Famewhores Tom in the Middle Of course they had to. Of course they had to pose with SJP. SJP just won the box office. And you know how Tom Cruise loves to grow himself onto anything and anyone mildly successful. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes did not walk the carpet last night but tried to By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 03:00 am
Girly Throw Downs Posh’s Perfect Day She posed and pouted at the Chateau Marmont for a photo shoot – see attached. Then her son Cruz decided he just had to drop by Marc Jacobs. So they went shopping. Afterwards, he rewarded her with a trip to Pink Taco during which she sipped at water, tried not to By Lainey • May 28, 2008 05:11 am
Hollywood Closet The Presentation in Combination They caused a commotion last night that could only be rivalled by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Needless to say, Tom and KatE were the last to arrive. Quick tangent: Blake Lively came just before them. Like… Blake Lively? Sit DOWN Blake Lively! Katie’s dress up close was spectacular. By Lainey • May 06, 2008 07:28 am
Hollywood Closet First Oprah…now Matt? Tom Cruise’s interview with the Mighty Opes was the talk of the weekend. Click here to read my initial impressions . How many times did they have to say “I Love You” before she left the house? Watching these two I’m convinced I’m in a loveless marriage. But By Lainey • May 05, 2008 01:12 am
Xenu Smut Gold, Old, and Shady As mentioned earlier, Tom and Katie were on hand for the Beckhams birthday party last night in Santa Monica. Which means that, again, In Touch Weekly is, as usual, full of ass. Katie is NOT leaving him. Maybe that’s why she looks like sh*t. That gold dress on By Lainey • Apr 21, 2008 03:54 am
Xenu Smut Tomorrow! Is Little Sci’s second birthday! Where in the world is Little Sci?!? I miss her! Tom Cruise has been conserving Little’s power of late, some say to keep her out of the spotlight, some say because she’s already beginning her training with Xenu. But this week, In By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 09:04 am
Eva Longoria The Girls Without KatE Adding fuel to the speculation that Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes have broken up – last night Posh hit the town for an early birthday celebration and KatE was conspicuously absent. She’s been replaced though by another Kate – Beckinsale, that is, and Eva Longoria, who was interviewed recently about her By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 02:11 am
Beyoncé Newlyweds Play Coy Beyonce and Jay-Z showed up courtside at a basketball game the other day and continued to play coy about their wedding. Jay was ring-less and B kept her hand hidden…not that there’s any question about what happened on 4/4/8. Still… am all over the fact that By Lainey • Apr 14, 2008 02:51 am
Katie Holmes Replacing KatE with Kate Rumour has it, Victoria Beckham has had enough of Katie Holmes, unhappy with the fact that her protégé has now become more posh. UK tabloids are also reporting that Tom has chilled to his wife’s friendship with Mrs Beckham, supposedly because Victoria is a bad “thin” influence, subversively pressuring By Lainey • Apr 14, 2008 12:39 am
Katie Holmes RoboBride to Broadway? Katie Holmes is supposedly in talks to perform on Broadway – in Arthur Miller All My Son’s. Click here for more about the production. Katie’s role is not planned to be controversial. On the contrary, she would play a woman in love with a man a soldier who has By Lainey • Mar 28, 2008 06:36 am
Katie Holmes Robobride & Mr Armani After a report in OK! Magazine that Katie Holmes is working with Giorgio Armani on a clothing line, Us Weekly took it straight to her people who denied OK!’s claims. Are you loving how these two are going bitch to bitch? Still… there is an upcoming Armani/Katie angle. By Lainey • Mar 19, 2008 09:01 am
Katie Holmes Presenting Besties and Beards! Jada Pinkett Smith was honoured at the First Annual Essence Black Women in Hollywood luncheon on Thursday and of course, because they always have each others backs, Tom Cruise and his Robobride showed up to support. Which means that we have been treated to a brand new episode of Presenting By Lainey • Feb 22, 2008 01:16 am
Katie Holmes Granny Freeze: Longest Pregnancy Ever Remember when Katie Holmes was pregnant with Little Sci and all those conspiracy theories kept flying back and forth because of her oddly morphing bump and everyone was all suspicious that she’d had the baby already, accusing the GMD of trying to screw with conception dates and due dates By Lainey • Feb 20, 2008 02:10 am
Katie Holmes The Thinnification of Katie Holmes Tom Cruise and his amazing shrinking Robobride showed up at the LACMA opening of the Contemporary Art Museum Saturday night looking… actually kinda cute. As you can see, with his short ‘do and his big ass hidden shoe lifts, Tom is attempting to throw it back to his younger past. By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes Crazy Uncool Being crazy is one thing. Because if you’re cool and crazy, it’s all good. Cool can turn crazy into an artform – just ask Christopher Walken. But there is nothing, nothing, nothing worse in showbiz than being uncool. And Tom Cruise is uncool. Tom Cruise is SO uncool that By Lainey • Feb 07, 2008 01:58 am
Katie Holmes Second Sci vs the Second Coming? Of course Tom Cruise would want to crash this party… especially since the MiniVan Majority loves Hollywood baby fever. Besides, why pass up an opportunity to trump his ex wife Granny Freeze? But seriously… can you imagine how f&cking pissed Nicole Kidman would be? Prematurely believing she would By Lainey • Jan 31, 2008 12:15 am
