Dumbass Taylor Swift + Lorde vs Katy Perry You know the bad blood between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry, right? Taylor even wrote a song about it. Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t, but some Girl Sh-t is embarrassing…because, God, this is over John Mayer. What a waste. Katy is now dating Diplo. And yesterday, Diplo, seemingly By Lainey • Nov 13, 2014 12:30 pm
Kate Hudson Intro for October 31, 2014 Dear Gossips, My friend Lorella sent me a text today with a video link and only this to explain: F-ck! F-ck! F-ck! So I thought I’d pass it along to you. The video is below. Enjoy it. Kate Hudson’s annual Halloween party happened last night, Sons Of Anarchy By Lainey • Oct 31, 2014 09:34 am
BFFs Katy Perry drafts Sam Smith How did Taylor Swift, the friend collector, lose Sam Smith to Katy Perry in the famous friend draft? Sam Smith is totally this season’s top draft pick and he’d go great alongside Taylor’s previous draft picks: Lorde, Lena Dunham, several models, and Ed Sheeran. I can’t By Lainey • Aug 25, 2014 10:03 am
Music Too much Ariana Grande Did you feel like you were being force-fed Ariana Grande last night? Too much Ariana Grande. With her one side of the face and her one hairstyle. ONE hairstyle. And always with those high boots too. Is this child allowed to wear shoes that don’t go over her knee? By Lainey • Aug 25, 2014 09:05 am
Hook Ups Fetch: Robert Pattinson & Katy Perry Robert Pattinson is in New York on the morning show circuit to promote The Rover. I quite like his sock choice. Out of Cannes, everyone was saying that his performance in the film is the best of his career. He has a supporting role in both The Rover and Maps By Lainey • Jun 17, 2014 11:31 am
Hook Ups Katy Perry & Diplo Are dating. Apparently they were all about each other at Coachella. I feel like this is a pattern. She breaks up. She hooks up. At Coachella. In 2012 there was a musician. F-ck, what was his name. Hang on, I have to Google. Got it. Robert Ackroyd. Florence + The Machine. By Lainey • Apr 16, 2014 12:16 pm
Miley Cyrus Katy Perry stands down …and then doesn’t God that made me happy yesterday when Miley Cyrus Twitter-slapped Katy Perry for shaming her tongue by jamming it in her Twitter-face that John Mayer is a pig and Russell Brand’s tongue probably travelled the world. Miley followed up with another tweet later on: She’s The BEST. And By Lainey • Mar 07, 2014 12:37 pm
Girly Throw Downs Hahahahahahahaahahaa Not exactly the most creative title but come ON. It's the only reaction to... Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t! The best! Yesterday I posted about how Katy Perry shamed Miley Cyrus's tongue on Australian television. Click here for a refresher. As I wrote at the By Lainey • Mar 06, 2014 03:34 pm
Miley Cyrus Katy shames Miley’s tongue Katy Perry is in Australia promoting her album. She was asked on Sunrise, a talk show there, about that time she kissed Miley Cyrus at Miley’s show a couple of weeks ago. It happened during Adore You. Miley throws the camera over to the audience and everyone is supposed By Lainey • Mar 05, 2014 01:42 pm
Break Ups Relationships and your phone Here’s where I sound like an old lady. Because Jacek and I are on each other’s phones all the time. If he’s driving, I’m reading his texts and emails to him. And he’s the one who programs my phone and sets it up and I’ By Lainey • Feb 28, 2014 04:04 pm
Break Ups Katy & John: done (for now) and amicable E! News was the first to report that Katy Perry and John Mayer have broken up again. Click here for that post yesterday. Looks like it's true because several other outlets have now corroborated, including US Weekly. According to the magazine, Katy broke up with John, partly because By Lainey • Feb 27, 2014 10:55 am
Break Ups Katy & John: over again? John Mayer was not with Katy Perry last week for the BRIT Awards and Milan Fashion Week. She was booed there because she was apparently late arriving to one of the shows, although some say she was told to be there at the time she was there and shouldn’t By Lainey • Feb 26, 2014 09:25 am
Assy Style Not the place for bad hair It was ELLE Style Awards in London last night. Katy Perry wore Vivienne Westwood. It’s a good dress. But that hair. I can’t with this f-cking hair. There are some people who could make this work. Lizzy Caplan? Sure. Lena Dunham? OK, I think I could work with By Lainey • Feb 19, 2014 11:04 am
John Mayer Katy Perry & John Mayer engaged? Katy Perry stepped out with John Mayer on Valentine’s Day wearing a ring on that finger and the internet said they’re engaged. E! News and US Weekly then immediately reported that they’re not engaged…but that it could be happening soon. A source told US that “Everyone By Lainey • Feb 17, 2014 03:17 pm
Smutty Surgery Katy Perry’s Beatles cape You know what? I like this outfit way more than her Grammys dress – the one that looked like it was fashioned from an Ikea duvet cover, click here for a refresher. This is Katy Perry at the Grammys Beatles tribute last night. It looks like she performed. Did she, um, By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 03:33 pm
Grammy Awards 2014 Katy Perry and the brooms Like I said on Twitter, I would be impressed if she’d started playing Quidditch. But there was no Quidditch. There was only more camouflage. For what? Haven’t you noticed by now the lengths they will go to to distract you from the fact that Katy Perry can’t By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 09:16 am
