Douchebags Douche to DILF Ew! Not me. But I’m not a member of the MiniVan Majority. And the MiniVan Majority has embraced Kevin Federline. Otherwise People would not have slapped him on the cover with the booboos during the holiday fanfare. Of course the exclusive doesn’t hurt either. Wonder how much he By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 01:45 am
Britney Spears KFed speaks! Check out the alert bar on the People.com website today… Kevin Federline tells his side of the story. Coming tomorrow Wednesday 8am ET. Whaaaaa!!!!!?????? And the timing. The timing could NOT be better. This week, the launch of her new album, in the midst of a comeback, and Kevin By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 11:38 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried OK! I broke the story last year of Britney’s disastrous shoot for OK! Magazine during which she appeared incoherent and spacey, rubbing chicken fried grease all over her designer wardrobe, pee’d in front of the crew, touched herself inappropriately, babbled like a baby, and let her dog piss and By Lainey • Aug 13, 2008 02:47 am
Kevin Federline Like KFed, Like Junior! This has totally made my life. KFed and his Junior are rockin’ the same ‘do! Junior copies his mentor yet again! Sweet Xenu, has it been 2 weeks? 2 weeks since anyone’s cared about Tori Spelling and her husband Kevin Federline Jr? Apparently they tried unsuccessfully several days ago By Lainey • Feb 12, 2008 05:33 am
Britney Spears What Happened Last Night So Britney returned from a romantic weekend getaway with Adnan, her paparazzo boyfriend. According to my sources, aside from flattery and the obvious gratification, she was using Adnan to get back at Sam Lutfi because Sam urged her to get help last week. Sam on the other hand is said By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Britney to Lose Visitation After last night’s drama, the babies are now safely back with Kevin Federline, Jayden James is doing fine, and KFed’s legal team will be storming the court this morning, not surprisingly, to strip Britney of all visitation rights. Britney meanwhile is being held for mental evaluation at Cedars By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 02:40 am
Britney Spears The Standoff Britney was deposed on Thursday, miraculously arriving at her hearing but over 90 minutes late. As such, she was only questioned for 14 minutes before leaving and rescheduling. After that she headed home for visitation with her kids. At 7pm she was supposed to turn them back over to KFed’ By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 08:02 pm
Britney Spears Hospitalised During the standoff, Britney was observed by officers to be under the influence. They were able to retrieve the children, hand them off to KFed, and Britney was then seen taken to the Cedars Sinai Medical Centre via ambulance on a gurney (attached) for what’s being called a “mental By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Tough Love and Intervention Britney’s father has arrived at the hospital and is said to be working with Kevin to finally commit Britney into seeking long term care. OK Magazine is reporting Britney was sobbing when carried out of her house and that “when she arrived at the hospital, she had managed to By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 07:00 pm
Britney Spears The Perfect Victim Chicken Fried Stupid is probably too stupid to realise this is the best thing that’s happened to her all year. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has officially infected Kevin Federline. Which can only mean one thing: Kevin Federline is now diseased. KFed is now KF&cked. It might take By Lainey • Dec 31, 2007 12:29 am
Britney Spears Federline Rossum What a difference a year makes. A year ago, the world rejoiced Britney’s freedom. A year later, KFed is not only still around, he’s stronger than ever, landing his very own Details cover, landing some acting scraps here and there on two bit tv shows, and more importantly, By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 04:52 am
Kevin Federline KFed Jr Jr Lilo has found her very own KFed Jr... Lindsay’s new boyfriend has earned his first and only namecheck – Riley openly dissed Lilo’s slag of a mother on his MySpace referring to her new reality tv child exploitation show: "ADVICE OF THE WEEK: if your a mom, with By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 06:29 am
Kevin Federline Model Mother’s Worst Taste in Men Had the same problem before getting married – every guy I’ve ever dated with the exception of maybe, MAYBE, two…all douches. Like disgusting. Revolting. Sick. Then again, I’ve never had her qualifications. But Britney… Britney could aim so much higher. But still she persists. Still her goldiggers have By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Early 20s Flirtation Oh I remember this. If you’re old in your 30s like me, you remember too. And if you’re in your 20s now, you know … it’s just what girls do. Lindsay Lohan’s new preoccupation – his name is AJ Lamas, son of Lorenzo Lamas. So no wonder why By Lainey • Jul 06, 2007 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Another Britney Witticism You know what’s sad about Britney – in a long, long, long list of sad things about Britney? Britney actually thinks she’s smart, clever, and funny, like that dude at a party with all the hardy har har bad jokes. Kinda like my husband. My husband is the quintessential By Lainey • Jul 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz The Levitating KFed Is Cam a Homewrecking or is Mindfreak another Golddigger? I say Door Number 2. Yet another in what’s become a growing list of Federline clones eager to profit in one way or another on the coattails of their more famous Hollywood conquests. A Golddigger, you see, doesn’t always By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
