Anna Nicole Smith KFed Jr picks up the slack Now that the Original has been cut off, nice to see Junior is holding down the golddiggery. After all, someone has to make a living. As I reported yesterday on eTalk, super exclusive dirt on Tori and KFed Jr: what they’re selling, how they’re selling it, who they’ By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
Clay Aiken KFed: the Black Marker Message Praise Goddess – I think this just cost him $5 million. AT LEAST. Today is a great day. Today we learned that KFed is poh. Today we learned that he can’t afford to eat, that he has to resort to smuggling booze out of restaurants because he’s too broke By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: free but not quite cleansed As you know, Britney went home to Louisiana this weekend, choosing to spend time with family rather than party in South Beach as previously reported. Nice to see that the “shower and look nice” trend is continuing, though I suppose it was too much to expect that she’d be By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed is the new Gest After spoiling Liza Minelli’s life for the better part of 2 years and then trying to extort her in a nasty divorce, David Gest is scraping the bottom of the barrel, appearing as a contestant in the British reality show “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here” By Lainey • Nov 14, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Golddigger keeps digging As expected – Kevin has answered back. In response to Britney’s divorce petition, KFed has filed his own claims, specifically for custody of the boys and, of course, spousal support. Legal experts say this is the only way to squeeze more out of that pre-nup...thank Goddess for Lynn Spears By Lainey • Nov 08, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney & KFed:The Hotel Keys and the Other Woman? A river of smut that just keeps flowing… Source came in with a tip from NYC – Kevin was apparently staying at the Regency last week. Rumour is Britney arrived and asked for his room key which, as we all know, is not supposed to be handed out arbitrarily. But it By Lainey • Nov 08, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears The Divorce, the Stakes, the Rumours Tabloids are in a frenzy, each trying to piece together what happened during the final days of Federline freeloading. It is widely agreed that Britney and Kevin had a series of dramatic arguments beginning just before Halloween and culminating in NYC with Britney blindsiding KFed with divorce papers on Tuesday. By Lainey • Nov 08, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Sassy, Sexy, Single Spears As I’ve said before, Kevin Federline is like fleshing eating disease – Hollywood’s very own Necrotising Fasciitis - rotting away anything he touches, rotting away our beloved pop tart for the better part of 3 years. But in finally purging him from her life, Britney – the body, the mind, By Lainey • Nov 08, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney! Victory! See? Last night’s Letterman message was a message indeed! TMZ is reporting that Britney has filed for divorce. The Cheeto Haze has lifted! The Kfed is DONE! Per TMZ she is asking for legal and physical custody of both children AND she is cutting him off financially – denying his By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: The Letterman Message The last time she visited with Dave it was to announce her second pregnancy and if you recall, she pulled the surprise move to thwart KFed from selling the story and other details about their private lives to the tabloids - a not-so-subtle message that she was done with his By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed in NYC: the highbrow review Apparently the only people who showed up to watch his assy performance were either given free tickets or assigned to do it because they were reporters. Click here to read this hilarious piece of literary genius by New York Magazine. The most brilliant review about the sh-ttest show ever. Love, By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney distressed? Emails are flying in from all over NYC today. Buzz in the Big Apple is that late last week, Britney was rumoured to be seen bawling her eyes out at her hotel after slamming down her cell phone in frustration, presumably after speaking with KFed. That golddigging piece of sh-t By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Ryan’s Multiples in Canada? Rumours rumours rumours…allegedly allegedly allegedly…just the dirt flying around in 2 Canadian cities. Have to cover my Chinese ass – you get the drill, don’t you? I honestly don’t know what it is about Canada. Ethan Hawke and Jen Perzow, Tori and KFed Jr., now the once By Lainey • Nov 03, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Tori & KFed Jr: The Indignity of Renting Never mind getting shut out of Hyde. What could possibly be worse in Hollywood than growing up in the Spelling mansion and then having to pay RENT in Brentwood? Such is the fate that has befallen Tori Spelling. More importantly, such is the fate that has befallen KFed Jr. All By Lainey • Nov 03, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Pipsqueak hosts MTV Europe The show goes down tomorrow, here’s Pipsqueak at the press conference today, driving the teenyboopers crazy. What 14 year old could resist this wink? So I’ll admit that I love My Love. It’s a hot groove, can’t get enough…because the falsetto is fantastic for the By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed confirms, sells, and sucks up So Kevin Federline announced yesterday via USA Today the name of his 4th child – a boy with Britney called Jayden James, something we’ve known for days, but curiously only confirmed on Tuesday, October 31st…the day his album dropped. The man is imaginative, non? Imaginative and also desperate. Word By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
