Fontrum A new Fontrum world record New visitors to the site keep asking me about Fontrum. Click here for the Urban Dictionary definition. Fontrum is occurring with more frequency. Because people these days have no f-cking shame. See reality television. And then there’s Tom Cruise and Robo. Every time they love each publicly it’s By Lainey • May 05, 2010 08:46 am
Katie Holmes Tom & Katie front and centre At the Laker game on Friday sitting beside Jeffrey Katzenberg. Tom was also Katzenberg’s guest last May during the playoffs. Keeping up good relations. Speaking of seeing exes, Penelope Cruz and Javier Barden were at that game too, seated in a much less prominent section. If there was a By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 03:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Xenu fertility For the rest of the world, most of the time, babies are conceived when two people get together and have sex. On occasion, when that isn’t successful, science is involved. These procedures however do not include purging aliens from our reproductive tracts. Unless of course you’re a member By Lainey • Mar 01, 2010 05:13 am
Assy Style Tall Girl Body I am a short person. I also have stubby legs. The combination makes for some tricky wardrobe issues. So I know about short people dressing problems. Always wanting to be taller, I never thought about tall people dressing problems. Didn’t think they existed. But Katie Holmes keeps proving it By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 02:35 am
Assy Style Still designing Oh lawd, why? Katie Holmes is in New York. They say she’s there to scout for meeting for her label Holmes & Yang and to scout for material for the new line. Just did a quick google, this was the closest I came to actually looking at the items By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 07:00 am
Hook Ups Cammie & the Fraud? CAA always has a huge party every Superbowl weekend. Needing to give his career a boost, Tom Cruise and Robo Katie Holmes showed up with his Knight & Day co-star Cameron Diaz to remind us that he’s a big star. ARod was there too. And they posed together for By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 04:13 am
Assy Style Robo’s lumberjack heels Katie Holmes went shopping yesterday on her own … with bodyguards. Wonder what Little Sci is getting from Hermes. Along the way, she ran into a friend and remembered how to smile. Exhausted from all the money spending, Katie hit up the Starbucks for a coffee break. You will note, she’ By Lainey • Dec 24, 2009 02:40 am
Dumbass Worst of 2009: Robo Dance For weeks she was at the dance studio, and the paps were waiting, and the publicists were whipping us all into an anticipatory frenzy – Katie Holmes to perform on So You Think You Can Dance! Then she went to Australia to film a new movie… What? Oh, so it was By Lainey • Dec 23, 2009 05:23 am
Movie Reviews and Previews 2 movie stars in a trailer As you know, Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz have been working on a new movie called Knight & Day. A trailer has just been released. I like their chemistry. And I like the look of it. And while I’m not saying it’ll be the best sh-t ever of By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 04:18 am
Hollywood Closet Tom Cruis: singing meals & jumpy claps I’ve heard some f-cked up civilian dinner stories. Like real people acting like assholes over steak. And what bites my ass so hard is that I’m not allowed to share most of them. You wouldn’t believe the way some people behave. So in that respect, in comparison, By Lainey • Dec 17, 2009 06:51 am
Frauds Robo drinks a beer Cameron Diaz joined Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at the Sevilla vs Glasgow soccer game last night. Katie seemed much more animated than usual, non? Was it the beer? Robo gets smashed? Look at her all touchy feely and tipsy. This will be me tonight too with my Darren at By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 02:39 am
Hollywood Closet Don’t tell him what to do on his bike He’s a big boy on his big bike and he knows better than you. So if you dare question Tom’s manly man knowledge, you’re going to get The Hand. Please. Why try? He knows EVERYTHING. He has studied the History of Bikes. You don’t know the By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 02:12 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Tom’s Spanish family weekend Little Sci loves dressing up in pretty frilly things. Just like Daddy? Little Sci’s advantage is that she gets to do this in public. She and Katie Holmes flew to Sevilla, Spain this weekend to spend time with Tom who’s been busy shooting Knight & Day with Cameron By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 01:43 am
Assy Style Great jacket, messy hair Tom Cruise is off in Europe having the time of his life shooting Knight & Day with Cameron Diaz, riding around on a motorcycle all manly man, waving at his public, grinning widely at the crowds gathering around the set. Meanwhile Katie Holmes flew back to Hollywood this weekend to By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 02:50 am
Twilight Robo in danger! Never mind the wrath of Xenu. Katie Holmes has disrespected Twilight. And the Twi-Hards, well, you know they can f-ck a bitch up. Katie and her friends hit up a New York theatre on Saturday to see New Moon. Instead of memorising every minute of the movie and hanging on By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 01:53 am
Chills Chills Chills Tom & Robo: 3 year rocky start It’s their anniversary today and to celebrate the occasion both Us Weekly and Star Magazine feature the couple on their covers, both publications taking it balls to the wall with suggestions that theirs is a contract marriage fraught with drama. Us reports that there are four more years left By Lainey • Nov 18, 2009 07:04 am
