Gross Katy Perry & John Mayer had sex for Christmas How’s this for a little coal in your stocking, huh? On Christmas day Katy Perry tweeted this picture of John Mayer wearing a Santa suit, in what look like the final seconds before they screwed under the mistletoe. His face is clearly trying to communicate some sort of boner By Dean • Dec 27, 2012 02:18 pm
John Mayer Katy and the Mayers You know what John Mayer did last night? He and his girlfriend, Katy Perry, took his dad Richard out to see the Broadway production of A Christmas Story: The Musical. Then they went backstage and posed with all the cast members. Does it get any more wholesome? From John Mayer? By Lainey • Dec 13, 2012 05:29 pm
Assy Hair Selena on JB’s schedule Selena Gomez was in NY last night at the UNICEF Ball. Justin Bieber was also in NY in advance of his show at Madison Square Garden tonight. Meet-up? According to US Weekly he’s desperate to get her back. According to sources who saw him the other night inviting a By Lainey • Nov 28, 2012 12:42 pm
Ex Games Courtside exes Katy Perry and Russell Brand watched the much-hyped new Lakers lose their home opener last night. (If I had the time I would manage a Charles Barkley appreciation Tumblr because... he’s a treasure, he really is.) Anyway, Russell was there with two young companions and it seemed like (at By Lainey • Oct 31, 2012 10:17 am
John Mayer The Boyfriend Haircut Katy Perry was out with John Mayer in New York today. They were just photographed two nights ago - click here to see - and his hair was longer. So he’s had it cut very recently. It looks good on him. Now that he’s her boyfriend, I wonder By Lainey • Oct 16, 2012 04:56 pm
Girly Throw Downs I guess they won’t be recreating this photo Here are two shots of Katy Perry and Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards last November. Katy was still married to Russell Brand. This year Katy is nominated for two AMAs including Artist of the Year. So she’ll be there for sure. As Taylor is promoting a brand By Lainey • Oct 15, 2012 04:48 pm
Girly Throw Downs VMAs: BFF MVPs I wonder if the producers knew that this was not going to be the awards show that anyone remembers past today. I don’t know. Do they think “oh man, we have a sick lineup, this is going to be amazing”? Because while it was fine production-wise and musically, the By Duana • Sep 07, 2012 10:12 am
Douchebags Produced by Twi-Hards According to US Weekly, Katy Perry, having had enough of John Mayer, went out for dinner with Robert Pattinson. They didn’t end up in bed together or anything but the magazine reported that Katy would be into it if he was. Click here for a refresher. A few days By Lainey • Sep 05, 2012 11:48 am
Hook Ups Katy Perry + Robert Pattinson? Twi-Hards are spitting at the new cover of US Weekly: Katy Wants Rob: Their Secret Dinner Date Even though the publicist-friendly Gossip Cop disputes that it went down, US reports that Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson, both of them fresh off romantic anguish, had dinner on August 23 at Soho By Lainey • Aug 29, 2012 02:54 pm
Break Ups John Mayer sheds and accessorises Sometimes I wonder how it is that John Mayer and Ashton Kutcher aren’t best friends. Or could they be? Do we reject that which repulses us in our ourselves? Anyway, now that Katy Perry doesn’t want to be dealing with him anymore, John’s all fresh again with By Lainey • Aug 27, 2012 02:48 pm
Break Ups Katy Perry kept it short On August 13 I posted this article about how Katy Perry was keeping her daylight hours with John Mayer to a minimum. You know. She knows. Mila Kunis does not know. Mila Kunis allowed her shame f-ck to become her bonafide. Mila is dumber than Katy. Like, sure, John Mayer By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 12:50 pm
Hook Ups Never in daylight? Katy Perry and John Mayer are...dealing with each other. So far there have been a few sightings, all at night time. And one morning after which is just an extension of the evening anyway. Until they’re seen on an outing together when the sun is out then, I By Lainey • Aug 13, 2012 04:37 pm
Hook Ups How long before he starts tweeting about her tits Katy Perry has marvellous ones. And, well, John Mayer isn’t exactly known for under-sharing. So it’s true then - Katy and John are officially a thing now, seen leaving Chateau Marmont together last night in his car, clearly ready to go public. You can imagine how much that By Lainey • Aug 02, 2012 11:33 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Katy Perry’s Snow White Dress Or some kind of Disney princess, right? This is the cut of it. And it really suits her. Classic with a modern streak of purple through her hair. And, secretly or not, don’t we all wish we could wear a tulle petticoat once in a while? By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 12:14 pm
BFFs Robert Pattinson, the “swaggy bro” Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez showed up to support Katy Perry last night at the premiere of her tour documentary Part Of Me which, I’m sorry for disappointing you, I really, really want to see. Because I will watch any “behind-the-scenes” tour movie. From Truth Or Dare to Never By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 12:05 pm
Maple Leaf Justin, Selena, Katy, Kelly, and Carly Rae Let’s start with Carly Rae Jepsen who was the big winner last night at the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto. As I’ve been mentioning, mostly in Smutty Tingles lately, I am not tired of that song yet. Still. Not even close. In fact, all I want to do By Lainey • Jun 18, 2012 01:07 pm
