Style Halle’s replacement Halle Berry had to drop out of New Year’s Eve so she could devote all her energy to taking down her baby father. Her replacement is Katherine Heigl. It’s amazing to me that Heigl wasn’t involved in this from the beginning, that she wasn’t in Valentine’ By Lainey • Feb 02, 2011 07:39 am
Assy Style Princess AssTalk at the CMAs I posted on Twitter last night: ...the f-ck is asstalking Katherine Heigl doing at the CMAs? Maybe she's there to heckle Gwyneth Paltrow. Did you know that AssTalking Heigl has fans? They started tweet yelling at me. Something about the fact that her husband’s brother is a By Lainey • Nov 11, 2010 02:04 am
Assy Style Country B 0 for 8 I counted 8 different outfits last night on Country B. And all of them were ass. Some of them were straight up appalling. Like the one with the cherries attached to the tutu. And the short dark metallic mini that’s so cheap you can see the hem stitches from By Lainey • Nov 11, 2010 01:51 am
Katherine Heigl Again with the mother Katherine Heigl went for lunch yesterday with her mother. Always with the mother. Here’s another one who is rarely seen with girlfriends. I imagine Katie Heigl is one of those “You Should” kind of friends. You should do this, you should do that, I would do this, I would By Lainey • Oct 27, 2010 08:01 am
Media Manipulation Princess Asstalk on “Tone” The Hollywood Reporter is predicting that Katherine Heigl’s Life As We Know It will win the box office this weekend. Naturally the critics are sh-tting on it. But still some seem to think that it can take down The Social Network, a film that’s being called the Citizen By Lainey • Oct 08, 2010 10:05 am
Josh Duhamel Rehabbing Katherine Heigl Life As We Know It opens next week. And she needs it to be a hit. Because Killers was far, far from a hit. Killers was also crucified by critics. So she’s on the sell right now, and she needs to convince people that she’s not really an By Lainey • Oct 01, 2010 06:07 am
Assy Style What is this colour? I’ve never been a fully blonde Asian. So maybe I’m not the best judge of what it is to be fully blonde. But to my non-blonde eye, what Katherine Heigl is working here looks many shades of wrong. Could be the lighting, sure. But there’s something oddly By Lainey • Sep 23, 2010 11:26 am
Movie Reviews and Previews I’d be worried too I haven’t read the Stephanie Plum/Evanovich books. But I’ve heard from many of you who have and you’ve written to say how worried you are that Katherine Heigl is playing Plum in the movie adaptation of One for the Money. Totally relatable. Am suffering the same By Lainey • Jul 16, 2010 04:04 am
Media Manipulation Prince AssTalk Princess AssStyle Goddamn, who is advising Katherine Heigl on her wardrobe for Killers press? Terrible, terrible hair issues. Very, very serious. No one under 60 should be styling it this way. Ever. Heigl is in London tonight at the premiere of Killers which opened in 3rd place last weekend with$15 million By Lainey • Jun 09, 2010 10:30 am
Assy Style Put that away I mean her entire head. Because this is shudderingly hard to look at. It’s Katherine Heigl last night at a screening for her new movie Killers with Ashton Kutcher in LA. Some people were born for dark hair. Like Courteney Cox. Others can’t make it happen. Heigl cannot By Lainey • Jun 02, 2010 06:44 am
Assy Style Katherine Heigl dresses like a polygamist ...the f-ck is she wearing? Here’s the Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk Katherine Heigl last night in New York at the ASPCA Bergh Ball at the Plaza with Isaac Mizrahi. The dark hair, and the horrid makeup, that dress... you know what that dress looks like? Did you ever visit By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 03:26 am
Assy Style Now she’s a Movie Girl Entertainment Weekly landed an exclusive with Katherine Heigl as the Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk confirmed that she and Seattle Grace have officially broken up. Heigl is done on Grey’s Anatomy and she told Ausiello that this is how it went down: “I went on my family leave and spent By Lainey • Mar 25, 2010 07:47 am
Assy Style Why didn’t she blame the designer? Katherine Heigl was in Vegas last night at ShoWest, first appearing at the Warner Bros presentation for upcoming releases and then to receive her award as Female Star of the Year. I like her with black hair. The extensions aren’t too bad either. She looks good. She does not By Lainey • Mar 19, 2010 05:25 am
Dumbass They won’t miss Izzie News broke last week that Katherine Heigl, who’s been trying to pout and diva her way off Grey’s Anatomy for three years now, has finally been granted her demand. Ever the professional, the Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk was supposed to return to work on March 1 after a By Lainey • Mar 15, 2010 04:35 am
Girlcrushes Tina Tonight You ready? 30 Rock is back. Tonight. Tina was at Letterman last night to promote the season premiere, charming and adorable as usual. But not as popular as she should be. I’m sure you’ve heard about the Forbes List? The top earners on prime time TV? Tyra Banks By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 04:28 am
Girly Throw Downs Seth Rogen calls out Princess AssTalk Love him. Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow are currently promoting Funny People. Seth was on Howard Stern this morning and was asked about working with Katherine Heigl. Let’s backtrack because I received an email today from Natasha W who told me I was too harsh for calling Heigl a By Lainey • Jul 30, 2009 09:46 am
