heigl was fresh and gorgeous and not tacky assed and weird-haired the first two seasons of Grey’s Anatomy. I can’t believe it’s the same person. Who showed up last night at By Lainey • Oct 18, 2011 01:41 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Princess Asstalk thrives in January? Knocked Up was a big hit for Katherine Heigl. But that wasn’t her movie. And, as she subsequently noted, she, um, wasn’t proud of that movie anyway. I wonder if she’s proud of any of her movies...? Like, is she proud of Killers??? It was 27 Dresses By Lainey • Sep 21, 2011 08:37 am
Maple Leaf Bad movies people will see More trailer analysis... I don’t actually know how a movie like New Year’s Eve keeps making itself. But now you know why Ashton Kutcher went back to television. Even he couldn’t stand this sh-t anymore. Let’s put the tall guy and the short girl together and By Lainey • Jul 27, 2011 05:54 am
Assy Style Photo Assumption: Heigl’s Husband It’s time to make up baseless assumptions by studying a series of photographs. Let’s play Photo Assumption on Katherine Heigl’s husband’s side-face while out for lunch yesterday with her and her mother. Horror, right? Total HORROR. Imagine – as if Katherine’s goddamn hair isn’t bad By Lainey • May 26, 2011 04:02 am
Assy Style Is This What Was Agreed Upon? Written byDuana Katherine Heigl and her husband had lunch together. It seems like it was a midday break which seems really nice – I’ve never managed to get that balance of a treat in the middle of the day without the rest of the afternoon backsliding into a mass of By Lainey • May 11, 2011 06:50 am
Assy Style What you can’t unsee Before you open up these photos, remember you won’t be able to unsee them. So… proceed carefully. I mean, there’s Jennifer Garner and those goddamn pants, and then there’s Katherine Heigl who spent a lot of time putting this together, on her way to a meeting yesterday, By Lainey • Apr 19, 2011 04:08 am
Assy Style Better in a bad situation We’ve been sh-tting on Katherine Heigl’s hair situation for a while now. Forget about how you feel about her on a bitch level, from a completely objective point of view, that mess is a mess. However… A mess is a sliding scale. And yesterday, as she was photographed By Lainey • Apr 07, 2011 05:43 am
Assy Style Why can’t you get your hair right?!?!? I mean… I just shouted out in anger in the middle of the living room at 12:30am at Duana’s on Saturday night/Sunday morning while writing this because F-CK, why can’t Katherine Heigl ever get her goddamn hair right?!?!? She’s 32. She’s not 62. She’ By Lainey • Mar 14, 2011 03:53 am
Gorgessity Sexy in a puffy coat It’s hard to look sexy in one of these. Even Blake Lively barely manages. But then Sofia Vergara comes along and a puffy coat is suddenly giving you an erection. I know she’s great on Modern Family, but for me, right now, where she’s really taken it By Lainey • Feb 03, 2011 05:09 am
