Keith Urban Granny Freeze to LA Gran and her husband continue to hide from the paps in Australia – here she is showing off her bump in a very very tight suit while Keith appears to have put on some sympathy weight. Nicole is said to be house hunting in LA, close to friend Naomi Watts’s By Lainey • Mar 20, 2008 05:42 am
Smutty Surgery Nicole Kidman, StepMother? A Nashville entertainment reporter by the name of Jimmy Carter says that Keith Urban has been contacted by the tabloids following up on a story that some Australian woman is claiming he’s the father of a love child sired in Australia back in the 90s. Maybe this is the By Lainey • Mar 12, 2008 05:25 am
Keith Urban Worst Oscar Knocked Up: Granny Freeze Yeah so this whole doting wife, delicate flower sh*t is getting as old as her face. Look at them! Look at Gran and her man getting all emotional on us on the carpet – because posing in front of hundreds of screaming journalists and fans is exactly the place to By Lainey • Feb 25, 2008 02:03 am
Keith Urban Hello Kitties Love Granny Freeze Seriously… put a white person in front of any Hello Kitty and it will lose its Hello Kitty backpack. If that white person is relatively famous, the Hello Kitty just might die on the spot. So can you imagine the hysteria in Japan today at the premiere of The Golden By Lainey • Feb 20, 2008 07:00 pm
Keith Urban Granny Freeze Hates Fried Chicken! Thwarted time and again… poor Granny Freeze. If not for Britney losing her sh*t and Lilo falling off the wagon, more of our smutty attention would be directed towards Granny’s 45th pregnancy mystery – is she or isn’t she? As you know, Nicole has expertly controlled and managed By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 05:03 am
Keith Urban Granny Freeze: Aussie No All that Botox must be freezing her style receptors…because Nicole Kidman has never, ever been so off the mark. Holy sh*t! Check her out, front and back, at the Australian premiere of the Golden Compass at the weekend. The hair has been geriatric frizz for a while now By Lainey • Dec 17, 2007 02:09 am
Keith Urban Little Girl Granny Freeze Sweet Rossum, Nicole Kidman is becoming unbearable. At the premiere in London tonight of The Golden Compass. The good news – she looks better than she did in that leopard coat this morning. The bad news, she still looks old and she still looks granny and she will always look frozen. By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 06:35 am
Keith Urban Granny Freeze & Her Nephew No come on… don’t try and tell me Nicole Kidman does not look like Keith Urban’s Granny Freeze Aunt here. Don’t try and don’t lie. Because she does. And you know it. Nicole is currently in London promoting The Golden Compass, a film and a role By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 03:06 am
Keith Urban They Don’t Believe Granny Freeze Shocking! Australia’s princess getting called out in an Australian paper on her hypocrisy? Love them Aussies. As you know, Nicole is currently embroiled in a courtroom battle in a case against some paparazzo she claims has been endangering her life. As someone who craves privacy, pap intrusion is of By Lainey • Nov 23, 2007 03:55 am
Keith Urban Urban Angel Keith Urban looking rough in NYC yesterday doing some shopping after visiting Good Morning America with The Freeze. You will note, Keith’s coif bears a striking resemblance to Criss Angel’s, pictured here on Monday at Virgin Unite – it’s the Anti-Quiver Coif. Or Meg Ryan’s Coif from By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 02:39 am
Keith Urban All Eyes on Granny Freeze At the CMAs last night there was little to no chance Kenny Chesney would lose to Keith Urban. Kenny’s crown was pretty much locked up. And so the Kidmans arrived with few expectations, showing up to save face and to promote Keith’s People Magazine cover and to make By Lainey • Nov 08, 2007 01:54 am
Katie Holmes MiniVan Tea Party and a Full on Assault People Magazine is the Bible for the MiniVan Majority. And today, it is a full-on assault! On the cover of the latest issue of the magazine – Keith Urban, see attached, waxing hilarious about his employer wife, an exclusive deal likely scheduled well in advance withOUT considering Tom Cruise’s timing. By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 07:00 pm
Keith Urban Granny Freeze Keeps Fighting Nicole honey, we get it. You’re NOT old…you’re just oldER. Which doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t still be hotter than anyone else, and you definitely have the body to prove it but for the desperation. The frozen desperation that has paralysed your forehead and swollen By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 05:31 am
Keith Urban Defending Granny Freeze Poor Nicole Kidman. Since winning Oscar, her last several films have been total commercial failures. She is helping her husband battle substance abuse, not to mention his roving eye, she is struggling to maintain the façade of an arranged marriage, and she is valiantly fighting her 40s, blazing a trail By Lainey • Oct 24, 2007 04:33 am
Keith Urban Granny Freeze at the Wedding Nicole Kidman was in NYC this weekend to promote her latest Margot at the Wedding – three outings and three scary ass sightings. First – at a screening for Margot, hair down in a virginal dress. You will note there’s not a wrinkle on her face – NOT ONE – in spite the By Lainey • Oct 08, 2007 06:47 am
Keith Urban Granny Freeze is Fertile? The new Vanity Fair – Nicole Kidman is on the cover looking very blonde and very young and very plump in the lip and very, very frozen. But also very very beautiful. In that beautiful frozen way. But the article promises to be even better than the photos. It’s her By Lainey • Sep 03, 2007 08:00 pm
