Bad Style Even her As repeated too many times, my friend Michelle has a thing about sateen. It makes her crazy. Michelle is a tv producer. Sateen looks terrible on television and in photographs. So unflattering. Lumps where there are no lumps. Even Victoria Beckham. Here’s Posh arriving at LAX yesterday surprisingly underdressed By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 05:38 am
B-tch please SAG Robo Why? Katie Holmes presenting Best Actor? Why? Because she’s married to Tom Cruise? Because her Little Sci is Hollywood’s most popular baby? Because the MiniVan Majority wants it to be? Yes, yes, and yes. At the very least then, Katie knew her role. She did not walk the carpet. By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 02:47 am
Gorgessity Not tired off Broadway We were raggin’ on her for looking ragged while running ragged on Broadway. Well she’s wrapped and it’s a brand new Robo! This is Katie Holmes putting together back to back top notch outings with Tom on the Valkyrie Europe tour tonight in London for the UK premiere. By Lainey • Jan 21, 2009 06:05 am
Katie Holmes Airport romance Looks like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes went from the Valkyrie red carpet last night straight to the airport. He was spotted in London arriving very late. Not sure if she went with him but the two appeared to be extra affectionate going through security, hugging and kissing and giggling, By Lainey • Jan 21, 2009 01:54 am
Smutty Surgery GMD Jolie Waxy He’s in Berlin promoting Valkyrie which has grossed almost $80 million domestically so far, already recouping its production budget and therefore NOT a Fail. Much of this success is due to the non stop pimp of his new physique and his accompanying fresh face. A face that looked kinda By Lainey • Jan 20, 2009 06:45 am
Girly Throw Downs Why do I like it? Am trying not to…but I do. The Katie Holmes campaign for Miu Miu. The first image was released yesterday and another was posted on People.com today. According to Miu Miu, Katie “portrays a luminous icon radiating a sense of mystery and theatricality.” Wouldn’t go that far. But By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 09:39 am
Girly Throw Downs It’s on! Holy Moly has the exclusive first look at Katie Holmes’s new ads for Miu Miu…and they happened to leak on the same day that Posh’s Armani shots were released! Coincidence or conspiracy? Oh la. Mrs Beckham will be furious. So furious she might just… Eat something? No. By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 02:52 am
Famewhores Globes Best Friend: Tom Cruise Tom Cruise – he was Mr Popular last night, wasn’t he? Could not WAIT til commercial break, at which point he apparently launched himself up out of his chair in a mad dash to talk to Leo, to Kate, to Steven, to Clint, to anyone who would meet his mother. By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 03:40 am
Katie Holmes As if on cue… It was noted yesterday that Tom Cruise had gone underground despite the surprising opening numbers for Valkyrie. He must have heard our call because he emerged yesterday, bright eyed and big toothed, smiling for the cameras after bowling with Connor and while escorting KatE to work. Tom Cruise currently has By Lainey • Dec 31, 2008 02:28 am
Bad Style After boyfriend jeans… Comes cut off shorts over stirrup leggings. Will it catch on? Check out Katie Holmes leaving her apartment yesterday headed to work on Broadway. As you can see, she’s trying out a new trend, not unlike the whole boyfriend jeans thing from earlier this year which, for many of By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 02:06 am
Chills Chills Chills KatE in control? So Tom Cruise and Robo appear on the cover of T: the NY Times Style Magazine due out on Sunday. Each girl gets her own cover, each was interviewed separately, each gushed sugar rape Rossum styles about their love. But first… Katie Holmes insists she can think for herself: " By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 09:59 am
Famewhores Two families at the circus Or creating one. The Cruises and the Beckhams, in New York together, headed out en masse yesterday for a performance of the Big Apple Circus. The moms KatE and Victoria also went on a carriage ride. It was a busy, active day. So of course Posh strutted around in tight By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 02:18 am
Famewhores Kate, Kate, Kate and Tom watches football It is a new world. A world Tom is not altogether familiar with. These days, the number one movie at the box office is sold at the mall. Many malls across America. These days you have to hustle. Tom Cruise hasn’t had to hustle in a very long time. By Lainey • Nov 25, 2008 11:46 am
Famewhores Robo and Little Sci wear dresses Out and about in New York today. Little Sci’s little dress is, as always, the cutest. But her mother… I don’t know what that is. Like, plaid might be all the rage but in this form? But plaid in prairie styles? With boots in the winter and not By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 12:27 pm
Frauds Robo evolved? Tom Cruise and his RoboBride celebrate 2 years of wedded bliss today. Two years ago the entire world was invited to Rome. And David Miscavige was Tom’s maid of honour. And Katie Holmes’s imprisonment continues. However despite the rumours and the bullsh-t headlines concocted by Life & By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 01:02 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Baby umbrellas and coats Baby umbrellas warm my bitch heart. It’s because of Matilda Ledger, I think. Two weeks ago, when we were in Europe, our mornings in Paris began with Matilda in the lobby. She’d be with her nanny, playing, hopping around, we could hear her chatting to herself conversationally, not By Lainey • Nov 06, 2008 03:35 am
