Keira Knightley The Lilo Mantra I’m an actress – I just want to act. How many times, gossip? How many times have you heard her repeat the refrain? A smart move, I suppose, because Lindsay Lohan isn’t known for acting anymore, is she? And so the reason behind the constant reminders, this time in By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Keira Knightley Sienna Miller: capitalizing on Lohan stupidity “All I want to do is act…I’m an actor” – Lilo’s mantra, in every interview, in every article, whenever the pappies are around, she claims she’s an actor. That acting is her calling, that she will win an Oscar by the time she’s 30. Bitch… please. By Lainey • Apr 23, 2007 08:00 am
Keira Knightley Lindsay Lohan: Dirty Face Coke Face? STILL this child cannot find foundation to match her skin tone. And to go along with the Dirty Face, there appears to be a curious white smudge on her right cheek – some say glare from her earring, others say suspicious white powder to go along with her perennially pinned pupils, By Lainey • Mar 19, 2007 08:00 am
Keira Knightley The Daily Unmistakable: Keira Knightley’s Jaw Some of you love giving me grief about what I refer to as her gargantuan jaw, either claiming to not understand the fixation or calling it a thing of beauty and calling me a batty blind bitch for thinking it. Read below a hilarious ode to Keira’s most unmistakable By Lainey • Feb 21, 2007 07:00 am
Keira Knightley Keira Knightley: a protesting jaw? Uhhhh… NOT sweet. And yes, I get it that celebrities can’t always looked glammed up the ass every day. But that jaw? That jaw scares me. That is what I call a Bulimic Jaw – my girlfriend Beth, a doctor, can attest to that kind of jaw: jutting out at By Lainey • Jan 25, 2007 07:00 am
Cameron Diaz Keira Knightley: with and without Like Cameron Diaz, Keira Knightley is a different person when she smiles. Unlike Victoria Beckham, it ain’t a good thing. With Cam, it’s because of the wide Joker mouth – adds a weird caricature-ishness to her features, frightening small children in the process. For Keira it’s the teeth. By Lainey • Dec 18, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Moss Lilo OD? The National Enquirer is owning the smut landscape these days, non? A new explosive report in their latest issue: Lindsay Lohan overdosed on coke and pills at the Chateau Marmont on November 12, her friend found her unconscious, called a doctor who discovered large quantities of blow and prescription drugs By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Keira Knightley Lilo: London Ladders & Missing Items My girl was looking rather unkempt in London at the weekend – check out her hose. Now if Eva Green was walking around with ladders in her nylons, I’d be all over it with praise. But on Lindsay Lohan, it’s just another complementary attribute to her Dirty Face and By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Keira Knightley Keira Knightley: The Underbite in Profile Although she looks much lovelier without makeup than she does with, for me it’s the underbite and by association, that jaw that has always kept Keira off my list of girl crushes. Watch her, any of her movies, you will note that the bottom set of teeth matches up By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Moss Lindsay Lohan: clean for Bobby Mathematically speaking , Lindsay Lohan won’t win an Oscar until she’s 35 but I do applaud the singleminded determination with which she’s approached the task. Who wants an Oscar more than Lilo? Who talks about winning an Oscar more than Lilo? Who else is this desperate for Oscar? By Lainey • Nov 02, 2006 07:00 am
Keira Knightley Keira clean face New photos of Keira and Rupert. Not a fan of her jaw line or the ridiculous pout but wow - from this angle, it"s gorgessity. Glasses, very little makeup, hair unstyled, but that bone structure, those cheekbones...it"s the best I"ve ever seen Keira By Lainey • Oct 18, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Worst Carb Face: Nick Lachey My main gay Darren coined the term – I think it’s a keeper, non? Carb face is exactly what it sounds like. Too much bread, too much pasta, too much rice resulting in too much puff, too much bloat, and whatever else that’s lingering around Nick Lachey’s head. By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Keira Knightley Another side of Scarlett You like? I like. In fact, I like a LOT. Just goes to show she"s not all blonde and boobs. And between her and Keira Knightley, you have to wonder - how is Lilo ever going to get beyond? Photo from https://www.hollywoodsbest.net/forum/ By Lainey • Aug 30, 2006 08:00 am
Keira Knightley Keira & Rupert: pout for pout Matching pucker, matching hats, matching clavicles, step for step...Give me a f&cking break. I mean really…do people really walk around like this? And is it me or does her boyfriend freak you out? Can"t put my finger on it but I"m seeing By Lainey • Aug 02, 2006 08:00 am
Keira Knightley Mother Firecrotch to the Rescue If, on the off chance, you’re mystified about the source of Lindsay Lohan’s assy behaviour, one need look no further than Dina Lohan, a woman so hellbent on living the high life THROUGH her daughter, she’s clearly willing to SELL her daughter – quite possibly the finest example By Lainey • Jul 31, 2006 08:00 am
Keira Knightley Keira"s great choices I had to laugh a few weeks ago when I read a piece on Lindsay Lohan - something about winning an Oscar within 5 years. Now y"all know Firecrotch is my girl but seriously… I think she"s clearly been damaged by all the sex. Because not By Lainey • Jul 28, 2006 08:00 am
