Katie Holmes No Rest for the Robo NYC – LA – NYC No wonder she’s so thin. Sleepless at night hungering for a real man, sleepless during the day hungering for a real life, sleepless in the afternoon hungering for a career again, on Broadway no less, and summoned to Tom’s side whenever he needs to sell By Lainey • Aug 12, 2008 05:28 am
Hollywood Closet Robo Married A Dork Look at him. Wearing every colour under the rainbow, no pun intended, and too new jeans….and a jacket that shines? It shines! It shines with a sheen! Have you ever seen anyone as UNcool as Tom Cruise? Why work so hard working out only to wear a purple sweater By Lainey • Aug 12, 2008 02:39 am
Assy Style Robo Jean Parade Is it deliberate? Of course it’s deliberate. Katie tired of the cuff roll on Saturday so she decided to pull out a pair of high waist wide legs. Let’s measure our reactions here, shall we? Because we’ve already seen the worst. We’ve already experienced the ultimate By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 02:31 am
Katie Holmes Doesn’t she have playclothes? Little Sci hit the playground again yesterday and as you can see, her mom dressed her up for a fashion show. Has Xenu outlawed playclothes? Weird. Aside from the wardrobe issues however, Katie Holmes was like a regular yummy mummy, chasing her baby, going down the slide, on the swings… By Lainey • Aug 08, 2008 02:50 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci and the Little Mermaid Will she grow a tail one day and swim away? To the find the freedom her mother lost? Katie Holmes took Little Sci to see the Little Mermaid last night. LS seemed to be bothered by the noise – as you can see, mom tried to be cheerful and soothe her By Lainey • Aug 07, 2008 03:02 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci loves her blanket Finally a few shots of Little Sci who is calling New York home for the next 5 months now that mom is in town to rehearse for and then perform in All My Sons. She’s getting taller, she’s losing her chubb, but she’s still the cutest ever. By Lainey • Aug 06, 2008 02:37 am
Assy Style Robo Androgynous I was wrong. When she wore skinnys last week, I was wrong in saying she could read, read what we’ve been saying about these jeans. Because the jeans are back. The jeans are here to stay. The Robobride androgynous jeans are now an intrinsic part of KatE Holmes. Just By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 02:19 am
Assy Style She can read! MUCH better. So.Much.Better. This is Katie Holmes today in NYC, thankfully NOT wearing those jeans. You know those jeans. Perhaps she perused the internets? Perhaps Posh called her to give a girl a tip? Hell nah. Posh probably called her to tell her they looked GOOD. That’s By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 04:35 am
Hollywood Closet Katie in the City After being trapped at sea on family holiday with Tom, Katie Holmes has arrived in NYC to throw herself into some serious rehearsal time for her Broadway debut in All My Sons. A supertoned KatE was seen out and about today, clutching a binder, showing off some cut arms, and By Lainey • Jul 31, 2008 07:55 am
Katie Holmes Tabloid Wars: Preparing for The Twins JustJared is reporting that the Holy Jolie Twins have been sold to People Magazine. As such, every other publication is bracing for annihilation, pumping out salacious covers in the hopes of banking as much money as they can before the double deity double issue stagnates their sales. For bottom feeding By Lainey • Jul 30, 2008 08:00 am
Assy Style The Thinnification of Tom Cruise There were photos published very recently of Tom Cruise taking his shirt off, showing off some middle aged back fat. A meltdown, mental AND physical, clearly ensued. Because Tom Cruise turned up at a racing event in Laguna Seca on Sunday showing off a much more streamlined physique. Check out By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 02:55 am
Katie Holmes Robo with a real man This is Katie Holmes shooting scenes with Jonny Lee Miller the other day on the set of Eli Stone. And even though that hair is still ass, being left unsupervised in the presence of an attractive man and not a gay fraud has brought more life to her eyes than By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 02:38 am
Katie Holmes Analysing RoboCross RoboBride Katie Holmes on the set of Eli Stone yesterday with her arms crossed over her chest. She was probably just chilly but let’s play our favourite game anyway, shall we? The Photo Assumption Game is the best game ever! Smut Psychoanalysis of KatE Cruise: * Feels naked and unsure By Lainey • Jul 17, 2008 03:36 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Stay-at-home dad Katie Holmes was on set at Eli Stone yesterday to shoot a cameo – the Tom Cruise brought Little Sci to visit mom at work. And also to check up on her, making sure there’s no secret getaway plan. After all, Johnny Lee Miller was once married to Angelina Jolie. By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 02:50 am
Famewhores Little Sci at the parade! Amazing, non? That people are still so naïve about the paps. Katie Holmes can’t sell tickets on Broadway, then new sets of photos of KatE with Little Sci are immediately released last week, culminating in these family shots of the Cruises in Telluride enjoying the Fourth of July parade By Lainey • Jul 07, 2008 02:36 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci lends a hand KatE Holmes Cruise will appear on Broadway in All My Sons in September. Remember Mario Lopez had to be ordered to vacate the theatre to make room for everyone coming from the Church of Scientology? The problem is… Katie Holmes doesn’t sell. Tickets are not moving and many are By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 09:53 am
