Katie Holmes Raped by KatE’s Sugar Major sugar raping, as Keira Knightley would say. Mrs Cruise on the cover of the January issue of In Style. And she looks great. Don’t like the hair style but do like how the hair’s been styled…make sense? Not overly coiffed, looks like it moves, it’s By Lainey • Dec 13, 2007 01:52 am
Katie Holmes Little Sci goes to the Grove This is the problem with Katie’s new bob: when it’s not “done”, it’s totally Sally Field circa Steel Magnolias and before that Burt Reynolds. In other words – a helmet pushing a shopping cart…just sayin’. Here are mom and Little Sci shopping at The Grove the other By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 02:23 am
Katie Holmes Can’t Keep the Gay Away No amount of Xenu Juice could have prevented Tom Cruise from attending the Spice Girls concert in LA on Wednesday night. How could any gay resist the glitter? On top of that, how can Tom resist a photo opportunity? With thousands of fans and their camera phones and the world By Lainey • Dec 07, 2007 02:35 am
Katie Holmes A RoboBride Holiday Janice Min’s clever staff at Us Weekly somehow got their hot little hands on the Tom’s family holiday card. His wife designed it herself and as you can see, she is sending her regards under KatE with an “E”…not Katie. Call me Cruise but it’s a By Lainey • Dec 06, 2007 02:19 am
Katie Holmes Little Sci in London Everyone loves Little Sci. Which is why her daddy keeps trotting her out for public consumption – can you hear the MiniVan oohing and goo-ing? This is the Family Cruise today in London out for a walk in Hyde Park. Mom, dad, baby... it’s like a Sears Family Portrait, only By Lainey • Dec 05, 2007 01:57 am
Geri Halliwell The Spice Girls – Victoria’s Secret Two songs, two outfits, and of course a change of clothes for the carpet – it’s not about the music, but it’s all about the Spice. So f*ck the British critics this morning who are calling it a disappointment. Since when were vocals part of the comeback criteria? By Lainey • Nov 16, 2007 02:08 am
Katie Holmes Top Gun 2007: Mav > Ice By the grace of Xenu, Tom Cruise is clearly still winning the battle after 20 years. Val Kilmer showed up last week at the premiere of Cirque du Soleil’s Wintuk in NYC and again last night at the I’m Not There screening. As you can see…not sweet. By Lainey • Nov 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes Workin’ It Damn. Look at KatE Cruise workin’ that carpet. She is spectacular! Clearly lessons with Posh have paid off, only Katie, like all clever pupils, has managed to inject her own warmth and sass into Posh’s plastic pose. Even the Posh Bob looks better on the understudy. Bet your concrete By Lainey • Nov 07, 2007 01:24 am
Katie Holmes MiniVan Tea Party and a Full on Assault People Magazine is the Bible for the MiniVan Majority. And today, it is a full-on assault! On the cover of the latest issue of the magazine – Keith Urban, see attached, waxing hilarious about his employer wife, an exclusive deal likely scheduled well in advance withOUT considering Tom Cruise’s timing. By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes Katie’s “Amazing” Race Let’s not take anything away from her accomplishment – bitch ran a f&cking marathon and that’s a hardcore achievement. Check out photos of Katie mid and post-race looking pretty cute all things considered. You run for five and a half hours, see if you come out the By Lainey • Nov 04, 2007 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes At Last…It’s Coming!!! Thanks to Larry B for the tip… New issue of Entertainment Weekly, Page 19: “EW has learned that the manuscript of Andrew Morton"s upcoming unauthorized Tom Cruise biography just landed in the New York City offices of its publisher, St. Martin's. The book - due Jan. By Lainey • Oct 16, 2007 08:00 pm
Katie Holmes Party Chills At the Beckham Welcome party the other night in LA, everyone was lettin’er rip – dancing to Stevie Wonder, rapping (Will Smith), and making out… almost side by side. Posh and Becks apparently couldn’t keep their hands off each other and same goes for the Tom Cruise and Katie By Lainey • Jul 24, 2007 08:00 am
Katie Holmes Mrs Beckham joins the MiniVan Majority? Though she’s loved by gays and gossips, Posh knows the key to America is the MiniVan Majority. And still she can’t shed the stilettos. Love. Her. So here she is with the boys at soccer practise, cuddling with Cruz as Brooklyn imitates Dad, playing sideline mom along with By Lainey • Jul 18, 2007 08:00 am
Katie Holmes RoboBride Supports the Mo"s Katie Holmes was let out of Tom’s clutches for a very good reason yesterday: to attend the premiere of Hairspray starring none other than church-mate John Travolta. And free from the diminutive influence of her husband, Katie as you can see is workin’ the carpet hard, giving us a By Lainey • Jul 17, 2007 08:00 am
Cate Blanchett A Guest Post Am writing this from my Blackberry. Due to my absence today, I've asked my brilliant and talented friend Duana to guest write a piece. Du is a screenwriter which means she's a real writer - not some trashy chinese internet hack who babbles incessantly. Thanks Du By Lainey • Jun 25, 2007 08:00 pm
Katie Holmes The LA Leach Victoria Beckham, back in LA to shoot scenes for her new “unscripted” reality tv show, dressed in designer sports shorts. Posh TV is apparently still scheduled to go forward in spite of the fact that very little usable material has been filmed. According to UK gossips, Posh is pushing ahead By Lainey • Jun 10, 2007 08:00 pm
