Girly Throw Downs Photo Assumption: Mimi vs Minaj Please! Let it be January! And let them edit this the way we all want to see it -- f-ck the appearance of being nice and diplomatic. I mean, this is why our Mimi was asked to be a judge, right? Not because she’s particularly interested in finding a By Lainey • Sep 17, 2012 04:13 pm
Media Manipulation Keith Urban and Idol I’ve been hearing from readers in Australia who’ve written to tell me about how Keith Urban was on The Voice down there. Apparently he was an excellent judge, very popular, and it boosted his profile, probably album sales too. Urban of course has been rumoured to be negotiating By Lainey • Sep 06, 2012 04:11 pm
Smutty Surgery The judge’s wife has three lips TMZ just reported that Mariah Carey’s American Idol is supposed to start auditioning in two weeks and so far she’s the only judge. Yeah? What’s the problem? TMZ says the problem is that producers are hoping for 4 judges; two of them - Nicki Minaj and Keith By Lainey • Sep 05, 2012 02:19 pm
Smutty Surgery Is this Grace’s face? Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban attended a fundraiser on Saturday night in Sydney. For a while there I thought she might not be messing with her face so much... Now I’m not so sure. Also, is it just me or are her teeth bigger? I spent time recently at By Lainey • Jun 18, 2012 02:08 pm
Style Granny is perky Nicole Kidman looked amazing in Lanvin last night at Palais for The Paperboy. Have you read my breast discussion in the Janet Janet lifestyle post from earlier today? Click here if you missed it. Granny Freeze has never been ample breasted. And now in her mid-40s, as you can see, By Lainey • May 25, 2012 11:45 am
Smutty Surgery No gloves for Granny We discussed it in reference to Madonna and SJP earlier this year. Click here and here for articles on Hand Shame. What happens when the hands don’t match the face? At the time I wondered about Hand Surgery. Apparently they do in fact offer it. It’s called Hand By Lainey • Apr 02, 2012 03:12 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Nicole and nude underlay Here are Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, and their girls at Sydney airport yesterday. I’ve decided that a nude underlay with a black dress should never be attempted again. Also...why does she continue to insist on that f-cking kitten heel? It’s gross. Did you miss Nicole at the By Lainey • Feb 29, 2012 10:53 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Nicole on the school run It’s Nicole Kidman picking up her Sunday Rose from school in LA yesterday. Her hair looks wet and it’s held back with a clip, like any ordinary mom! Nicole was photographed a couple of days ago with her youngest daughter Faith. See below. SO cute, right? Sunday and By Lainey • Feb 08, 2012 12:20 pm
Girly Throw Downs Please let there be a pap-off Katie Holmes may be younger than Nicole Kidman, and I was about to write “infinitely more expressive” seeing as Katie hasn’t turned her face into a tundra, but then I realised, even though Katie hasn’t frozen her forehead, there is, like her predecessor, really not all that much By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 04:29 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Third Lip & Giant Head at the CMA Awards I was all hard with anticipation with how great Granny Freeze would look last nightat the CMA Awards since she did such a good job the night before in a Stella McCartney. Cocktease. And ... deflation. Her Jean Paul Gaultier was dramatic in print but the cut... wasn’t entirely imaginative. By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 09:44 am
Style Nicole the night before If this is what Nicole Kidman chose for the night before the CMA Awards, well I can’t wait to see what happens tonight for the event proper because her Stella McCartney for the BMI Country Awards Tuesday evening in Nashville would have worked for a main event. She is By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 09:29 am
Media Manipulation Playing injured Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban made their way through LAX on Friday presumably for Nashville, where the CMA Awards are happening on November 9th. Keith is nominated for Entertainer of the Year which I’m told he’s desperate to win, and he was supposed to be performing but his By Lainey • Nov 07, 2011 10:23 am
Keith Urban Granny is blonde and her husband is angry Nicole Kidman was photographed yesterday on the New Orleans set of The Paperboy with John Cusack who plays a death row inmate. Gran plays a freak ass woman who writes love letters to him. And Matthew McConaughey and Zac Efron Cusack are trying to save him. Interestingly enough, Sofia Vergara By Lainey • Aug 02, 2011 04:15 am
Baby and Bump Obsession A long way to go get your Granny Keith Urban arrived in Sydney on July 4th. At least that’s how the photo agency has dated the pictures. They’re the ones of him in a grey shirt and jeans. Today, July 6th, Urban was photographed at the airport with Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, and their two children By Lainey • Jul 06, 2011 03:01 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Two babies, Three Lips Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and her husband Keith Urban travelled through LAX yesterday each holding a baby. I totally forgot about Faith Margaret who came to them via gestational carrier! They dropped her on us right at award season and then pulled it back low key. In fact, Gran herself By Lainey • May 25, 2011 06:17 am
Douchebags Douches on a carpet Tiger Jam happened in Vegas this weekend. How do you look less douchey? Stand next to someone super-douchey. Like, I don’t mind Keith Urban’s hair so much when Tiger Woods’s shirt and John Mayer’s hat get in the way. Right? I don’t give a sh-t By Lainey • May 02, 2011 06:14 am
