Ashlee Simpson Keira Knightley is NOT anorexic…yet My mother sucks at being wrong. And in my quest to be nothing like my mother, I’ve endeavoured to always admit when I’m mistaken, even if it kills me in the process. A couple of weeks ago, after seeing Keira at the London premiere of Pirates, wearing a By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Bosworth Love for America America Ferrera was the star of a gorgeous little movie called Real Women Have Curves. She also played Carmen in the film adaptation of The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants – one of my all time favourite teen book series. America Ferrera is 22, same age category as Lindsay Lohan, Keira By Lainey • Jul 21, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Bosworth Keira Knightley joins Richie & Bosworth So if you"re going to bag on Posh and Nicole for not eating, should we be adding Keira Knightley to the list? Check her out at the London premiere of Pirates looking decidely emaciated, proudly showing off several key attributes for membership into the elusive Anorexic Association: - By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Keira Knightley The Daily Footie: Kaka! Thank you for the submissions! Keep sending them, along with your rationale. I love it! And yes, I"ve received the "15 reasons to watch the world cup" attachment over 150 times so sending that doesn"t count. You have to FIGHT for your footie, ok? By Lainey • Jun 30, 2006 08:00 am
Keira Knightley Keira Knightley & the Kate Beckinsale disease Right dress, wrong occasion. Isn’t Pirates a DISNEY movie??? Looks like Kate Beckinsale isn’t the only one with the unfortunate overdressing problem. While we’re at it…can we just talk about her makeup? It was the same thing at the Oscars – so dark and drab and morose, By Lainey • Jun 26, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Moss Kate Moss in NYC Oh… right. Now I get it. In her neverending quest to BECOME Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan clings to her leggings. Totally makes sense. If I were white, I"d probably want to become Kate too. Either Kate or Giselle Bunchen. Here"s Kate in New York, sucking on By Lainey • Apr 27, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Jessica Alba: campaign sunshine continued… Enough already. I’m sick of this b*tch and her nauseating campaign to smother her true sexpot and replace it with Reese Witherspoon. Because as you already know, it’s painful to watch a two bit actress overreaching her limits and trying to go for gold. Just ask Jennifer By Lainey • Apr 02, 2006 08:00 am
Keira Knightley Keira: a new year with a new man It was a popular week for celebrity birthdays. Keira Knightley rang in her 21st in flapper style in London with new boyfriend Rupert in tow. Not my favourite get up, especially since she looks like a possessed doll but hey, at the very least, her massive jaw isn"t By Lainey • Mar 26, 2006 07:00 am
Keira Knightley Jakey at the beach In the face of almost irrefutable evidence that Jake Gyllenhaal is in fact Toothy Tile, I am stupidly standing by my belief that he isn"t. Why stupid? Well for starters, Ted Casablanca has practically outed him without outing him and these gorgeous photos of him frolicking by the By Lainey • Mar 12, 2006 07:00 am
Keira Knightley Worst Young Actress: Keira Knightley Beyond the jaw and the hideous eyebrows and the seizure-inducing pout, you want to know why I’m not a fan? It’s the fact that she doesn’t GLOW. For all the attention heaped on this 20 year old, you would think she could live up to it by By Lainey • Mar 05, 2006 07:00 am
Keira Knightley Keira for Chanel? Please Goddess…no! Nearly threw up today when I heard the disturbing rumour floating about that Keira Knightley is being considered as the next face of Chanel. Seriously y"all, Karl Lagerfeld must have burned more than just calories during his extreme diet because if this is true, Coco herself is going By Lainey • Mar 02, 2006 07:00 am
Eva Longoria From G: on Rachel McAdams and Vanity Fair i say kudos to rachel for not dropping trou for tom ford. first of all, i don"t see how it can help her career. will it really help scarlett"s and keira"s? (what is the fascination with keira and that smirk of hers?) anyway, i By Lainey • Feb 26, 2006 07:00 am
Keira Knightley Natalie in Berlin The power of styling products. No wonder I’m addicted to Bumble & Bumble. Two weeks ago, Natalie was verging on awkward growth and sporting a geek ‘fro. Throw in a little hair tamer and take a look at the difference. In Berlin today for the premiere of V for By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Keira Knightley Keira tries at the Oscar luncheon So Keira Knightley and her monster jaw arrived at today’s luncheon reinforcing my point yet again that this chick is so nothing special. I have no idea why people lose their sh*t over Keira. Why the fascination? At best she’s a homely milkmaid. At worst she’s By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Keira Knightley Most Boring – Keira Knightley Sure, the dress itself was lovely. And she looked decent enough, even with those sadistic eyebrows and her concrete jaw. But frankly, I didn’t care. I looked at her and I felt … nothing. No strong emotions against it. No strong emotions for it. And at the end of the By Lainey • Jan 16, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Moss The Scarlett Wars Damn. Scarlett Johansson is scrapping with everyone these days. You’ll recall that I reported on Sunday that she and Keira Knightley are gearing up for a potential red carpet rumble on Monday at the Globes. And now comes word via Gawker that Scarlett is also being targeted by none By Lainey • Jan 12, 2006 07:00 am
