Kevin Federline Paris Hilton teaches me English Much has been made of Lindsay’s incoherent rambling, the egregious inclusion of the letter “I” in ADEQUATE, the attempt at sounding articulate, that common sin flagrantly committed by most celebrities – speaking without a script, sounding assy without dialogue that’s been written for them. True in Lilo’s case, By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Tori Spelling: Own a Piece of Homewrecking History As we all know, KFed Jr needs to get paid. Because Junior considers himself a victim of false advertising. And can you blame him? He thought he left his wife for an heiress, he thought he’d be living in the lap of luxury, he thought he’d have his By Lainey • Dec 08, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline The Daily Illiterate: Kevin Federline’s Publicist Seriously…this is the funniest sh-t I’ve ever read – even funnier than Lilo’s incoherent rambling following the death of Robert Altman. Turns out Kevin Federline went to dinner last night. After dinner, half a dozen (or less) journalists were asked to show up to interview him. Kevin obliged. By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed Jr: putting wife to work Junior didn’t poke out his eyes and swallow his appetite only to be cut out of the will. Junior has expectations, Junior cheated on his wife, left his home, left his children for a good, fair, chunky cut of the Spelling fortune and Candy’s clever, cunning c*ckblock By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears at 25 A new quarter century and so far she hasn’t flashed her poonie. Other than that though, not much has changed. Same Mall Weave, same trash ass, dixie cup taste in clothing, same attention-seeking relationship with the paparazzi – Britney may be borderline learning impaired but she’s also one of By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney & Paris: the birthday countdown Her birthday is tomorrow, neither one will give official word about the Billboard Awards on Monday – do you smell something in the works? Last night at Area, Britney and Paris reunited after spending a couple nights apart…or was it a night? I can’t keep track, it’s all By Lainey • Dec 01, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed and Kendra Jade…and Lukas Rossi??? There’s a new report that surfaced in Star Magazine today – yet another reason why Britney ditched KFed, aside from the obvious: that he’s a golddigging, overspermed loser. Kevin was apparently caught in an affair with Kendra Jade, porn star. Obviously it wasn’t serious. They were “just friends By Lainey • Nov 29, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Paris and Lindsay and the Britney sandwich You can’t make this sh-t up. Just one night after Lilo’s videotaped accusation of abuse against Paris Hilton and Paris’s publicist’s denial in response, all three tarts hooked up on Sunday night having temporarily buried whatever it was that came between them – c*nts and firecrotches By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Lilo: courting and thwarting caught on tape! It’s been the same broken record lately: I don’t want the tabloid attention, I don’t want to be followed around, leave me alone, don’t photograph me, don’t photograph my Firecrotch, I just want to live my life in private, I JUST WANT TO ACT. Funny By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney: the return of the abs It was always her abs, wasn’t it? At one point she said she did 1,000 crunches a day…until the Cheeto Era brought out the trash. Thank Goddess, as we all know, KFed is gone and the hotness is back…especially around the midsection. Just 2 and a By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline The Daily Obvious: KFed Jr. As if threatened by the tragic fate that has befallen the Original Federline, Junior seems hellbent on reminding the world at every photo opportunity that his wife is indeed carrying his seed – more appropriately known as the ticket to his riches, though if her dress is any indication, it doesn’ By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney at the AMAs So did you see the opening sequence? Believe me, she KNEW about the opening sequence. Just in case you missed it, here’s a quick recap: Jimmy Kimmel comes out, a few jokes, a few laughs, then he talks about Paris Hilton’s album sucking ass (she was in the By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears The Sex Tape & the Payoff? TMZ is reporting that Britney and Kevin will reunite to make a statement debunking the existence of a sex tape, despite recent rumours to the contrary. Still waiting for the official wording but do you smell what I smell? Looks like that festering growth she used to call her husband By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: the sex tape, the blackmail News of the World broke the story, now Us Weekly is reporting that a porn broker who believes in the tape’s existence has been contacted and says it could be worth up to $100 million, especially if the contents are as deliciously smutty as speculated. Apparently they go at By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Britney in Vegas, Britney mixes with the D List Forget the ghetto weave – she more than makes up for it with that ass. Check out Britney from behind, girl got into shape fast, non? No love handles, no discernible jiggle, legs look lean, skin is reasonably spot-free now that she’s Fed-free, grinning happily with the re-hired Larry in By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Heather Mills: Golddigger contaminates America Widely discredited in Britain, Heather Mills has set her sites on the US, where she has arrived (LA) for an exclusive sit down interview with Extra – like 2nd or even 3rd tier, don’t you think? No doubt Paul’s scheming bitch of an ex will try to gain sympathy By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
