Katherine Heigl Princess AssTalk gets shut out There were several unforgivable omissions this morning when the Emmy nominations were announced. But there was also one very, very, VERY satisfying one. Remember last year the Crown Princess of AssTalk Katherine Heigl made headlines because she was all like I’m withdrawing from Emmy consideration because the writers suck By Lainey • Jul 16, 2009 04:03 am
Patrick Dempsey Wedding = Ratings? What is it with the MiniVan Majority and its obsession with weddings and babies? They can’t resist either. Here are photos of the cast of Grey’s Anatomy shooting a mystery wedding scene today for the end of season. Get out your hankies! Ghost boyfriends, brain tumours, proposals, and By Lainey • Apr 15, 2009 12:12 pm
Girly Throw Downs Beyonce > Posh AND AssTalk There was a rumour circulating a while ago that the Crown Princess of AssTalk Katherine Heigl had landed the April cover of Vogue. Needless to say, Anna Wintour said no. At least not this month. April belongs not to AssTalk and also not to Concrete Tits. Posh only has 8 By Lainey • Mar 17, 2009 11:00 am
Dumbass Princess AssTalk = Clooney? Bitch… please. As if. I don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy anymore because Denny died. Like 3 years ago. But Denny won’t go away. Ugh. SPOILER ALERT – For those of you who are still gnashing your teeth through the sh-t at Seattle Grace however you’re probably aware that By Lainey • Mar 10, 2009 03:48 am
Girly Throw Downs Princess AssTalk > Posh? First Blake Lively, now the ungrateful Princess of AssTalk herself Katherine Heigl??? According to Fashionista.com, Victoria Beckham has once again lost out to a tv girl: Katherine Heigl is rumoured to grace the magazine’s April issue. Vogue will not confirm but it does make sense. Heigl’s new By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 01:10 am
BFFs Always with mom That asstalking ingrate Katherine Heigl was not at the Globes on Sunday. Unlike previous years, Grey’s was not represented at the show because, well, it sucks. The second half of 2008 was very, very quiet for Heigl. After shooting off her mouth about her writers’ undeserving plotline, she smartly By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 02:17 am
Girly Throw Downs The People’s Manslinger vs AssTalk Kate Hudson vs Katherine Heigl. KH vs KH Hudson at one point owned the market on dumbass chick flicks. As you know, she keeps making the same one over and over again. But Katherine Heigl invaded her territory last year with 27 Dresses. And succeeded. And then Kate told some By Lainey • Jan 08, 2009 02:04 am
Douchebags Worst of 2008: Princess AssTalk’s asstalking “I am truly grateful for the honor that the Academy bestowed upon me last year. I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the Academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention. By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 02:21 pm
Katherine Heigl TV Girl helps TV Girl The Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk can afford to be generous. Because in just two short years Katherine Heigl has managed to claw her way to a top 5 ranking among actresses, just behind the Jolie, Julia, Reese, and Cam. She did what few have done – not even Rachel Green. Katie By Lainey • Dec 12, 2008 01:54 am
Katherine Heigl Later O’Malley Ausiello is reporting exclusively that TR Knight has asked ABC to release him from Grey’s Anatomy. Why? Because the show sucks sh-t. Right now TR remains dutifully employed but has been unhappy with his storyline for some time. Creatively stymied and, frankly, understanding that his character is clearly tapped By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 06:34 am
Emmy Awards 2008 Best Emmy AssTalk up the ass: Conan O’Brien Katherine Heigl didn’t show but he called out the ungrateful Princess of Asstalk for the ungrateful asstalker she is: “At this point I had planned on doing a few more jokes…but Katherine Heigl told me she didn’t think my material was Emmy-worthy.” Love, love, love. Photo from By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 02:59 am
Katherine Heigl AssTalk at the Emmys? She's been pretty low profile lately, Katherine Heigl. Since sh-tting on the writers at Grey's Anatomy and pulling out of Emmy contention claiming the material was undeserving - a move that seriously backfired - the ungrateful Princess of AssTalk has quietly moved under the radar, dutifully By Lainey • Sep 19, 2008 04:32 am
Famewhores Crown Princess of AssTalk sugarcoated for the Mini Shonda Rhimes was asked to address the Katherine Heigl situation during the ABC TCA session yesterday. "When I was told about it, my reaction was surprised. I have a really wonderful working relationship with Katherine. Everybody knows Izzie is one off my favorite characters." But journalists and critics By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 02:19 am
Douchebags Princess AssTalk gets a tumour! Katherine Heigl is an ungrateful bitch. And Shonda Rhimes is going to punish her. Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? Following her asstalking remarks a few weeks ago about withdrawing her Emmy nomination because in her estimation the Grey’s Anatomy writers didn’t deserve one, Katie By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 07:24 am
Douchebags The Ingrate: A History The Princess of AssTalk wants off Grey’s Anatomy which is why she mouthed off a couple of weeks ago about the weakness of the writing, hiding her ulterior motives behind a pathetic attempt at “honour” to fleece the MiniVan Majority. You will note…People Magazine has still not reported By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 02:46 am
Dumbass Ingrate Goes on Holiday The most ungrateful bitch in television packed up with her husband and headed for holiday in Cancun yesterday wearing her MiniVan Majority hairstyle and those unflattering white jeans. As you know, the Princess of AssTalk angered many last week when she publicly announced she’d withdrawn from Emmy nomination because By Lainey • Jun 16, 2008 03:56 am
